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What group of people have never seen a black person?

Nazi germany compared to WW1 germany

Later the same morning, Hitler proclaimed to his colleagues, "Before three months have passed, we shall witness a collapse of Russia, the like of which has never been seen in history."

the blind?

or nazis because they did na-zi any

Did you hear about the victims of the Pulse terror attack last year?

I heard some of them had trouble deciding which bathroom to hide in.

they werne't sure if their gender matched the one they died in :^)

Civil Rights, apparently.

feminism

How many British Ariana Grande fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh big shock there, Cletus the Slack Jawed Yokel thinks treating women as equals is a joke.

Librarians.

*drumroll*

>What do you call 1000 black people at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.

>What do you call 1000 muslims rolling down a hillside?
A mudslide.

>A black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of a car, who's driving?
The police.

A Jew with an erection runs into a wall. What breaks first, his dick or his nose?

>What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
One doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

>What's the difference between a black man and a park bench?
The park bench can support a family of four.

>What's the difference between a pizza and a black man?
The pizza can feed a family of four.

>How many Jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
Two in the front, two in the back, six million in the ash tray.

How many jews could fit in a car?

Green party, or even better, Canada.

A Muslim walks into a bar
Bartender asks "what will it be?"
Muslim replies "shots for everyone"

6 gorillion

you fucking nigger you stole my joke fuck you

so this kid asks me why they say gardeners have "green thumbs". I tell him it's just an expression because they like to work with plants. Like when they say someone got caught stealing "red handed", when their hands are actually black.

My life.

*In the voice of Norm MacDonald*

A new study concludes that wealth, fame, and musical success do not provide happiness.

More great work from Chris Cornell University.

at least he didn't steal your bike

What do you call a nigger with 20 hands ?

None, but it takes one Muslim senpai to light them all up.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One to screw it in, one to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination, one to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination, one to suggest the whole "screwing" bit to be too "rape-like," one to deconstruct the light bulb itself as being phallic, one to blame men for not changing the bulb, one to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it, one to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs, one to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs, one to advocate that light bulb changers should have wage parity with electricians, one to alert the media that women are now "out-light bulbing" men, and one to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.

>How do you starve a black man?
Put his food stamps under his work boots.
>How do you get a Jewish girl's number
By lifting her sleeve.

Don't be down. It could worse you could be German!!

How do you tell if someone is british ? make them smile

I don't know what you're on about.

Oh yeah this reminds me of one.

>What did the black kid get for Christmas?
Your bike.

i don't know but he must be good at picking cotton

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Man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says he feels all alone in a cold uncaring world. Doctor says, "I know just the thing. Circus is in town with the great clown Pagliachi. Go see him, it'll make you feel better". Man says "but doc, i am Pauliachi".

barbarossa

>How do you pick up jewish girls?
with a shovel

A Nigger

I would assume one, maybe two...why, what happened?!

I don't know, but they'll work half as much as a white man with one hand.

why was th' holocaust so tragic fer th' jews.. 'cause o' th' cost.

btw th' holohoax ne'er happened

Why do niggers smell like shit?
>So the blind can hate them too

Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead nigger in the road?
>There are skid marks infront of the dog

i went to a bar last week and the bartender was so gay he served me an aids cocktail

never met a single nigger that respected a woman who wasnt his whore mother.

>Tell me a joke Sup Forums
Black lives matter

It's "a nigger and a peurto rican are riding in a car. Who's driving? The police officer". You fucked it up.

what do you call a female with a mustache ?

a persian woman

Bruce

Fuck off

6000000

A lesbian.

A man was putting his three daughters to bed.

He went to tuck in the first daughter and she asked him "Daddy, why did you name me Rose?"

Her father replied, "Well, the day you were born a rose petal drifted in through the window and landed on your forehead, so we called you Rose."

He went to tuck in his second daughter and she asked, "Daddy, why did you name me Daisy?"

