/CPD/ CHICAGO SCANNER - It's gonna be a hot one edition

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Other urls found in this thread:

cwbchicago.com/2017/06/uptown-13-year-old-girl-killedstabbed.html
archive.is/iOTSC
soundcloud.com/crockettofficial
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Check heyjackass. Yesterday broke the record.

Clueless Belgian here:

What do you guys think about Chicago PD series?

Huebert reporting in, any unusual coonery in place?

What happened yesterday? I was here until 1 AM chicago time and didn't hear anything too niggery. Did Male Black get more active after that?

nevermind, just checked. lots of shootings compared to saturday

>all the shootings happened after I went to bed

FUGG

Good evening, Roberts. How's everyone tonight?

>tfw can hardly understand what sassy dispatch is saying

REMEMBER:

ONE BUMP = ONE APPREHENDED MALE BLACK

cwbchicago.com/2017/06/uptown-13-year-old-girl-killedstabbed.html

>be male black
>be on parole for aggravated domestic violence
>blugeon and stab a 12 year old girl to death
>have blood on your shirt
>your mom's neighbors yell at her to let you into the apartment because you is a good boy who dindu nuffin

god almighty

jesus christ
he will be killed in prison, right? even other niggers hate nigs who kill children

Bump for justice

Do they

>1 post by this ID

Good evening, Robert

Did I just say a "black white hispanic"?

did they*

sorry, long day

evenin'
hows things?

Good morning!

Why are these threads allowed? They have nothing to do with politics.

>talking about crime has nothing to do with politics

If this thread isn't for you, Robert, please find another one.

looks like we got an Adam over here.

daytime Sup Forums is so shit i actually have the time to check into nigs at nite

>nigs at night

Nice one, Robert.

t. chicago male black

They should remove Sup Forums and make /cpd/

I agree with that entirely, Sup Forums is garbage

Vehicle death report.

That sucks.

go back to your "shill" threads

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>Chicken taco truck
Nani?

a truck that dispenses chicken tacos

got to appeal to the local market, which explains why the truck owner has a gun, and is proly chasing the caller for a good reason

Posted a bad review on Yelp?

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Thanks Death Harry Dirty Wish

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I'm glad someone caught that

Have a bump, Roberts.

Evening, Roberts.

10-4 robert

Glad you 'ad a giggle
better laugh at the chaos, because it sure laughs at you.

CODE 2131 ROBERT

COME BACK

Welcome Robert!

Thanks Robert!

G'evening Roberts. Keys checked.

>caller says someone may be trying to break into the bank

>Anonymous said...Who's going to submit a design for the new squad cars? I'm thinking rainbow flag down one side, black lives matter flag down the other side, Mexican flag on the trunk, and "We Black People" on the hood.

kek

Where was this?

Literally who are you quoting?

>52 year old male stabbed in the abdomen

~oooooooh
every party needs a pooper, that's why we invited you!~

Someone can't work out what's @ Elizabeth to the point /ourgirl/ wants someone else on the line.

I've noticed that the other two shifts are filled with women and officers with his-panic accents. most of the first two shifts seem to have a hard time communicating orally. Roberts are almost all male and really don't have the same problems.

WATCH YOUR KEYS

Balisong incoming.

>body removal request approved
>75 min or it's free

Second City Cop blog site (there is a link on heyjackass)

blog post title: "No Personals" per 1290
SUNDAY, JUNE 11, 2017

tried posting the link but the POS thinks it is spam.

It is in the comments section.

ooh
exotic choice
its the thai food of knives.

OMG HAX

Are you working dispatch somewhere right now?

Last quality thread on Sup Forums.

You allow Male Black too much humanity.

negative, just a /comfy/ cpd listener.

shut up you literal nigger

Can I get a Robert to check out shitposting, Male Black, this thread?

The way this Cleveland game is going. that scanner may be matching /cpd/ tonight. The fucking town will riot when this game is over

That was triggered by me reading black male

I don't remember a riot when they won last year, maybe heightened chimping but nothing too crazy.

Warriors are showing the Cavs what-for.

They're down 3-1 in the series and currently losing though.

They are about to lose the way it's looking tonight. It will be over then.

>warm weather
>muh'the land'pride

>6 year old son
>possible overdose
>acting violent

why do they do this?

Roberts out on the beach this afternoon for no reason this afternoon

Does Robert usually get a beach beat? I can't imagine that getting too exciting

I have no idea what a beach beat is but they were talking about taking out the segways the other day. Also praise KEK.

SEVENTEEN MINUTES

Checked for RobertQuads shhhheeeeeeiiiiiittttt

One of the Texas Legion of Roberts checking my keys, 940 division

>going to beach in Chicago

I'd rather not.

Southside fem checking in

It's a term for the system they used before radio was a thing.

interesting read:
>archive.is/iOTSC

>fembert

H-hi, m-my name's R-robert

wonder if they were looking for a quiet-ish place to have lunch

>heard children screaming coming from the house

Gun shots and 10 people fighting. It's happening!

>person with a BB gun

Duck and cover.

>biplolar
>going crazy
>attacking everyone
>has bb gun

and RRH descends upon the city

It's like the nigs have a biological timer set for 10PM CST chimpout.

>armed carjacking

>it is now a homicide

heard about this... fucking sad

He'll shoot everyone's eyes out except his own

Look Sup Forums this is the only place i feel like i can be honest about how i feel but holy shit why are the black people in chicago such savages? this is unreal. is there any way to fix this?

Evening Roberts...
...and thanks to the user that suggested Crockett as a backing track last week.
soundcloud.com/crockettofficial

Hopefully Robert sends him to the big KFC in the sky.

North ave beach is a fucking mess there are brawls there several times per summer... that's montrose i think though

Forced sterilization would be my most humane proposal.

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Call changes from Robert Required to Body Snatchers fast as fuck

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