I masturbated to a picture of George Washington. Anyone else ever do this?

I masturbated to a picture of George Washington. Anyone else ever do this?

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No

all the time

Ohhh yeah honey start that French & Indian War oh yes that's it give it to me ohhh baby

sexual or political motivated?

King Leonidas has my loads

I haven't, but I should.

George Washington is ordered to go scout out some French forts, because the Frogs are surrounding Anglo colonies to prevent expansion. Explicitly breaking orders, George murders a thousand Frenchmen and burns their forts down, to start a war.

This war, the French-Indian War, blossoms into the Seven Year War, which kills about a million people globally, costs the British Crown trillions of dollars in today's money, and severely weakens British military power through exhaustion. Now bear in mind, this happened because ONE MAN made it happen.

The British then foolishly attempt to tax the Americans to pay for the war that an American started. Washington, being far more intelligent than any native Englishman, immediately rides the wave of resentment over the taxation that is ultimately his fault, to turn the colonists against their motherland.

Then, despite having in living memory murdered countless Frenchmen and their allies, the French come to strike back at the British by supplying this American revolution. George Washington has by this point murdered Frenchmen, convinced the British to spend trillions of dollars fighting the French for him, then blamed the British for spending trillions of dollars to fight the French, and convinced the French to help him fight the British to win his country's independence so that they could take MORE French land.

We post about that revolution because it was the hardest BTFO of political and military history. One man played multiple empires like a fiddle and suffered ZERO consequences for it. We lost nothing, you lost everything, and to this day you have to just grin and pretend that it was a fluke and not a humiliating outplay.

Meant to quote OP

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theres no way you dont own a McDonalds and a gunstore

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Heh. That's nothing. I once jerked off to a picture of Hillary Clinton once she lost

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i have jerked off to this
i'm not attracted at all to her, i just like her as politician so i gave her a honorary load once

2patriotic4me familiy

Now THIS is some prime fap material.
God, I never found out Washington was this badass.

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>honorary load

My fucking sides are in orbit. HOLY SHIT LMFAOOOOO

Ben Franklin fapper checking in.

I fap to a varied assortment of politicians. They're usually female though because I'm not a faggot.

Check the commie in pic related. I have given her several times a proper mustache.

hf

when i was in highschool i fapped and came to a pic of an apple. just to see if i could. the nut was weak. wouldnt recommend it.

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Just because Washington wore a wig, high heals, and tights, does not make him Trans. Stop watching trap porn.