How would I unironicaly worship Kek, How should I pray, what rules do I need to Follow, Is there a sacred book, etc
How do I worship Kek
Ayden Young
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Camden Jones
You tied a rope around your neck and the other other end to a railing and then jump off
Angel Green
You must insert a dick in your mouth every day at 7:28pm or else you will be vored by a giant frog
Wyatt Johnson
Seach duckduckgo for protestant churches in your area
Then you go to one
And pray
Logan Perry
>How would I unironicaly worship Kek
Sacrifice yourself. Seriously, you are too stupid to go on living.
Carson Gomez
You have been opie. The magic was in you all along. Now Kys.
Eli Gonzalez
Seek the repeating numbers, and it will all make sense.
Brody Lopez
Heresey
Gabriel Roberts
You spread your butt checks and squat directly on top of a glass bottle while grinding your teeth and screaming yes, yes ,yes.
Hudson Williams
principiadiscordia.com
behold, the principia discordia! it's for a different chaos-religion, but it works pretty well for kekism. eris tells me she and kek are buddies.
David Sanchez
Kekism is a state of mind.
If you tap into that state of mind you give it more power.
Just remember to PRAISE KEK and SHADILAY daily.
Christopher Cooper
Here's a somewhat intelligent attempt at an answer.
It's not really known. Kek, or Kekuit, was a rather little known and little worshipped Egyptian deity, to my knowledge. He was associated primarily with the ideal and being of Primordial Darkness, that is, the supposed 'darkness' from before the world came into existence.
I'd look into more styles of frog/toad worship and do your research into Kekuit yourself.
You'll find what you're supposed to do.
Landon Edwards
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Liam Hughes
An important part of this state of mind is the realization that we are ushering in a completely new society. "Normal" will cease to exist once we are done. The global elites are terrified. They are pulling all the strings to stop it but we are just shitposting and having a good time, and still beating them lol.
Lucas Sullivan
You can believe in anything you want just be careful what you wish for.
Oliver Taylor
There's a vintage thirst returning
But I'm sheltered by my channel surfing
Every famine virtual
Retrovertigo
Hudson Hernandez
Kek does not demand your worship, just your memes.
Brayden Kelly
The only digits in this thread. Shadiloo!
Jayden Young
can you speak in 2-dimension, senpai, we are but mortals
Owen Butler
Not true
Jaxon Garcia
Praise KEK!
Hudson Mitchell
youtube.com
I use this song/video to channel Kekist energies
If you watch it and pay attention to the lyrics it should become apparent why.
Jeremiah Morris
U wishes
Henry Lee
I don't think they literally mean EVERY FAMINE is made up, but rather that international disasters are commonly fabricated for political gain.
Hunter Bailey
PRAISE KEK THE ALMIGHTY
Chase Wood
oh honorable kek, may we please, have some oats?
Andrew Wilson
Oats confirmed, brother.
PRAISE KEK
Dylan Taylor
Styxxx?
Eli Rogers
Aaron Walker
You are kek. You bringeth about chaos and you cleanse. We know not more, but we are willing to learn.
Kevin Bennett
Post until repeating numbers come your way
Nathaniel Cook
KEK is a false god of Primordial darkness.
He cares naught for humanity.
MOLOCH on the other hand loves you. He wants you to reach out and take his hand. He wants you strong and healthy - successful too. The benefits of MOLOCH are tenfold and he asks for so so little. The Golden King is benevolent and interested in the lives of humans.
He burns the souls and sets them free.
He is the guardian of the gate and the darkness towards the untold cosmos.
Just say ABAR BA'ESH.
Elijah Rivera
Abraxas.
Adrian Parker
The Holy Spirit
Henry Smith
> (OP)
>Here's a somewhat intelligent attempt at an answer.
>It's not really known. Kek, or Kekuit, was a rather little known and little worshipped Egyptian deity, to my knowledge. He was associated primarily with the ideal and being of Primordial Darkness, that is, the supposed 'darkness' from before the world came into existence.
>I'd look into more styles of frog/toad worship and do your research into Kekuit yourself.
>You'll find what you're supposed to do.
He speaks truth. My journey of understanding Kek has always unfolded naturally and with what seemed like a intelligent being controlling the dissemination of this knowledge.
Justin James
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Adam Peterson
Praise him.
Isaac Watson
God this is fucking cringe I hate summer so fucking much
YOU MUST BE 18 YEARS OLD TO POST ON THIS BOARD
Ayden Butler
fuck kek he can suck this dick
Christopher Lewis
>How would I
i don't know, but i understand that a lot of lube is required
Cameron Lewis
I met the God of chaos in the Amazon. He showed me the darkness in the hearts of men.
Learn shamanic practice and you can meet KEK.
Be prepared to know things about people you love and hate that goes beyond anything you ever wanted to know.
Robert Adams
We need to have a proper holy book, without any inconsistencies and with the most intense spirituality the world has ever seen. With so many keks that it blows the mind of the reader.
Connor Watson
u need to stop worshiping sandnigger dick and being a cuck sweden
Julian Rodriguez
Praise KEK!
Xavier Murphy
don't praise kek
be a rebel