>be american
>get shot
Be american
Gabriel Sullivan
James Robinson
not if you shoot first eurofag
Bentley Johnson
>be foreigner
>shot by criminal with illegal gun
Ian Gray
>be op
>get shot
Jason Williams
>be american
>carry
>live where everyone else carries
>never have mass shootings
>never have random shootings cause you're not in niggerville or autistland
Hunter Brown
>australia
Landon Bennett
>be Canadian
>be canadian
Joseph Morgan
>be eurocuck
>never get shot
>don't evolve to be bullet resistant
>get killed with a plastic knife
Julian Jenkins
>be yanks
>this dumb
en.wikipedia.org
Adrian Howard
Not a yank, don't live around mass shootings. Nearly only nigs have done shootings anywhere in the remote vicinity and they are targeted never random.
Leo Howard
Show your real flag pussy
James Carter
The opinions of joke flag posters are irrelevant
Elijah Gutierrez
>be quintessentially british
>get burned to death by an exploding refrigerator
Josiah James
>be European
>get raped
>get truck of peaced
Europe has had more people killed by a single truck than the US has ever had killed in a single shooting.
Ian Jackson
>be Australian
>only people who went through a vigorous background check can have guns
>the lack of guns make it impossible for criminals to steal them from homes
>the lack of guns mean you have to pay a fortune for an illegal firearm.
>no mass shootings in 20 years
>next to no gun violence
>next to no gun suicides
>no little Billy finding dads gun and shooting his brother.
Adam Scott
>be European
>watch as your girlfriend gets raped
I'd rather get shot desu.
Anthony Price
> Be Mexican
> they're going to build a great big wall
Chase Nelson
>Be hard working Australian immigrant
>Own a shop
>10 hoodlums gangrape your store on the weekly basis
>You can do nothing
Fuck your pussy shit, wannabe Eurocuck. Freedom isn't always the safest course, but it is the right one.
Gabriel Price
That only works because you don't have Mexico pouring illegal guns into your country like explosive diarrhea
Michael Cox
>be puerto rican
>be american
>be mexican
>be anything but puerto rican
Xavier Cox
>I'll take 'never happens for $500 eddy
Lol, what kind of people live in your country where your store randomly gets trashed
You call the police if that shit happen dude, besides if you add guns to the equation then the hoodlums and likely to shoot you first and kill you.
Brandon Scott
Sure, I'll conceit to that
How are you guys gonna fix it?
Aaron Bell
Please enjoy this red, white, and blue pill, wannabe Eurocuck:
Austin Nguyen
More guns
Luis Scott
>be yurpooran
>call to prayer woke every morning
>mustafa rapes gf
>comet sudoku
Bentley Nelson
>be German
>get raped
>be British
>get truck'd
>be French
>get truck'd
>be Swedish
>get truck'd AND raped
>be Canadian
>get respected by the international community for our multiculturalism and overall peaceful and prosperous society.
Gabriel Cooper
>Be Leaf
>Get your kids taken away and adopted by pedophiles
Wyatt Butler
>be Canadian
>smugly take credit for the peace and security that comes with living under the shadow of, and collaborating with, the world's foremost superpowers, be so disrespected that japmoot has to add fake flags to allow you to hide your shame
Fixed
Colton Rodriguez
>>be Canadian
>>get respected by the international community for our multiculturalism and overall peaceful and prosperous society.
Jack Torres
...
Cooper Green
>Be American
>travel to Europe to escape the bullets
>get shot in the head by incompetent euro cop
>nowondertheyarntallowedtohaveguns.wav
>survive due to immunity to bullets that every true American is blessed with
Jack Morris
literally what?
Diverged from US on Vietnam and Iraq, which, coincidentally, were two of your country's most monumental failures. Americans get attacked because they invade foreign countries and massacre citizens. Canada rarely does that so rarely faces the threat of retaliation.
Adam Reyes
...
Oliver Stewart
...
Nicholas Rogers
...
Easton Brooks
Piss thread from a piss flag
Julian Roberts
PROTIP: Canada rarely faces threat of retaliation because you're like the snotty little kid that hides behind the big dude on the playground. You literally have our nuclear weapons protecting your asses, meaning no military gets to you except through us. Despite this, your present course is leading you to seek becoming the bitch of the EU, because I guess you don't know that you owe us anything.
