Brit/pol/: Are Maj's Royal Navy Edition

>BREAKING: Roger Helmer retires as UKIP MEP

>DUP hopeful of Conservative deal soon
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40255958

>Queen's Speech delayed as Tories negotiate with DUP
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/12/boris-johnson-tells-theresa-mays-critics-get-grip-pm-prepares/

>Michael Gove returns to the cabinet as Environment Secretary
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/11/theresa-may-calls-michael-gove-reshuffle-saver-leadership-challenge/

>Ed Miliband could return to front bench
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/12/ed-miliband-could-return-labour-frontbench-jeremy-corbyn/

>Gypsy scum attack pensioner
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4595248/Pensioner-FALSE-TEETH-knocked-travellers.html

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2nd for British tea.

>Brit/pol/ flooded with non-Brit flags
I imagine this is what it feels like to live in London.

lads i saw something absolutely fucked today

So I was out doing my deliveries to pharmacies in South Glasgow and Paisley. Morning route finishes up here, delivering to 4 different pharmacies in the Govanhill area.

At about 11:00 A.M. I was parked up on the left here, about where the Punto is. Just finished delivering to Boots. Sitting in my van, just about to pull out and I look across the road and see an unmarked white van parked on the other side. Coincidentally exactly where the white van in this picture is.

So at the wheel I see a Paki. Full blown Shitskin. Fucking revolting dirty roach tier Paki. Nothing special in this area. The streets here are infested with them. Although it was a little strange, seeing as how Pakis do not do white van type of jobs. It's either Paki shop, dole, or some form of illegal shit.

I sat there watching for a second whilst I fiddled with my paperwork. From where I was, he was the only person I could see in the van as he was a little bit behind me. However, he then does a u-turn, pulling around to face me before driving off in the opposite direction.

For a few seconds, I notice that in both passenger seats of his van are two young white girls. No older than 20 years old. Probably between 16-19. They looked quite attractive, just normal young girls all dolled up in make up with nice hair. I only saw them for a second, they seemed to be behaving calmly and naturally. And that's it. I just sat there in silence for a minute. It was such an unnatural and unnerving sight. It wasn't even a situation where you can maybe rationalize them getting in a taxi that's being driven by a Paki driver. Or that it was one of their dads giving them a lift. Or even the possibility that they were two dirty slags getting in a BMW with their Paki boyfriend or some shit.

Two young white girls in an unmarked old Ford Transit van, being driven by this disgusting middle aged Paki, in the middle of the shitskin Mecca of Scotland.

Pretty much...

Blonde Danish comedian on Channel 4 News just claimed Nick Clegg was the greatest Prime Minister ever because he...
>Learned languages.
>Charmed the EU.
>Did all the things her boyfriend wouldn't do.

anybody who knows of this area can confirm that it is the epicentre of shitskindom in Scotland. Really, let's be honest, Scotland isn't too bad when it comes to shitskins. Pakis, Darkies, whatever. Really we just have small percentages dotted around running Paki shops or whatever. Maybe a few small colonies here and there in the bigger towns.

But this is the area of Scotland that has been completely colonised. It is the Bradford/Leeds/Birmingham/Rotherham of Scotland. Directly south of Glasgow city centre, just across the Clyde. Mostly Govanhill and extending outwards. Could include areas like Pollokshaws. Cathcart road is the main artery through which shitskin blood flows.

Every fucking morning I detest coming here. Even for the 30 minutes or so I have to spend. Everywhere I look, Pakis, gutter tier Gypsies, mystery meat, a handful of niggers, Muslim shitskinness in general. Peak Paki. Full blown head to toe Burqas. Halal shops everywhere. Rubbish everywhere. Piles of overflowing rotting food just thrown out on the street right outside the Kebab shop, spilling out of the tears in the bin bags. Foreign languages. Signs in 5 different languages. No smiles. No friendliness. Nothing Scottish about this fucking place anymore. Even the Pharmacies have at least 1 or 2 Muslims working in them.

NO CHOICE BUT TO RETURN TO THE BATTLEFIELD

What do you lads think of this new flag system, eh?

And you did nothing. You fucking cretin. Could have called the non-emergency Police line and reported suspicious activity, but I am guessing you didn't.

And if you come back saying, "they wouldn't have done anything" then don't bother, because you did fuck all for your community either.

Take some initiative next time.

It's a fucking disgrace tbph.
That brits in this thread would willingly discard their national flag is sickening.

I AM IN THE GOVE COVE NOW LADS

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inb4 the brown people go "ajjj piratas"

>every time I shave all my preusses off it itches like fuck and I vow never to do it again
>always do it again

why do I never learn

What are preusses and why do you shave them?

that's the deal lad, you have to keep doing it forever otherwise it will drive you mad every few days until you either shave or just let it all grow back.

Reminder that Tories have patrician taste in erotic art.

Menu deliveries would be my guess. I get about ten through my door every week from various places and it's usually teenagers doing it.

