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>Given the incidence of people pooing in bins, showers and the likes, can I please remind all TIC occupants that the toilets have been provided for that specific purpose.

>'While I appreciate that the TIC population is multi-cultural and different countries have different practices, here in the UK the accepted practice is to use only the WC.'

>The building houses some of the most intelligent brains in the world - yet they don't appear to know how to use the toilet.

BWHAHAHAHAHA

>>'While I appreciate that the TIC population is multi-cultural

Looks like it has to continue till he drowns in shit and finally learns his lesson.

>Eat Big Mac with boyfriend
>Go Home later
>Have a Mc Shit
>Have a Mc Anal Fuck.

Sexy.

>he wouldnt stick his dick into that
Flag checks out

BRAAPPPP, WOULD SNIFF HER ASSHOLE.

This, why the fuck do people still eat at mcdonalds?

Fucking one of the only fast foods that your farts and shits smell like the food you ingested.

BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP

I agree its disgusting. What comes out is even worse. Your body turns pink sludge into brown sludge.

Are you saying that Mcdicks smell like shit or what exactly? Anyway i replied because i gave up smoking a month ago and now my shits smell really fucking bad, i couldn't smell them before i now can and i don't eat fast or greasy food but my shits are really stinky.

hnngg

Wake up, see these flags
What do

I started saving the first couple ones I saw, they I realized something's up.

Had an offer from this Univ.
Funny part is I just mailed my CV and didn't even filled the application form.

can you stop posting soft porn on Sup Forums you retard?

How is that soft porn?

Shit tier uni

A formal Mail starting with a hi
Mfw

Coming soon to the UK. Clean your streets bucko.

Its because your nose didn't work properly when you smoked. Your shit has always smelled like shit. You can just smell it now.

>How is that soft porn?
In civilized countries, we don't get boners when we go to McDonald's because the kids are too busy playing baseball in our McDonald's.

>mfw this entire thread lacks pirates
HAHAHAHAHAHA

smoking dulls your sense of tasting and smelling

agreed...hard porn only!

delet

I wonder who could be behind this flag

I'm gonna take a wild guess here and state, not even actual employees of the University of Strathclyde would spell their workplace name wrong. This is, as also evident form the BS return address, BS pure, but, good luck with your relocation to Glasgow. Nope, 'scratch' that.

I don't get it

This was from my counsellor. I couldn't find the real email.
This shit is an year old.

I know man but i didn't know my shit smelled so fucking hideous, in the other hand the food tastes fucking glorious, my mom is a great cook and i go every day to bum food from my mom and she makes all my favourite food and is better than i remember. I can believe how bad smoking was making my system.

How do you get a boner from looking at a butt on mcDonald's, i know i don't.

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