...until day of leaf. Then you will know.
Nathaniel Taylor
>be America
>shoot back
Austin Powell
...
Gabriel Anderson
...
Jace Price
...
Levi Lopez
Name me something the Canadian military has done that calls for retaliation from another nation or religion or race.
I swear to God, you fucking Americans are so divorced from any form of self-reflection. Have you ever considered that your country's actions actually CAUSE counter-actions? Has that thought crossed your mind, or do you still see your country as some bastion of morality on the world stage?
Carter Barnes
...
Josiah Gutierrez
...
Ayden Butler
You're a fucking idiot, of course having a sign like that on your store is gonna attract bad attention, what's your fucking point?
Nathaniel Jackson
...
Charles White
>Be american
>40%
>Be Mexican
>Get beheaded
>Be Canadian
>fuck a dog
>Be paki
>Rape boys
>Be British
>Allah save the queen
>Be kraut
>destroy Europe
>Be french
>not white
>Be Swedish
>let your daughters be raped by trucks
>Be Russian
>get drunk at 2 pm
>Be Arab
>explode
>Be Chilean
>get thrown out of helicopters
>Be HUE
>Live in Brazil
>Be Bolivian
>tfw no sea
>Be Chinesse
>Doesn't know if he's eating dog or aborted fetuses
>Be Jap
>Get nuked
>Be Comunist
>Starve
>Be fascist
>get thrown into jail for life
>Be black
>Steal
>Be white
>disappear
>Be asian
>be smart
>Be jew
>Jewing
>Be hispanic
>migrate to the US
Nathaniel Sanchez
>be American, get shoot and raped by niggers
>be Australian, don't.
4th lowest rape rate country in the world
How can Americans and Euros even compete.
Jason Carter
>Name me something the Canadian military has done that calls for retaliation from another nation or religion or race.
>Implying that ISIS gives a fuck about shit like casus belli and isn't just trying to fuck up Western civilization generally and take over the world because they're crazy and evil.
>Implying that Canada doesn't just blame all its stealth ops on the US
>Implying that Canada hasn't fucked with Russia a plenty
William Hill
...
Owen Smith
Checked
Gabriel Jones
...
Robert Peterson
...
Caleb Phillips
>be American
>shoot a tyrannical government
Carson Sullivan
>You're a fucking idiot, of course having a sign like that on your store is gonna attract bad attention, what's your fucking point?
He put the sign up because his shop had been gangrape robbed 14 times in 2 years. Being that you can't read, you would seem to be the moron, here.
When seconds count, the police are only minutes away.
Jaxson Smith
...
Michael Perez
I'm not just talking about ISIS. What about al Qaeda? What about the Taliban? What role did the US play in the creation of those entitities?
And more importantly, what role did those entities play in the growth of ISIS?
Seriously. Name me one thing the Canadian military has done - one government that was overthrown by us, one violent rebel party that was funded and armed by us, one medicine factory that was bombed by us - please, anything that compares to the routine behaviours of your country's military. Please, anything!
Carson Hughes
>be me
>play counter strike
>join American server
>get shot
WTFFF
James Scott
...
Adam Robinson
>be Japanese
>get shot in hospital convalescing
Michael Rodriguez
>I'm not just talking about ISIS.
Oh, so what you really meant was, "I'm gonna cherry pick, reductio ad absurdam, and spin the shit out of world history to support the conclusion I had settled on before even opening a book".
Al Qaeda and the Taliban basically have jack shit to do with ISIS, btw. As in they actually hate each other and consider each other apostates.
>Name me one thing the Canadian military has done - one government that was overthrown by us, one violent rebel party that was funded and armed by us, one medicine factory that was bombed by us
This is a case of *YOU DON'T FUCKING MATTER*, basically. You don't play the game, so of course you don't lose any rounds. But if you didn't have us there playing the game and winning our asses off, you'd be completely fucked over and conquered by other powers looking to gain control over your abundant natural resources.
US does a million things, gets like 5 wrong, and you view this as better than Canada doing zero things and getting zero wrong. You're not looking at the big picture.
