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chinks win again
Chinese Citizens Gather In Beijing Square To Watch U.S. National Debt Clock Strike $18 Trillion
Aiden Fisher
Parker Jenkins
>gooks actually think they will get that money
Luke Bennett
Trust me.
The Chinks don't win.
Asher Collins
>the onion
>2014
OUT OUT OUT
Jonathan Wood
>Okkayy murricaw
>time for to you to give as monry now
>18 TRIRRION DORRARS
>no
Elijah Phillips
>chinks win again
how the fuck do you not know the winners are the jewy central banks.
Blake Martin
RICED
Based chinamen
Jaxson Hall
>Not realizing this will give China a case to invade the USA after they disable the nuclear weapons system.
Michael Price
>chinks steal US tech
haha! chinks win again!
Colton Russell
>Implying they want it
Nations in debt are eternal slaves.
Camden Watson
>People taking the Onion seriously
Nu-Pol, everyone
Ryder Morris
we're coming for you whitey! look at our GDP!
how can whitey compete?
Gabriel Morales
>implying we will ever pay those subhumans
Easton Davis
we are productive and high IQ
Justin Garcia
we wirr overtake US soon
Jack Lopez
>invade the USA
Henry Cox
...
Henry Taylor
ITT: retards who don't realize The Onion is a parody site.
Anthony Parker
Based chinks
Luke Rodriguez
>nov 2014
ffs
Gabriel Peterson
OMG IS THIS REAL????
Back in my day, people actually put SOME effort into b8
saged
Justin Green
>Implying any country on earth will ever invade America in this timeline lol
Connor Richardson
...
Jackson Reed
Lol, they really think that they will get this money? Maybe in form of bombs
Matthew Cooper
I'm an illiterate pirate and, but I still know what a fucking onion article is when I see one
Owen Adams
>The Onion
ITT: Retards
Carson Cruz
t. shariablue
Ayden Williams
When the US is mostly spics and niggers invading the US will be easy
Nathan Ortiz
>Thinking China wants to invade a country filled with niggers and gun owners
Benjamin Torres
>Not realizing nuking China would be the solution for the USA
Jeremiah Johnson
We all wish, but that's never going to happen.
Gavin Kelly
>chinks
>win
They lost when they were born as insectoids senpai
Evan Bennett
>Denial
IF YOU THINK YOU KNOW WHEN YOU ARE, YOU ARE TULY LOST, MATES.
IGNORING THE CHINK THREAT WILL ONLY ENSURE YOUR DEFEAT.