Her father replied, "Well, the day you were born a daisy petal drifted in through the window and landed on your forehead, so we called you Daisy."

Finally, he went to tuck in his third daughter and she said "EEAAAAUGHG HHEUUAAHH REEEEEEEEE"

Her father replied, "Shut up Brick."

What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

the book has papers

What you call a black wizard ?

Why doesn't Syria have an Olympic team?
Because everybody that can jump, swim or run is in Germany.

a negromancer

bad version of the mexican original

where did he become a wizard?

What do you call a black priest ? holy shit

nogwarts

I would tell you a gipsy joke, but they never work.

Nigeria

What do you call an elevator full of white people ? a box of crackers

a nigger

mfw

Englishmen

What do you call 10 black people in the back of a truck? a good days hunting

Why did this make me laugh the most?

Whats long and hard on a nigger ?

What does a darkee and sperm have in common?

Only about 1 out of two million actually work.

Knock, Knock
>who is there?
Police. Your husband is kill by an alcohol
Knock, Knock
>who is there
Pizza. Your husband is kill by an alcohol.
Knock, Knock
>who is there
An alcohol. I have kill your husband
Knock knock
> Who's there?
Your husband. I've been killed by an alcohol.
Knock, Knock
>who is there?
No-one. Your husband is kill by an alcohol.

first grade

antisemitism

What is big, black and long ?

Q: How did socialists light their homes before candles?

A: Electricity.

A spic, a kike, a nigger and a white guy are sitting on a bench. The mexican guy finds a lamp, rubs it and a genie comes out. Genie says I'll grant you any wish, so he wishes for all his people to go back to Mexico and not have to live in America for a better life and poof they're all gone. Genie gets to the nigger and says what do you want so he says I wish for all blacks to go back to live in Africa and not have to be held back by whitey n sheeit. So poof they're all gone too. Genie gets to the Jew and asks the same thing, the Jew wishes for all the Jews to live in Israel and have no more trouble in the Middle East, poof you got it they're gone too. Finally he gets to the white guy and asks what's your wish. White guy says lemme get this straight, the spics are in Mexico, the niggers are in Africa and the kikes are in Israel? Genie says yeah, white guy says I'll have a coke then.

The twin towers are a lot like Genders. There used to only be two and if you bring that up in public be prepared for a few overly sensitive people.

the line at kfc

Just realized I could've just shared a video of this joke being told instead of writing this shit out but w/e I'm dissociated as fuck enjoy

The welfare line

capitalism.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar and order drinks together to celebrate a marriage they consummated. The Priest has 1 beer but the Rabbi runs up a tab and doesn't tip. The Priest says "Hey why don't you tip?" The Rabbi, drunk, knocks him cold and takes the tip from the Priest's wallet, puts it down, walks out and says "I never tip unless they're cold."

Why can't blacks and mexicans have children together?

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a kike nigger kid runs back to his mother and says:"mom am i more of a jew or a nigger?"

Mom:Why do you want to know

Kid:"My friend is selling his bike for 50, so should i steal it or buy it from 30?"

>capitalism that fails
ftfy

you cant race mix like that!

I don't get it

I'll take things that go in OPs mouth for $200 Alex

Hellwri Klntn.

Owl be wotn for.


Hellwri Klntn.

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> Jews are people too

Bwahahahahahaha

I heard knocking of door and look through peephole. Man at door says he's free potato man. I open door, and is not free potato man, is secret police.

Stierlitz stepped out of the Gestapo headquarters. "Dasvidaniya!" he greeted the guards, then wondered if he had maybe made a mistake.

kek

women rights.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9!

Steirlitz receives a coded message from home: "Your son was born today." His eyes fill up with tears as he thinks of his dear wife whom he has not seen in almost five years.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 had a long history of criminal offenses, including cannibalism.

I don't get it

Q. what did he do?

A. he did nothing wrong.