Zachary Campbell
One Nation under God, Indivisible, with Liberty and Justice for all.
Austin Sanchez
>US does a million things, gets like 5 wrong
yeah im sure buddy
Camden Carter
>Be Canadian
>Shitpost
>Get Sage'd
Sage
Mason Sullivan
Nigga I don't even hear a mother fucker with a UN flag. Get back to paying some African hoes with your chocolate rations for blowjobs and electing brutal middle eastern autocracies to your human-fucking-rights councils.
Luis Garcia
>electing brutal middle eastern autocracies to your human-fucking-rights councils.
but thats what you do according to these reports filed by...everyone else
Lucas Lopez
>cherry-picking
No. ISIS is simply the latest manifestation of a general retaliation for western meddling in mid-east affairs. Seriously. Yes, Islam had imperialist tendencies and policies for its entire history. But it would not be where it is today without the violence of the US and Britain against muslim civilians, of which there are literally MILLIONS of victims.
>al qaeda and the talbian have jack shit to do with ISIS
I hope you're joking. That is a profoundly ignorant statement; unbelievably ignorant, if that's what you actually believe.
I say, "Name something Canada has done to provoke violent retaliation."
You say, "You don't matter."
What a roundabout way of saying, "I don't have a fucking clue what I'm talking about and am still in denial about the connection between the actions of my country's military, and the growth of enemies of American worldwide."
>US does a million things, gets like 5 wrong...
Holy shit, you're not joking! You actually believe that there is little connection between American military action in the middle east, and the current growth of ISIS and Muslim violence worldwide. You are literally a stereotypical "Stupid, ignorant American." Wow. Just wow.
Andrew Gonzalez
...
Ethan Morris
Ooo
Tyler Johnson
check my anarcho-dubs
Gabriel Wilson
Check em faggots
Logan Turner
>ISIS is simply the latest manifestation of a general retaliation for western meddling in mid-east affairs.
This is revisionism and historiography, not reality. You're literally full of shit and doing exactly what I said: cherry picking, reductio ad absurdam, and spinning the shit out of history.
Ask ISIS what they want. Ask them if they're cool with Canada. They're not. You're just not important enough for them to focus on, yet.
>I hope you're joking. That is a profoundly ignorant statement; unbelievably ignorant, if that's what you actually believe.
Another leaf shitposting without a clue. ISIS and Al Qaeda/Taliban literally view each other as apostates.
>You say, "You don't matter."
Canada doesn't have to act to protect its national interests, because Momma Liberty does that for you while you hide under our skirts. Thus, you don't really do much of anything good OR bad on the world stage. Canada is not an important country on a geostrategic level, except for the proximity to the US and the prosperity derived from that and from the abundant natural resources you manage to hold onto exclusively because of it.
>Holy shit, you're not joking! You actually believe that there is little connection between American military action in the middle east, and the current growth of ISIS and Muslim violence worldwide.
Yeah we are totally why Chechen Muslims are blowing themselves up in Russia. We are why German women are getting raped by Islamists. We are why Paris has "no go" zones full of Islamists. We're why Israel has nuclear weapons and has been stomping around the middle east kicking over hornets nests with abandon for decades.
Fucking leaf moron.
Jordan Stewart
>this is revisionism etc.
en.wikipedia.org
Seriously, just read the introduction to that article and you'll see how ignorant your perspective is.
>without a clue
See above. Please, for the love of God. You're embarrassing yourself.
>Canada doesn't have to act to protect its national interests because the US does it for them
Wow, what an insightful perspective on this situation. Have you ever asked yourself how a country can receive tacit and unlimited protection without ever "acting"? Is it possible that our diplomacy and economic relationships with certain countries ARE OUR ACTION? Or is that too subtle an interpretation of why Canada has a GOOD international reputation, and the USA does not?
>Chechens in Russia
No one is talking about that. Talk about moving the goal posts.
>German women getting raped by Islamists
Again, that isn't the subject of this conversation at all. We're talking about why America has enemies in the middle east and feels the need to spend the better part of a TRILLION dollars per year on defense.
>Paris has "no go" zones full of Islamists.
Again...these are France's failures, though they aren't unrelated to the US. However, if you think the US has played a role in the disgrace of France, I'm happy to talk about that.
