>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
Every time I smoke weed I get overwhelmingly depressed. Is there something wrong with me?
Carson Cox
Not at all. It affects some people that way. You may have some stuff you have to work out if you want to enjoy it, I find it amplifies whatever negative shit I have floating around in my head. Once my mood shifts, I can enjoy it again.
Edibles are a different story though. 10 mg THC is max comfy with no weird head-stuff, just a nice body relaxing effect. Can't wait for my neighboring state to go fully legal next year so I can enjoy small doses of edibles.
David Foster
bump
Carson Hill
Probably not.
Nathaniel Smith
Any Russian Roulette or suicide pacts tonight?
Oliver Gonzalez
Where do you live? I feel the same about edibles that shit makes me pass the fuck out. Maybe I'm a lightweight or something.
Ayden Martin
>black dispatch overmodulating like crazy
BACK OFF THE MIC, BITCH
Jackson Thompson
Connecticut. I live 20 minutes from the MA boarder but it'll take me 2 hrs round trip to get to any dispensaries since I'll have to avoid the CT highway no-fun police.
Nathaniel Evans
Any anons from NWI? I drove downtown this morning up Lake Shore Drive. Absolutely beautiful weather.
Easton Hernandez
I should probably preface that I'm not a basket case either. I'm prob just like the one percent of people who have "bad trips" on weed.
Logan Jenkins
>Large group of homeless under a bridge >Drinking and bothering people
Mason Price
Jesus. If Connecticut werent full of rich people I couldn't imagine why you would live there. I live in sc but my dad's from darien. It's kind of weird to know that your father has downgraded financially since his twenties.
Wyatt Murphy
Chimpcagoan here, the city is burning
AMA
Carson Howard
>Shots Fired >Race Unknown, but Male with darker skin
James Hughes
What neighborhood?
Cooper Perry
>Hispanic wearing jorts
ohiamlaffin.docx
Matthew Cox
It's cool man, everybody got different brain compartments and departments that react to different things in different ways.
Cooper Gray
Did those idiot bitches live streaming Russian roulette last night ever find their final solution?
Sebastian Sanders
Fucking supertanned male white strikes again
Thomas Miller
>"it's very intoxicated; black male"
Benjamin Morris
Did they say "No Clothing"
Thomas Jackson
Does anyone do live air traffic control with chill music?
Logan Nelson
Off work early, gonna get some malt liquor and fried chicken on the way home and listen to Robert do his thang.
Daniel Reed
TFW the Nazi and jihadist find common ground.
Jaxon Campbell
I just use this broadcast link with chill music it has
It's a dreadful place. It's basically California with worse weather. But I moved here for work, so I just try to get comfy during the blizzards and enjoy apple-picking season.
Noah Jones
>Shots fired near Harrison
Jose Russell
Good evening, Roberts. Anything noteworthy happened so far?
Benjamin Torres
>hears a metal cutting noise coming from the neighbor's garage >u-haul parked in back
Luke Thompson
Evening, Roberts.
Quiet night in Kansas. Thought we'd see the storms as well, but all north of us.
Dylan Russell
>large 50 foot tree down
Jeremiah Martin
the dastardly U-Haul truck strikes again!
Easton Diaz
I remember listening to this dispatch years ago, back in 2013, and there weren't nearly as many overdoses. In fact, I don't think I heard any over the dispatch at all in 2013-2014
Ryder Morgan
>Victim's name is Dwayne Smith and >Four shots fired
Nathaniel Jackson
>Female requested police and left the line screaming and >Female Black stole from Male Black on bus and >Male Black keeps trying to break into an apartment
Blake Miller
U-Haul could end the nigger looting epidemic by doing credit checks on everyone renting one in Chicago.
