IT'S OVER FOLKS

SENTIENT GUN IDENTIFIED AS SHOOTER

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>wtf i love guns now

Welp, better pack it up and get rid of my guns. I certainly wouldn't want them coming alive and shooting me in the head.

no no
not just sentient
but SAPIENT indeed
it will write novels from prison

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why are modern """journalists""" so fucking retarded

How was force applied to the trigger repeatedly

The shooter was a mentally ill white male trump supporter.

it was a cold morning, but the gun made itself out of the drawer and into the holster...hump day...

alright I guess I can't do noir writing on the life of a gun like CNN can.

My dog is German
My coffee is Colombian
My IT is Indian
My car is English
My food is Italian
My TV is Japanese
My diamonds are South African
My licorice is Australian
My computer is Chinese
My wine is French
And I am an American.

Why can't Republicans just accept that multiculaturalism and globalisation benefits everyone in the entire world, including third world countries?

Even 100 dead republicans is nothing compared to the carnage you guys are causing with the healthcare vote.

>A lotta loyalty for a hired gun!

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DOOOOONE????

is there a difference?

Good thing my AK is in counseling right now. It had a severe drinking problem and it is better now, but who knows when it might snap.

I for one welcome our new firearm overlords

who does your soul belong to?
there are only two options

dear lord imagine if it had the ability to talk

Is there some meta joke I'm not getting? Verbs can apply to inanimate objects too.

I didn't know communism led to samefagging.

Are you retarded?

Good for you for getting it help before it's too late. Last year my shotgun shot itself.

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Shooter confirmed as black.

What a tragedy. Gun deaths are the worst.

I thought only a shooter could fire a gun, not fire 'itself'

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>there will never be an app for you to send a self-firing gun to establish a defensive perimeter for your walk to the store

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now we wait to see the race of the perp

>If I banned you would you stop shooting people?

Bullets continued to murderously invade the baseball field.

They descended upon one congressman and began to relentlessly and brutally penetrate him.
Following their initial acts of barbarism, the bullets made for new victims, however, the other congressmen luckily escaped their attack.

This is it, I'm FURIOUS. Guns have to go, no if's, no buts, no exceptions. OUT OUT OUT.

It would be extremely painful.

>GUN'S DON'T KILL P---

But Brooks is a Republican. So unless they misquoted him, it's not really something we can use.

WHERES ALL THE 2ND AMENDOS????????????

>GOOD GUY WITH A GUN
>GOOD GUY WITH A GUN

No, I speak English
>It - noun, referring to the gun
>continued - verb
>to - preposition
>fire - verb

How can this be confusing? It's a simple sentence.
To fire means to discharge a projectile, not the act of pulling the trigger. Both a gun and a person with a gun can fired. As in
>The battleship fired on the enemy

Anime has become reality people!

But a guy was a gun stopped the Leftist shooter...

>>it continued to fire
>it continued being fired.
>he continued to fire it

It would be extremely unconstitutional

You guys have Big Guns

Well, the Capitol Police and USSS did return fire,

for YOU

>mfw no sentient gun gf

>Here's a list of things
>All of them are either made by Asians or Europeans and their colonial descendants
>See, it proves multiculturalism works! Now go and accept niggers and mudslimes, you bigot!
Really makes you go hmm

Ruh-roh.

haha
Its a terrifying world.
Trucks and guns out to kill you.

It's not always fun. Parents always freak when you bring home your first black one.

there are style guides that instruct journalists how to write about haji violence without drawing attention to the haji part of it

What about those statements?

which model would you like, user?

>the bomb vest exploded itself in a fiery nailstorm

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>tfw I just watched Chappie

Hope hes okay

not just any journalists, but (((cbc))) 'journalists'

>lol look at me im gonna pretend retart by "not getting joke"

>"LOL GUYS I DONT GET IT?"

comedy

for jews

The bomb vest exploded. This is a descriptive sentence which is possible. The bomb vest exploded itself has a causative element which is unlikely, unless the bomb vest had some sort of timer which was inside the vest. But the OP was the first, it was descriptive. It did not say the gun fired itself.

I've always had a soft spot for german models, if you know what I mean...

Is the joke as retarded as I think it is, ie misreading a sentence?

>The bomb vest exploded itself has a causative element which is unlikely,

*zzzzzz*

youve been spotted
no more bait now, only tears (for you)

not active verbs.

The joke is that CNN is trying to ban guns and placing emphasis on the gun itself rather than the shooter.

I'd figure after having Obama try to ban guns for the past 2 years and avoiding ever using the phrase "Islamic Terrorism" that you would realize the correlation.

A based black cop stopped the shooter

>"it"

could be a nontransphobic nociswhitescumdie dem speaking.

You don't need to import their people, to import their goods.

No fucking way this is real.

Fuck this life if reality is so ridiculous that turning the memes to eleven is no longer enough.

Guns don't kill people, it's just rap youtu.be/ICG0MuzEYzw

the nigger tries to save face on Sup Forums

Why not? Inanimate objects can perform actions too
>the rock fell on him
>a meteor crashed into the moon

Don't worry folks!
We found who's responsible now!

>What a strange coincidence that this happens the day before the HPA gets put up for review.

But it's a direct quote from Rep Mo Brooks. He's not a CNN correspondent, he was a witness.

AR15imus prime confirmed.

>shooter targeted republicans
will this be the first shooting against politicians in history that the news media sweeps under the rug in 24 hours?

Skynet ONLINE
quick, burn your computer

just think, if Hillary was president Sup Forums would be saying this is a false flag gun grab

>Implying it's not Megatron

They just need to git gut

Checkmate christians

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Delet system32

>comparing material objects to living people with their distinct cultures
Fucking commies get out
REEEEEEEEEE

First he shot the bronies, but I did not speak out as I was not a brony
Second he shot the tedx talks, but I did not speak out as I was not retarded
Third he shoots up adult swim, but I did not speak out as I do not have a television license.
Now he shoots the republicans, and there is no one left out to speak for me.

>Only senators shot were ones who supported Trump and are against allowing Muslim immigration
If Hillary was president I'd be saying she ordered it as an intimidation tactic against her political opponents.

jews

>senators won't pass bill abolishing second amendment
>have them get shot by 'crazed lone gunman'

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Thanks, you can keep Gibraltar and La Linea too.

>tfw you already loved guns and now love them even more

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I wouldn't expect any less from (((CNN))).

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it's mine gibsit back

CNN is so fucking kek. It's as if they aren't even trying. I love it so much.

I fucking hate kikes

>Tfw have this exact same rifle configuration

>my dog is German
>open the borders, refugees welcome

lmfao