Today, to celebrate the good relations of Australia and the United States I had Kangaroo Hamburgers for dinner

Today, to celebrate the good relations of Australia and the United States I had Kangaroo Hamburgers for dinner.
Does your country eat your national animal?
Fuck off, Canada, you moose fucking maple chuggers are not welcome.

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I fucking hate eating those shit meat patties you buy at Coles, they're fucking aids.

How does kangaroo taste?

Made them myself actually.
Mince + dijon mustard + worcestershire sauce + tarragon.
Probably would have tasted better with beef, but it wasn't bad.

Must admit, Kangaroo is really nice. Tasted like beef to me.

Maybe a bit like venison.
Very gamey, extremely lean.
And it's absolutely packed with vitamins and protean.

wheres the beetroot you faggot
get out me country
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Buffalo burgers are close enough to our national animal.

I love my beetroot.
But this was a fancy recipe I was trying out, beetroot wasn't in the recipe and probably would have ruined the flavor.
Blue cheese and onion.
Pretty good

in a mince patty pretty reasonable. as a steak very tough and chewy, takes forever to cook because dense

You can eat buffalo wings

Is it weird I want to try all the different animal meats of the world? I wonder what whales, dolphins, tigers, elephants, hippos etc taste like. If I financially succeed I will hire a good chef to experience this.

the only lions around are in the zoo so nah

I thought American buffalo were extinct
Or was that bison?

pussy

Yeah I feel the same way.
I want to try all the meats, including "pet" type animals.
But I can't stand seafood so I'll stick to land based animals.

I had Kangaroo once. It's fucking DELICIOUS. Like steak but better tasting.

So how would I immitate this guesture of international goodwill? Would I eat a bald eagle sandwich made with fairy bread?

>good relation
Uh...about that Ted, we are kinda strong arming you in trade atm. I mean im glad your being all cucky and submissive about it.

Fuck no. We have Buffalo ranches where they are raised to just be food.

Yes we eat coq au vin

Kangaroos are full of cysts
Now you are too

Kek.
That would do it.
Or lamington.
Maybe bake the eagle into a pie and float it in some pea soup

Nice wine you fucking poofter, wear your fedora too? Faggot numale cunt

We eat and hunt mosse so yea

Fried bald eagle and grape drank.

Shut up france, we already knew you ate coq.

Fuck off shitcunt.
I'm a good Aussie, an alcoholic, and wine is the only booze that's actually cost effective, what with the nanny state sin taxes.
Plus I live in the wine state.
Nothing like a good goon sack

kek. a glass of red triggers the young fag

lel

We no need zed hunt for food, we are proper all like. So unlike you people, we go to the store for our meat!

But ahm yes, Norwegians do hunt their own national animal. Although very few knows How to actually cook it

Then it wasn't roo mate.

Yeah but without you we'd be invaded by China.
So whatever, screw us in trade.
It's not like everybody else doesn't.
Video games cost like $90 on release because evidently downloading a game from a nation across an ocean makes it cost $30 more

>eat national animal
I heard poultry is less fattening

Fuck off poof, your sad and bring shame to this country. Itd be acceptable if you were 40+, but considering you are treating anonymous imageboards like social media its more likely your just a cringeworthy autistic cunt. Faggot
See above

I thought your national animals were abos. What do they taste like?

>you woudnt download a car...

Not safe to eat, too many diseases and full of methanol.

phew. im 40+, so suck my benis young fella. you young fags know how to give a good hummer

english is a disgusting language when you think about it. Why the fuck you use the word "game" for wild animals. It just sounds wrong.

Like it hasn't been bred for consumption for thousands of years

I dont think white-tailed eagle is edible.
I would totally make Bigos out of it if i could though.

Whats buffalo meat like? Just like beef or could you tell the difference straight away?

Petrol

Because hunting them was a game for aristocrats.

>over 40 years old and taking pictures of his food to show his anonymous friends to get some anonymous gratitude

Sad!

>pretending to be 40 to avoid harassment from anonymous people

Sadder!

Once i tried cangaroo meat in a restaurant here in Spain. It was one of the worst choices i could have made that night, spent it vomiting.

YOu know theres more roos than people in shitpostistan.

And roo is tasty as hell and very lean.
Ostrich is still my favourite freak meat tho.
red dusty sand and petrol

The meat is toxic, you will die if your eat it. Even the animals know not to eat them, that the only reason they are still around

You mean I was ripped off by an Aussie?
Say it isn't so!

Chink detected.
You're not an aussie if you didn't spend your youth drinking goon.
Fucking stuck up fuerdais with their $100 bottles of champers will never be true blue

one of these sandwich us a trap
>it will eat (You)

Probably wasn't properly cooked.
Roos are hunted, not farmed, so the likelyhood of them having parasites and diseases is higher.
Need to cook it all the way through

are u actually retarded?

the kangaroo got its last revenge

Considering its a mythical creature, no.

Scotland is fucking weird

What does a 0,5l can of decent beer cost in ausfailia? decent can beer here costs like 89cent.
A glass bottle of good beer between 1 and 2 euros.

SAOR ALBA

We litteraly eat every goddamn animal we can find except cats and dogs.