Alexander Richardson
>Seriously, just read the introduction to that article and you'll see how ignorant your perspective is.
"Your perspective is ignorant" in a generalized way, doesn't mention anything incorrect about my statements. Not an argument.
>Have you ever asked yourself how a country can receive tacit and unlimited protection without ever "acting"?
No, because I know why. You're conveniently geographically located with a big ass border right the fuck next to us, so we have had a vested interest in keeping your shit at least somewhat together, especially during the Cold War when your proximity was advantageous for both nuclear defensive and offensive capability.
>Is it possible that our diplomacy and economic relationships with certain countries ARE OUR ACTION?
Sure, but that's not even like 1% of what keeps you safe. If the USA disappeared tomorrow from the planet and Canada was left to its own devices, it would either have to start acting like the US, or become subservient to some other world power who would protect it. There are no other options.
>No one is talking about that.
You're not talking about these things because they contradict your argument. That's my whole point, you're cherry picking.
Noah Rodriguez
>al qaeda and the taliban have jack shit to do with the US
"ISIL originated as Jama'at al-Tawhid wal-Jihad in 1999, which pledged allegiance to al-Qaeda and participated in the Iraqi insurgency following the 2003 invasion of Iraq by Western forces."
"According to some observers, ISIL emerged from the ideology of the Muslim Brotherhood, the first post-Ottoman Islamist group dating back to the late 1920s in Egypt.[100] It adheres to global jihadist principles and follows the hard-line ideology of al-Qaeda and many other modern-day jihadist groups."
>you're conveniently located with a big border next to us...so we have a vested interest in keeping your shit together, especially during the cold war
Okay. You're not wrong to make those statements, but to imply that American interests are the only reason that Canada is not a military state, violent wasteland is retarded. Yes, American interests often overlap with Canadian interests. That's not a coincidence. But you're acting as if Canada isn't a sovereign nation and could not survive without America. As a matter of fact, I think Canada would be better off today if it wasn't so strongly aligned with the US because the US draws heat because of its violence and militarism worldwide.
>If the usa disappeared tomorrow...
Who would be seeking to harm Canada? Name specifically who would be champing at the bit to harm us? And explain why.
>because they contradict your argument.
No. My argument is that America catches hell because it kills civilians worldwide, it overthrows governments, it corrupts economies, it manipulates elections, it arms rebels...it does all of these things and somehow YOU'RE SHOCKED THAT THE USA HAS ENEMIES.
Yes, retard, the US has enemies. And it isn't because they're prosperous and arrogant and fat. It's because they're violent and have caused more misery than perhaps any country in the last forty years. So no, I'm not talking about German rapefugees, because that's a discrete issue.
Jacob Walker
>making up strawman quotes
>who would want to harm Canada? who would want to rob us, conquer us? we're so nice and peaceful and sweet, nobody conquers wealthy peaceful states that treat everyone nicely.
>superpower has enemies not because great game competition but because of how we play the game, unlike the others who play and have no enemies at all... like... uhhh.
Go away, leaf.
Jordan Martin
Haha! Nice concession speech, faggot.
You are literally the quintessential ignorant american who has never learned how to debate or discuss an issue beyond stating that "America is best country." You're an embarrassment.
You are where the stereotypes come from.
Christian Robinson
Lolz. Don't get too snuggy under your US-made security blanket.
Joshua Rodriguez
Sup Forumstuga
https:// .gg/fxQ7nFw
>Put "discord" in the gap, captcha thinks its spam
Brayden Russell
Can I apologize?
I felt something in the pit of my stomach after I replied to you. I think I actually pity you because you didn't choose where or how you were raised. I'm sorry.
Jaxon Richardson
avast, knaves!
Ethan Gonzalez
Sup Forumstuga
https:// .gg/fxQ7nFw
>Put "discord" in the gap, captcha thinks its spam
this gets past the captcha
Adam Carter
The American dream
Jordan Morgan
>be yuro
>get cucked and trucked every day
ebin
Brandon Long
I've been waiting to get shot everyday. still hasn't happened. must be doing something wrong.
Cooper Smith
>blimpffff
>doing anything but sucking arab and jewish cock.