Australia is the best country in the world prove me wrong

Australia is the best country in the world prove me wrong

pro tip you cant

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That's objectively wrong.

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sage

No, but pretty damned great regardless.

Australian penis so small, you can't compete white boi

>housing market is about to evaporate and take 60% of our economy with it
>best country in the world

I'd like to move there, I moved from England because it was turning to shit, now Canada is trying it's best to die. I just want a peaceful and white homeland, you are lucky.

Gun laws
Greek people

Yeah, loosening up on those would make you guys even greater.

How often do you throw shrimp on the barbie?

How accurate is Outback Steakhouse's assessment of your culture? Is it really all about "No rules, just right?"

What is your opinion of Crocodile Dundee? Steve Irwin?

Thank you for your attention in this matter

We haven't had a mass shooting since we tightened our laws

Damn shame.

>prawns
never been
no comment

>How often do you throw shrimp on the barbie?
i'm not into prawns personally

>How accurate is Outback Steakhouse's assessment of your culture?
fucking onion rings? really? it's not accurate at all.

>What is your opinion of Crocodile Dundee?
demi-god

>Steve Irwin?
PBUH, RIP

yeah we just had those multiple backpacker mass murders, the sydney siege (which, if the cunt had brought a bomb, would have turned into a mass bombing), and that one time that all of those children got murdered in a house fire in queensland

What about kangaroos? Are they essentially sources of food? Transportation?

>What about kangaroos?
they're annoying but cute cunts

>Are they essentially sources of food?
some people eat roo, i've never tried it

>Transportation?
they have this thing with running into the path of oncoming trains and cars

We apologize for Outback Steakhouse, that place is an Applebees that looked up "Australia" and got inspired.
>they have this thing with running into the path of oncoming trains and cars
Just like deer, those dumb bastards. I would try the meat just to see what it tastes like.

you might find this funny, quite a few people in the bush mount these to their cars to get roos to fuck off
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it has been too easy for decades, need to reroll

Praise kek!

Also can confirm deer are retarded but delicious and healthy to eat

you cant even get drunk in an aussie bar, you all cucked out

>laying on a fucking foghorn in traffic
>those people running when they hear it
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