> Hey, that's a cool horse. Gut it, Skin it, Cut it, Cook it.
> Oh what a cute rabbit ! Gut it, Skin it, Cut it, Cook it.
> Ahah funny frogs. Gut it, Skin it, Cut it, Cook it.
> Lol snails are so strange. Wash it, Cook it.
> Oh our national animal, the rooster. Gut it, Pluck it, Cut it, Cook it.

Everything.
t.French.

We aren't allowed to. Even Native Americans have to get special permission to collect Bald Eagle feathers.

However, the turkey was the runner up for national animal, and we eat those all the time. Probably tastes better than eagle anyway.

>decent can beer
>decent beer
>in a can
Do you know how I found out you're not ethnic German?

You got nothing on the chinks tho.
If it has four legs and isnt a table, the chinese will eat it.

t. prince of badassery and bantz philip

Bison has a richer test to it. It's really good. I get bison burgers whenever it's on the menu. Supposed to be a healthier meat too.

If you buy in bulk maybe $1.63 a can (375ml)
Bottles (750ml) maybe $4.16
I heard about guys who drink maybe a 40 can slab a day and to me they seem like millionaires.
You can't afford to drink beer here unless you're rich or a teetotaler

The national animal of France is a chicken?
Holy kek.
Goes perfectly with your white flag

Beautiful burgers. Red wine is underrated with burgers. Good call.
>leap of faith you're not one of those anti-gun cucked globalist aussies I keep running into
Cheers, United Friend.

>no lions ever existing in british isles ever
>"let's choose the lion as our national animal"

As for us Americans we don't eat eagles because they are endangered/pretty rare anyway, but we almost chose the turkey as our national animal and we sure as hell eat a lot of those.

I know but Anglos drink almost exclusivly from cans dont they?
Thats why I asked that way. And im probably more german than 90% of the east german soviet rape babies that post here so often.
I come from an old military family lineage dating back to pre ww1 times. At least that was when my family started to document.
And theres a few beer that taste surprisingly nice from a can. But glass > anything else forever

AFRICA IS RIGHTFUL BRITISH CLAY

Thats really fucking sad, every thought about brewing yourself? Its piss easy and you can make really big amounts.
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its a fun hobby. I cook nearly everyday something nice and fresh and every few weeks i make a batch of my own beer.

had a kangaroo burger a few times,they was alright bru

I've considered it for sure, but I need to lose some weight first.
Beer is higher cal than wine per alcohol content, so until I'm a skeleton looking fella I'll stick with wine.
Once made prison wine when I was a kid, that was fun.

It just sounds wrong, the word doesn't fit with the meat.

Unicorn is an acceptable substitute.

When you chew bison meat it makes your teeth stick together briefly

I've always just had it blue

Well you're braver than me.
If it didn't make you sick then I guess my fear is baseless

Your glass of red isnt a goonbag you pathetic autist. Ive done more goon swirls than you have talked to people

Gallic Rooster yup. Ever went to a rooster fight ? They're far from being cowards.

Depends on what kinda brew you wanna make.
Theres quite a few beer styles that dont have as much calories.
Btw, I think that wine has more sugar than beer.
And you dont lose weight by just skippin beer, just work out mate, its easy to get buff when you got a little excess fat. I used to be around 110kg at 184cm with little to no muscle, started to do pushups, dips, etc just own weight exercise at home and i played footall 2-3 times a week with the boys. I got to 78kilo like this and i ate normally (also shit from time to time) and i drank excessive amounts of beer in that timespan.
Now im a little older with a steady job and a gf and i hardly work out anymore, I just eat normally and ride my bike to work and my weight has normalized at 82-85kg depending on how fat i acted the weeks before.

Well to be fair, that's pretty much true.
-> It doesnt have to have only 4 legs for the chinese.

>rare please
How retarded can one man be.

Hm hm. Only parts of it.

what's wrong with choosing an animal that doesn't inhabit in the country?
lion is the king of the jungle
not only uk but also many other countries choose lion as national animal despite the fact that it does not inhabit in the countries
i really want my country to choose lion as national animal too
majestic creature

Kangaroo stays very red even when fully cooked

Orly?
This is what I've had since last recyclable day.
I have a serious problem

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Yeah.
I'm running every day.
Don't have much endurance, but I can run for 5 minutes.
That 5 minutes is worth 20 minutes walking, so I'll keep at it and keep increasing gradually until I can run a marathon.

They sell it here. It's not very nice, it's like beef but way tougher.

True enough.

>eating meat

bluepilled

>eating meat from endagered species

kys yourself

>Endangered
I wouldn't be surprised if there's more kangaroos in Aus than humans

>endangered species
> Kangaroo

Nigga what ?

Your kind were told to stay out
Damn maple niggers

I've literally never seen a kangaroo here in Britain, how are they not endagered?

How fat are you if you dont mind me asking.
Because 5 min of running is nothing. Youre definatly running to fast if youre gassed that quick, also running if you are really fat isnt good for you.
You are an Aussie, go swimming. But beware of the box jellyfish or whatever they are called.
Eating cheap meat in excess is fucked.
Eating meat once or twice a week from a good farmer is healthy and good.
Stop with the vegetarian and especially the vegan meme.
Vegetarian is fine but being vegan is just straight up being retarded.

That shit on the Holocaust is pretty convincing. I feel like I've been naive all my life about this...

>thinks hes true blue for drinking goon
>its actually just boxed wine

Pathetic really really pathetic