Take this back. Kind of projecting from a story I had from a person I know who saw a rape and did nothing.

Apologies.
Misread a latter part of the post.

>two young white girls doing kebab deliveries at 11 AM

u wot

>call police
>report suspected grooming/raping/pimping of young girls by a Muslim Asian minority
>get arrested for hate crime

rite m8

>>two young white girls doing kebab deliveries at 11 AM

Not kebab deliveries. I mean posting the menus through doors.

The time is odds, though, I'll give you that.

You lads actually shave your pubes?

The fuck are you, women? I've never shaved, nor have I trimmed, my pubic hair since they started growing. Why would you? It's like bloody shaving your legs or armpits:

GAY

I did it once as a teen.

not him but i'm a fucking wookie. i get hairs all the way up close to my foreskin.

I don't shave pubes.

I report them.

>tfw nobody in this thread is from Bongland

Quintessentially

Wait... Hair grows ON your penis?

If I just let it grow it gets fucking horrendous, I don't want to look at it let alone any grills. Plus your dong catches more light and looks like a mighty pillar

yup. a few hairs as high as the tip.

like i said, wookie

Don't shave them off but give them a little buzzcut with clippers if you have them. Shave the shaft now and again.

Yeah I mean the thing is this situation isn't like some movie where you can hear screams coming from a dark alley, or that the two girls were visibly distraught or something.

It was broad daylight on a busy street. Anything other than a Paki driver and it would look normal. In fact, I suspect that there many people that saw the same thing I did and didn't even think twice about it.

Even someone like me is a rarity in this fucking hell.

I am just mentally stable and rational enough to actually notice that something about that situation was a bit odd. Most normies don't even know about Rotherham. There's no need to remind everyone here of it, but I'm sure most of us can agree that Rotherham (even just this one example as an isolated example of one town) is a more disgraceful attack on our people than any terrorist attack. 9/11, Bataclan, whatever it doesn't matter. Rape is worse than murder. The rape of our young women at the hands of these savages and subsequent reaction to it by those who are symbolically their fathers, is hands down the worst crime I have ever known.
It was in the news for a few days. A couple of headlines and reports. But it has already been wiped from the normie mind.

So yeah I'm just rambling in this post, but I guess all I'm saying is that every day I drive through these the streets of city centres and I as see thousands of people going about their lives as if everything is fine and sometimes I'm hit with a sudden realization that I seem to be the only one amongst all of these people who want to gas every fucking shitskin I lay my eyes on. And so it happened again today when for just 2 seconds I caught a glimpse of these two young white girls swimming in this fucking plague and ever since this morning I can't get it out my head and I came here to vent with a bunch of shitposts. Fuck it all Nuke it all gas the kikes gas the muslims and gas white people as well.

Aye, but what can you do? Look after your own and your friends.. Not much else.

>I'm not saying I don't love you
>I'm just saying that I can't
>until I complete my treatment
>we must remain apart

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>mfw I see the new flags

>another baby girl announced on facebook

does anyone else feel that we're just breeding white girls whilst importing pajeets and 100% syrians?

literally everyone i see and know are having girls, no boys.

STICK TOGETHER LADS

youtu.be/y_lKF0S0CvA?t=975

Heil Hitler lads.

Good evening, brit/pol/. I'm a representative of a private contractor doing research for the government and several large corporations operating primarily in the United Kingdom. Could I please ask what your opinions are on the subject of euthanasia, and if local legislation regarding it were to ever change; would you be for or against major supermarket chains deploying private euthanasia booths operating at an affordable cost (due to subsidisation from biofuel industries)?

Post yfw Anglos get rekt.

G-good evening Anglo-senpais. . . .

I hope a government is formed soon, I want Mummy's headpats desu. . .

RIP France

>Black

Degenerate.

>Native Briton getting lippy

We're hitting smug levels that shouldn't be possible.

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>You will never be Director of Operations for an East African Colonial Company who exploits the labour of the local population while hiring mercenary armies to fight the local savages
It's an absolutely obscure type of feel.

So is brexit happening or what?

>not Tetleys
fuck you

posting again to make a /britpol/ team , what would be our logo

COME ON ARLENE

no, we changed our mind, we're going to destroy the EU from the inside

>You'll never be OG Karenposter.

Shoo you fraud.

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Checked. KeK has prevailed again in 2017. Will 2018 bring us another right wing victory?

S H A D I L A Y

Today on the train this pretty big paki with semi-scruffy beard came on the train. Wasn't muscular, but if he wanted to go it wouldn't be fun. Had his right arm covered in a jumper wearing 2 bags which were pushed to that same side (right), in a messy setup, almost looking like they were concealing something. He stands up after sitting down for two seconds, walks to the carriage behind me, then back, stands still for a moment, then starts walking down the train. Heart is pounding, getting ready if anything kicks off. Try to breathe calmly and look around the train and everyone has their eyes on him. Fucking stone faced. Nothing happened but people kept looking down the direction he went, just checking things out.