Owen Collins
>30 year old son being aggressive
Henry Ortiz
Evening Roberts, I busted so much ass today but I'm ready for maximum /comfy/ and nig nogging. Don't disappoint me Chiraq
Andrew Gomez
i don't understand why people call it chiraq, it should be chicongo
Isaiah Price
>it's this guy again
give it up already
Kevin Thomas
>Customer and Deliver Driver getting ready to fight
Christopher Jenkins
good evening roberts
Nolan Gomez
kek
Evan Williams
> amberlamps needed. That call into dispatch was promising.
Isaiah Murphy
>highly intoxicated
Gabriel Smith
I want what race they could be?
Dominic Richardson
>noise disturbance. Ice cream truck.
Lucas Wright
Why, it's just some oppressed male black who dindu nuffin trying to get reparations from the pizza guy
Nathaniel Lee
>male black in 711 bothering customers >dirty clothes, possibly intoxicated
Jackson Long
Hello local user
20 north of ct boarder
Brayden Ward
I'm in Worcester user.
Elijah Robinson
>5 shots at Crenshaw
Hudson Baker
>FIVE >FIVE SHOTS FIRED >AH AH AH
Nathaniel Clark
FIVE! FIVE SHOTS FIRED AH AH AH
Jordan Gutierrez
>chill sounds >dispatch >sitting in my hammock on the porch >ocean waves just up the block >golden retriever laying under me >whiskey
Thank FUCKING God I'm white
Isaac Peterson
>tfw just about to go shopping for some /comfy/ food before settling in
What should I get lads?
Carson Stewart
For you? Fried chicken and a watermelon to munch while you chug your 40oz
Julian Moore
>removed from the house >he is naked
David Watson
>Man wearing only undies and a house slipper. >yeeeeah this takes priority
Carson Myers
>male >only wearing undies and house slippers >appears under the influence maybe the nigger locked himself out of the house?
Andrew Morris
Western mass here.
I know, I know, we don't count.
Isaac Wood
Color me surprised a Mexican with no Drivers License
Logan Edwards
how can people lock themselves out like I know it's a nigger but how
Dylan Reed
>sounds of guards >concrete on 3 sides >bars on 1 >laying on steel bed >Pitt bull mauling youfs back in da hood >thank god I'm a nigger
Christian King
What goes on out there man? Had to go to Chicopee to take the Asvab at the Air force base, Just felt weird being in that area. I've been out to Springfield like once, and a couple times I've gone hiking innawoods out there, but I genuinely can't wrap my mind around western MA.
Nolan Jones
What kind of weapon is this?
John Hill
Shit like that can't happen today. Rip in peace old hollywood
Hod do you make these? I really, really fucking like them. I want to frame this picture.
Kayden Hughes
Short barrel AR that has no "stock" so it's a pistol according to the law, so you don't need a tax stamp for it being a SBR.
Hunter Cooper
an AR-15 action, in this configuration it would be legally classified as a pistol here in the USA
Sebastian Hill
I am 20 mins North of Springfield. Lots of colleges and "dive" bars that are overpriced. I am in the last city before it goes to he'll to the north and gets really odd to the west.
Chicopee and Springfield are strange places
Gabriel Morris
You people are fucking up the whole country.
Jaxson Bailey
not him, but I like this one
Adrian Miller
Go fuck yourself faggot. New England is practically the whitest, safest, smartest place in the United States. Go be trailer trash somewhere else.
Eli Rogers
I did hate it
Jason Wood
Photoshop. Ain't the most difficult thing in the world.
Michael Barnes
Calm down, Roberts. /cpd/ is a comfy, no-bully zone
Aaron Watson
New England is fine. Not Massachusetts though.
Asher Sullivan
I think he is referring to the sjw . It is rampant in my city.
Jackson Miller
>Shots fired >Male Black throwing rocks at the window
Jordan Nguyen
Holyoke?
Julian Hernandez
>female trying to close the door >male saying to call the police
F
Nolan King
did I just hear "DOA"?
Nicholas Gomez
Ew. Fuck no. Maybe i drive extra fast. Northampton.
