I want to visit the US

Hi guys, i wanted to visit the US, but also i don´t want to get shot. What´s the best place to go? Don´t say Wyoming.

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Wyoming.

Wyoming is nice.

bay area of california

. I knew this day would come

Well you're a nigger so it's kind of unavoidable

Yeah the only problem for me is that it is one of the furthest place from Portugal.

detroit
chicago

Wyoming is actually a really comfy place.
Nicest people I've ever met were in Wyoming.

Too bad they'll be soon be ass blasted by the giant volcano they're living on.

Come to Colorado
There's really no reason to go anywhere else in this garbage country

Also wyoming is full of gay cowboys

I´m Alberto Barboso not Barbosa there´s a great difference, you elk.

I only know Colorado because of South Park...
Sure, why not?

I would say Texas, but you speak Brazilian so you probably don't speak Spanish.

Unironically new england

protip
>its white

Ohio.

Alexandria, VA

Literally anywhere away from niggers and you'll be fine.

Depends on what you want OP. Eg: do you want to visit liberals in their natural habitat? If so SF.

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Baltimore

texas

Nah spanish and brazilian are similiar, i just can´t understand spanish talk because spanish people speak like a squirrel that drunk a liter of red bull and mountain dew.

Adirondacks in upstate New York

>VA
Thanks!

Texas, duh.

Go to AZ and visit the Grand Canyon

>Adirondacks
``but also i don´t want to get shot´´

Colorado is more than cartoons
It's full of white women and mountains and wildlife and unlike most other western states we pretty much killed all our indians, We only have the one tiny reservation in the south.

East St.Louis, Illinois is a great spot if you really want some American cultural enrichment.

Brazilian is not even a language dumb fuck....

>Texas
So you can get stabbed by spics?

...

>>Adirondacks
I grew up in the Adirondacks, there are more hunting rifles than there are people. They're friendly though, mostly.

really? i thought we spoke brazilian

At least spanish over here doesn't sound gay like Cathteeyan and its gay lisp.

i have to abandon the thread sorry guys bye

Not talking to you, ass licker. Stay out.
Hope you get shot

>So you can get stabbed by spics?
haven't seen a spic in years.
poorfags without a ranch deal with that shit.

Florida keys is good for portuguese

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>there are more hunting rifles than there are people
that's how it should be desu senpai
OP is just visiting, he's going to see spics and if he's lucky he'll get stabbed by one

The Northeast and California

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Just the avoid the Darkies.

What do you want to see? Cities or mountains or beaches or what?

Just avoid large population centers of niggers and you'll be fine. Most gun crime in the US are suicides and niggers shooting other niggers.

Canada

California except SoCal

Chicago. They have the strictest gun control laws in the country.

don't come to colorado. it's either Denver/Boulder, which is are shit cities full of liberals or really hostile rednecks who will probably think you're a muslim or a mexican if you're the slightest bit tan.

Wyoming is actually nice, lots of thin pretty girls, very low population density.

However, if you go to wyoming, you don't want to go between august 17-23, about a quarter million people are visiting for the august 21st eclipse, and the states population is 500k.

its going to be a massive shit show.

visit western south dakota, specifically the Badlands. i'm from minnesota and can vouch that the geography of the Dakotas is fucking beautiful on the western ends.

unless you're some urbanite. then go to LA or NYC and enjoy trash and weird smells.

any area in black is good.

>0% white areas
Yanks need to sort their shit out

This map is too simplistic. Use this.
demographics.virginia.edu/DotMap/index.html

it's obviously a joke. idiot americans refer to spanish as mexican.

any burger calling portugese brazilian is doing it as a self deprecating joke about his geographically and linguistically challenged cousins.

go drink some more uzo or whatever your national drink is you weird greek faggot

>spics
That's Puerto Rican

Eat a turd fagg

Hawaii/Alaska

>Just avoid large population centers of niggers and you'll be fine
this

KEK

>0% white area in the middle South Dakota
Indian reservations?

Come to New England. Southeastern Mass and Rhode Island are full of ethnic Portuguese. In cities like Fall River and New Bedford there swaths of people who speak Portuguese.

BRAZILEIRO!!!!!!!
hue hueh uehuehueheu

Based California, of course.

How do you lads feel about Utah? Countryside looks beautiful, but how is Lake City?

Stay away from nigger hives, don't try to steal anything and you'll be good

Just don't go walking around a hood at midnight wearing the wrong colors and you won't get shot

Go to Maine it's top comfy

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kek

Fuggin roasted

Stay out of the east Bay. Oakland and such. That's where the Communist live

>mfw i want to visit murica but its 50% shitskin country
>and the shitskins can buy assault weapons without background check

>>and the shitskins can buy assault weapons without background check
felons can't own firearms

South Side Chicago is pretty vibrant. The communities there are fired up and popping with action.

That was funny when big Tex died

Maine lowest level of violent crime in the country

Arizona

You dumb fuck. You don't mind getting stabbed or beaten? Do us all a favor and stay in your own country.

He will be mistaken for a Mexican and picked up by ICE

Because you said that, you need to visit Cheyenne, Laramie and Jackson Hole.

In a totally non-racist recommendation, the place with the higher % white people are the safest.

reminds me of RED DEAD

Lol half this state is Mexican and no redneck will treat you any differently unless you look and act like a gangbanger.

That´s not racist that´s a fact.

The way normies communicate this fact is by telling you to stay away from the cities

My only problem with California an NY is the fucking liberals.

Can Portuguese people be considered spics?

Lol you don´t know how a portuguese looks like.

>It's full of white women
Where do I go if I'm only attracted to East Asian women?

kek salty as fuck

These flags are cool as fuck

East Asia
(I´m just answering because thid thread´s dead.)

There we go

Agreed

Alaska.

Just don't go to the ghetto areas in any major city and you'll be fine.

Stick to the tourist areas.

Shit

>That was funny when big Tex died
no it wasn't
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Im glad you took the Wyoming Pill, its an excellent choice... this topic is suppressed because they dont want people to panic about the (habbening) that will occur there.

My suggestion for some place to Visit?

Depends on what you're up for. I would suggest Ohio, pretty firmly american culture there and safe. Either that or New York City just for the experience and because people will recognize that.

Dont go to California.