Just switched from Hard Brexit to Soft 'Plz be gentle Yurup, we're in shit-state rite now' Brexit.

morrisons>asda>tesco>sainsburys>waitrose>m&s

prove me wrong

>he doesn't realise that most of his ancestry is native Briton
>took on the identity of his Germanic massa
>thinks he's Offa of Mercia
Tell me this Anglo crowd (in East Anglia) looks Germanic and I'll suck you off on camera.

Aye aye! I'm so happy this fucking flag is back.

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shuda called the cops

>he doesn't realize that most of his ancestry is native Briton
>says the low breed swarthy welshman
l m a o

itll get formed and well get a minister for Religion wholl burn down some mosques, itll be fucking glorious

someone answer me you fucks, better an actual britpol user managing than a merc

Can't say I disagree lad. M&S is fucking shit, and Morrisons has a certain comfiness about the layout of it

>blonde hair
>blue eyes
>swarthy
The region with the most Anglo-Saxon ancestry on average is Northeastern England, which is only about 40%. The rest is native Briton.
Keep on spitting on the majority of your ancestors.
Look at the average English face. Doesn't quite look like Beowulf. More like El Cid.

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i'll do this to you

BREXIT SHITTERS BTFO!!! AHAHAHAHHAHAHA

That "hope I don't get called racist" bullshit is exactly how Rochdale happened.

yeah its a real shame they "modernised" i loved the old style branidng, instead of this generic supermarket bland branding, who ever idea it was to do that needs to be shot, they still have an identity but not as much as they did with the old comfier branding.

Morrisons is fucking nigger tier dude

Stop ruining Karen you disgusting Bogposter.

>a decent Karenposter.
Finally.

Y-yes the DUP will guarantee headpats for the whole island of Ireland desu.

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morrisons is classical white english actually.

>Keep on spitting on the majority of your ancestors
>he doesn't realize my ancestors are of different genetic stock the the swarthy native briton
lel, Anglos are celto-germanic racially, thats why they call us "anglos" and not "celts" you utta fookin mooron.
>Look at the average English face
>Pulls out some photo of a man and woman from some random website

Quite a nice speech desu

Macron and some German cunt are trying to do an Ireland on us. Saying we can forget about the referendum and come back (though we haven't even bloody left yet). Don your khakis and pick up your rifle lads. Nige is leading the vanguard.

I don't know if they've fixed it now, but you can buy their top end sandwiches with crisps and a drink in a meal deal as if you were buying their regular shitty sandwich - £3. Makes lunchtimes at work wonderful. Try the new york deli one with pastrami, gerkins, cheese etc.

Did you get a warning and see the thread earlier?

Morrisons>Sainsburys>Tesco>Waitrose>M&S>Asda

Stop shopping at Asda.

>priti patel
>leave

i'd fuck her raw

>Stop shopping at Asda.

but they're cheap as chips most of the time

Stop ruining Karenposting. If you don't stop impersonating a proper Karenposter I will keep MICKing Karen.

Yes I did. I've been very naughty apparently and have been warned not to do it again.

Apparently screenshots of pornography with with the genitals blocked out is much worse than when /sg/ organises fucking air strikes.

Not Bomber Rimmer please post a picture of a Koala bear.

What was the point of this post?

It is a composite photo of randomly-selected Englishmen.
Not all native Britons were swarthy. In fact, the only native British tribe that was ever described as "swarthy" by contemporary sources was the Silure tribe in South Wales. The rest were a hodgepodge of different phenotypes (e.g. Boudicca had red hair).
Funny how you posted Jason Isaacs, since he looks more Celtic than I do.
You're more native Briton than you are Germanic. Accept it.

Morrisons is the best of British. And the quality and range of their meat is amazing. No other supermarket will offer traditional cuts and offal on their shelves.

>You can even buy trotters.

fuck them, if EU wont trade we can trade with america, india, africa china, japan, all countries we have past links with that EU told us not to trade with anymore "to not damage the other countries trade links"

Well go in this brexit hard whether they like it or not, its up to EU whether we lube it first.

Still shilling for any info on yes/no to a /brit/ football team

Can we get some brit/pol/ ylyl images?

I got deleted and warned for non-pornographic content. It was the fucking animeposter that reported us all as well. Cunts.

All Britons are predominantly descended from the first settlers who crossed the dry channel at the end of the last glacial maximum.

The differences between English, Welsh, Scots and Irish are almost entirely cultural.

IF YOU POST MICKAREN I'LL TRACK YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU

Sounds like he was trying to make you feel cucked.

YAAAARRRGG, NAVY SCUM

kek, good image

>Macron and some German cunt are trying to do an Ireland on us.

Sauce?

2-2 and they're one man down but we'll still fucking lose...

Start using butchers and grocers.

Any of you lads seen this? He is so based.

youtube.com/watch?v=aMRWUu9WvyM