Uh what?

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When does a bromance become a gay couple

there's nothing wrong with this

(((media)))

I'm a flaming homo that would love nothing more than the lick my boyfriends ass after a hard days manual labour. Sweaty, smelly and tasty.

>tfw no straight friend to fuck your boypussy after playing vydia
feels bad

>tfw no bf

>New study discovers that gay men do gay shit!
I wonder (((who))) sponsored this study.

>Gay men do gay shit

What a fucking surprise.

New study finds that confirmation bias can lead to absurd conclusions

A lack of physical and emotional intimacy with friends is exactly what causes men to sperg out and put pussy on a pedestal.
youtube.com/watch?v=uIldaw6QgzA

I'm a straight manly man but I love fucking and sucking dudes all day every day. Woman, what's that?

>new "study" that is actually real and not just made up finds that straight men are gay and you should try it too goy

OH MY, WHO COULD HAVE KNOWN.

>sweaty
>smelly
...y....y....you enjoy that?
....fucking gross..

>new study finds fags are gay
shocking

Does this actually work on people? Like I've heard about "brojobs" too, but just hearing that a bunch of other dudes are fucking each other doesn't make my like tits any less.

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> (OP)
What is with all these new flags? I leave Sup Forums for a month and this happens.

Fucking attention fags

But it is pretty neat though.

I wuz Templar now

Arr yaarrhhh m8tey

fuck off kid

NO HOMO
same
it's not gay you retard it's called bromance

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Leddit

Its total bullshit. But they push this shit to try force a meme.

I look at all my mates, no way in hell any of us would wanna do gay shit with each other. But then we wouldn't because we are normal.

What if he's really cute?

No they don't, wtf kind of faggot alternative reality do these people live in

It normalizes entertaining the idea instead of shaming it. So you feel less disgusted with yourself thinking about gay shit but not necessarily more prone to it

Shit, friendly fire.

Well.. if other guys are doing it m-maybe I'll give it a try

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I have a friend who I've known since the 7th grade, brother in all but blood. Do I love him, as a brother? yes. Go watch boy meets world if you want an idea.

Fucking kikes trying to pervert anything decent and good as normal.

source: National Institute for Faggotry and Demasculinization

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Bullshit it ain't gay if you say "no homo" afterwards

I heard this a lot actually,but it's common for guys to jerk eachother off? Like when you are young and something and you hang around guys and you are horny all the time because of hormones and shit,do a lot of people happen to do gay things?
Like jerking off,suck and stuff?

Let me guess, all the anons saying "gaaay" haven't felt human touch since they came out of their mother's womb.

pride parades retards are kind of asking for trouble

No. Just faggots like you.

I'm pretty sure this is bullshit and just the lefties trying to normalise faggotry even more. Nothing more, nothing less. None of my buddies ever even so much as touched each other in a gay way. Puching? Kicking? Sure. Cuddling? Fuck no.

maybe youd know if you had any friends

I'm straight as hell but I often suck off my friends after playing vidya, especially my black friends. What's wrong with it?

>"study"
yeah man this word automatically validates anything and everything

Bromance is a gay concept. How many guys do you see these days greeting each other with a hug rather than a HANDSHAKE.
You lot are GAY!

>driving with friend
>accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick
>we both laugh and I unzip his pants
>park the car while I fondle his balls
>he is laughing because he knows it's just a joke
>start suckin his dick in this empty parking lot
>almost choke on it because I'm laughing so hard
>he is also laughing his ass off
>he starts yelling "BROJOB BROJOB CHOO CHOO"
>he cums and I swallow it all like some stupid faggot
>I kiss him and call him a faggot while laughing

Gotta love playing pranks on my friends.

I wish faggots and women would stop writing about what men do

just because me and my bros fuck sometime, doesn't mean we are gay

The globalist jews are at it again

You sound more of a faggot than the study participants.

underrated

>Hammer and suckle

If ya know what I mean.

faggot fiction.

Most men don't make out with other men. It's pretty gay.

If you kiss a man, you're not straight. Period. God why are people so fucking retarded?

giving your bro a brojob isnt gay. traps are though

Kisses aren't inherently sexual.

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Minus the actual faggotry. Put it like this, if this bro told me my wife was fucking around, I'd take his word.

nice needle bruising on her arm. How fucking trash.

A kiss on the cheek or something, sure. But kissing like those 2 men in the OP makes you a fucking faggot

It's true.. it's only gay if your bonners touch when you're kissing, my scoutmaster told me.

>her

Nobody is 100% straight or 100% gay

However that just looks like propaganda

Article by S. Faggot.

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t. A faggot

If you have never touched another man's penis, or put your mouth on it or put it in your ass, Or vice versa, you are 100% not gay.

>tfw no bf to love

;_;

They look like they don't know how to kiss.

>kiss
on the cheek
>cuddle
pat on the back
fuck you jews

>New study finds that sexuality is what you do, not what you say you are for attention

>tfw no bf to kiss on my tippy toes
;~;

>study finds
lol "studies" and the soft sciences

I actually did suck both of my friends dicks when I was younger but it's because they wanted me to, I didn't want it but they made me

He doesn't mean smell like shit, he means smell like a male musk. I still don't get why he likes it a but I notice a lot of girls are into it too.

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They were rapists, not friends.

it's why they like horses. Hairy, smelly, sweaty, muscled and they lead then with a ring through their nose and control what they do.

DON'T QUESTION THIS

Nobody is born gay.

>Homosexuality is a Choice

>Identical Twin Studies Prove Homosexuality is No Genetic
hollanddavis.com/?p=3647
>Just Over 2% Tell CDC They Are Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual
usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/07/15/gay-lesbian-bisexual-cdc-survey/12671717/
>New Twin Study: People Not Born Gay
americanvision.org/8136/new-twin-study-people-not-born-gay/
>No One is Born Gay
nooneisborngay.com/
>Proof You Can't be 'Born Gay'
wnd.com/2012/10/why-you-cant-be-born-gay/
>Summary of Scientific Findings on Homosexuality
mygenes.co.nz/summary.htm

Well damn they are coming after males on every level

>tfw you can't have a close male friend without people telling you its cause your gay

Those aren't straight mens, those are homo sex mens.

>New study finds gays often kiss and cuddle each other
It really makes you think

>(((new study)))

>Sweaty, smelly and tasty.
Disgusting.

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No, it's fucking gay. No sane person thinks it's not gay to make out with other guys and "cuddle."

Platonic cuddling and physical contact between straight men is pretty common, but not kissing, das gay.

>it took a study to determine that homos act as homos
What a shocking discovery

It's so easy to trigger Sup Forums with gay stuff

it's true OP you've never kissed a man? What are you faggot?

Then they aren't very straight. New study finds that men who kiss men are faggots.

Nope that's not normal, farthest I have gone with my friends is that one time we showed dicks when we did xtc to laugh at how much our dicks had shrinked.

I want to say this isn't a thing but I have 2 friends who both casually mentioned they did it. Also both said they did it camp...I wonder what this means.

Bromancer here
Can confirm I suck my bros dick every day