/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - STRONG PIMP HANDS EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump welcomes 2016 NCAA Champs Clemson Tigers 6/12/17
youtu.be/MN2SPXYpDIo
>Pres Trump meets w/full Cabinet for 1st time 6/12/17
youtu.be/NTm4IwnfNH0
>The Faith&Freedom Coalition's Road to Majority 6/12/17
youtu.be/Hjl5aAvFIsk
>Ivanka on F&F 6/12/17
youtu.be/FCaV7eGvRLM
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #20 6/9/17
youtu.be/zLj0IGLlvk8
>VP Pence keynote speech @ Faith&Freedom Coalitoin 6/10/17
youtu.be/yh2gGNLFWLg
>VP Pence speaks @Direct Supply in WI 6/10/17
youtu.be/ia7gfL2UeUo
>Pres Trump Press Conf w/King of Gypsies 6/9/17
youtu.be/rRKkoes_4Mc
>Pres Trump meets with King of Gypsies 6/9/17
youtu.be/JsR96bcoq_s
>Pres Trump on Roads/Rails/Regulatory Relief 6/9/17
youtu.be/IbA47MecOMs
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT

FUN STUFF
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>Donald Trump Carolus Rex
youtu.be/nBlYlSs2fIU
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
youtu.be/taZcJqUZAF8
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk

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>Strong Pimp Hands Edition

>Sessions' cheeky smug smirk

Sessions smugness makes libs mad.

AYYLMAO

>page three

I love this old man.

LEAVE SESSIONS ALONE

>tfw dems roll for anal circumference today

Sessions is leaking ENJOYMENT/HAPPINESS while reading his statement

AH DO

>As fully as THE LORD enables me to do so
AW SHIT

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no private meetings with Russia

BURN IT ALL DOWN, JEFF

>shitlibs have to listen to a thick southern drawl as they get BTFO

this is great

Smug Sessions is best Sessions

>showing the edit

>THE LORD
Holy SHIT
THIS IS HAPPENING

LOL

>McCain's wife cucked him
ahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sessions is comfy as fuck

They're trying this hard to frame the narrative hahahahhahhahhahhahhahahhahaha

>I cant break confidential meetings.
[unlike certain others]
kek

WTF I LOVE THE LORD NOW

MAGA

THE ASSREAMING IS STARTING

Kill them all, gramps!

Holy shit, he is raping them all. This is incredible.

I'm changing my flag for this 'session'.

Just voted myself lads, feels pretty good

POLLS ARE OPEN TILL 7PM

IMPORTANT INFORMATION FOR VIRGINIANS REGARDING TODAY(!!!!!):

THERE IS THE REPUBLICAN PRIMARY FOR THE GUBERNATORIAL ELECTION ON JUNE 13, IT IS A OPEN PRIMARY SO YOU JUST HAVE TO REQUEST A REPUBLICAN BALLOT

COREY A. STEWART IS OUR GUY

>wants to remove Dem gerrymandering

>DEPORTED 8000 illegals at once, dropping crime by 48.7 percent

>Supported Trump BEFORE the convention

>STILL won in Prince William County despite his extreme views

>wants to pass new laws to protect Virginia's statues from the "Radical left"

>called his opponent, Ed Gillespire, a cuck

INFO ON HOW AND WHERE TO VOTE HERE: elections.virginia.gov/

THE ONLY OTHER OPTION IS Ed Gillespie, an former advisor to Bush. I'd still vote for him if I have to as I refuse to split the vote but anything Bush isn't good persuasion in Virginia

SPREAD THIS INFORMATION TO AS MANY VIRIGNIANS AS YOU KNOW ANONS, THE MORE PEOPLE YOU GET TO GO VOTE WITH YOU, THE BETTER

\NOW!

Also, while I hate to use it, if any wants to screen shot this and post it on the_donald or twitter, than do it

COREY'S TWITTER:
mobile.twitter.com/CoreyStewartVA

GODSPEED

SESSIONS IS BURNING IT DOWN

Sessions laying down the smack

sessions says lord
comey says lordie
sessions is confirmed way better then comey

>COLLEAGUES

Grandpa Sessions is pissed.

RIP DEMS

Objection your honor - hearsay

>tfw Sessions isn't ur grandfather

We'll never see the prrof that Russians hacked our election will we?
Out of everything, that should be something released imo.

>THE LORD

HE'S GOING NUCLEAR

DEMS BTFO

Sessions is so excited he's getting ahead of himself

SESSIONS IS FUCKING PISSED
GET THOSE YANKEE NIGGERS

Classy.

Does Sessions miss them?

SESSIONS IS CHIMPING OUT

THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN

Sessions nooo

AGGRO SESSION

He's displaying ANGER/INDIGNATION

APPALLING AND DETESTABLE LIE

Go, I say go away boy, you bother me

GET EM SESS

Jeff just committed perjury, he did meet with Russians. My sources inside the white house has already confirmed this.

AAAAAAAAAAAA HIGH POWER

franken btfo

WEW

SLAY SESSIONS SLAY

ahahaha TEAR EM UP JEFF

>(((Franken))) asked me a rambling question

OH SHIT GRANDPAPPY SESSIONS IS GOING NUCLEAR

>They expected to impeach Trump and now they just get Sessions giving a categorical denial.

SESSIONS GOING AFTER FRAKEN

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KEK. A RAMBLING QUESTION.

Why is his testimony written in Comic Sans?

>He is mad.
Burn them all

SESSIONS GOING IN DRY

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RAMBLING QUESTION

ROFLMAO

HOLY SHIT

HE'S GOING IN RAW, FELLAS

You lyin' sons a bitches!

Blocking traitors should be law.

Sessions is dropping bombs.

it seems to me that DEMS are getting BTFO once again

aka Al Franken 24/7

LOL FUCK FRANKEN AND HIS BULLSHIT

So what's happened so far

YAAAASSSS SESSIONS
SLAY KANG SLAY

SESSIONS PISSED AF

He said he didn't meet with any Russians "to talk about collusion"

DON'T BULLY CUTE GRANDPA

SESSIONS GOING IN RAW

>people doubted sessions would deliver the banter
bet you feel dumb now dontcha

DEMS BTFO AGAIN
LOLOLOLLHAHALHOHLASKDFHASDJF;LAKSJBNDMLKFHASLKDJHFLA;SDJFKLASJDLKASBNLKDFJNALSKJDFNM,LS;AKDFJNL;AKSD

Where were you when Mattis walked into this hearing and handed Sessions an uzi and laughed as Jeff mowed down the committee?

HOLY FUCK
FRANKEN FOR JAIL

SESSIONS ON A RAMPAGE

Even Sessions is fed up with fake news

Was he behind this?

>mfw this is just the beginning of the testimony

It is. That was from 20+ years ago. It's to illustrate that I have limited pictures of her. That's how far I had to go back.
She actually looks better nowadays, which is rare. Must be the Native American genes.

>its time we restore this glorious institution to the union and deal with you rabble permanently
SESSIONS, NO!

RAMBLING QUESTION
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HE'S GOING TO JAIL THEM ALL

"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me."

GET READY FOR THE SALT MINING

YESSSS

FINALLY I CAN SHITPOST WITH 4CHANX AGAIN

>THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN, YOU DAMN YANKEES!
SESSIONS NO!

Jeff Sessions' remarks in full if you want to read it

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