>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
>building manager in dispute with contractor >someone stole miguel's grill >some officer cleaning up a gas station for some reason >guy jumped out of a car and attacked bystander >6 males fistfighting at the library, *dispatch laughs* >male hispanic sitting in a car with windows rolled up, like 95 degrees inside >domestic, 18 and pregnant getting pushed around by grandmother >suicidal kid, was ignored during an earlier call >apparently it takes 3 male blacks to steal a single man's cellphone >mom kidnapped daughter to stop father from seeing her >mercedes being driven by a male black, very suspicious >open key actually fucking with license plate reading >"disturbance with a mental" >male white juveniles tearing shingles off the roof of a former church >15 y/o attempted suicide >guy wearing camo having a bad drug trip >female black, pregnant, stole store merch >ambulance needed at cop location for battery victim >adult male trying to...(static, then they gave up) >caller refusing EMS, dispatch couldn't care less at this point >unauthorized person taking clothes from caller's basement, says drunk husband gave them a key >5'4-5'8 manlet black unsuccessfully tries to steal iPhone >males fighting, one with a pole >chad and stacy arguing in the street >homeless male black on PCP refusing to leave >grandma won't give caller his meds >woman got robbed, exaggerates and wastes like 8 officers' time >security guard feeling up pregnant caller >multiple semi-truck accident unknown male smoking drugs in garage, no shirt >caller's wife shot by stray bullet when they were getting out of their car >gangbangers walking down the street, dispatch oddly sounds really concerned >prostitution >hispanic throwing sand at lifeguard, refusing to leave beach >gee officer, you need TWO tow trucks?? >male passed out by garbage cans in alley >gang members running around and threatening students leaving school
Jason Wright
Assume the comfy position and nevermind the mental who just ripped off an electrical outlet. And the other one talking to himself and staring at houses.
Jacob Bennett
heil bumpler
Andrew Ross
Newfags think the flags are a new thing and shitting up the board today.
Nathan Hernandez
>naked woman sitting in the window >"don't crash your car on the way over" >"if she were good looking no one would be calling the police"
goddamn it sucks this thread's gonna get dropped, tonight is looking fun.
Jackson Jenkins
Why's it going to be dropped?
Zachary Clark
>naked Dude. Dude.
The address was 45 W Congress.
That means it's right across the street from the prison.
Board is moving pretty fast, and CPD typically is slower/more chill.
Liam Fisher
Male with polish accent and black gloves is peaking through windows.
Jack Barnes
>fed prison I was there when those two escaped in 2012 (well, I was working across the street) I get my prison chicken from there all the time, Micky's Chicken. The mexican place is okay but it could be a lot better, and the Sharkey's JUST closed this year i think
always go for the 5 fingers always joke in secret on how it's made by dem prisoners (too bad it's really run by Indians and two mexican cooks) their bbq sauce is da bomb
Christopher Price
Huebert reporting in. How are you today, Roberts?
Adrian Flores
gudd. i am buying a house in lincoln park tomorrow. so i am worried about the crime.
Brody Robinson
That's one of the less violent areas right? Regardless, stay safe, bro.
Jordan Bennett
Good evening Roberts. Keys checked.
Easton Taylor
Huge sinkhole in the middle of the street.
Matthew Thompson
>need shackles
Alexander Baker
>male black with gray hair harassing customers for money fucking beggars
Jordan Clark
>3 male blacks trying to illegally hook up electricity
Matthew Jackson
>female white blonde intoxicated/high
Elijah Rodriguez
>guess everyone is passing out....passed out in the bathroom
Josiah Gonzalez
Good morning Robert!
Elijah Torres
UNITS
WATCH YOUR FUCKING KEYS
Zachary Baker
>20 people fighting in the park
Jack Cruz
How do 20 people fight? Do they break into small fights?
Christian Brown
Maybe they were 20 male blacks "dancing" n sheeeeit
Nicholas Green
There's nothing strange until it's an even number.
Lucas Bailey
...
Jeremiah Wright
>pulling out his private parts to show her
Jason Russell
He's been watching her and her sister from their window and masturbating.
Benjamin Thompson
Oh shit tonight's them is fapping
Jace Reyes
REAL ROBERT ROLL CALL....ello roberts
Jason Long
so what's with the made up flags tonight? Asian Moot get bored?
Justin Butler
its new thing kinda kool kinda gay idk
Carson Evans
BUT I WANT A DEUS VULT FLAG!
Austin Torres
Evening, Roberts.
Cooper Taylor
then you GET A DEUS VULT FLAG!
Isaiah Murphy
>they are burning chairs but why?
Hunter Flores
did you check your keys Roberts?
Adam Diaz
Good evening, Roberts.
Here's to /ourguys/ tonight. Stay safe, Robert.
Jonathan Sanders
they have a entire neighborhood on lockdown and are waiting on the helo? wtf is going on?
Asher Sanders
Did you get a district?
Luke Williams
no, I heard Robert say "everyone is here" and he started naming off diff agencies. I think I just heard the airship asking "where were these guys last seen?"
Camden Nelson
wth is going on? i miss that too comfy....
Mason Williams
Fireworks going off at Comiskey.
Jordan Rodriguez
MUH RUSSIA ROULETTE ON MYSPACE
Carter Gomez
>show me your hands, lemme see your hands Roberts got somebody.
