The government should assign girlfriends to people

The government should assign girlfriends to people.

Arranged partners, you know where to find that. Used to be common.

no thanks
I rather stay alone before I get forced to take in some 2/10 uggo.

porn and onaholes are better anyway.

If it was based on the situation for example for poor men a woman that pushes the man to improve himself.

but she poops

Enjoy your abbo wife

>government assigned girlfriends
With this badboi I don't the government.

It's an evaluation based points system. You are tested on attractiveness, physical fitness, and intelligence. Then you are assigned a girl based on your composite score. Each will be matched to
Your aptitude. Just like the sat or act.

>be unbearable semi autistic neet
>mandatory alone time with a similarly female unbearable semi autistic neet

literally nightmares

Whould be better if they pay us hookers instead

>assigned a whale
nope

this is perfect

How do you define attractiveness when our tastes differentiate? You might like niggers, where I might like girls who look like men.

You can't grow oranges with apple seeds.

>kill her
>kill self
Two birds one stone, one less darkie, one less faggot.

>The government should assign girlfriends to people.
says the beta male

Would you settle for a girl(male)friend?

you mean sharia?

If they did I might start becoming productive for my country. If not, then I wont do shit.

Yeah, or you could just lose 200 lbs

Female autism is different, also she will always be less disposable as a man because she is a woman.

BRAAAAAAAAAAPPP

It's time to collectivize and redistribute gfs equally to the masses. The hoarding of gfs by the bourgeoisie must come to an end.

I'd rather not.
Look how well that turned out for Germany and Sweden.
>Here Ahmed. This is your new government assigned girlfriend, Svetlana

BRRIP

It would at least stop school shootings and online trolls.

Why would the men who cannot find a partner and missing out on the greatest pleasures in life be productive?

That would probably be awful.

The only thing a govt should do is cease to exists.

Amazing.

No.
I'm not a bitch who needs shit handed to me and I'm gladly working and making myself better in lieu of such a goal.

I'm into deaf chicks anyways so there's doubt I'll be able to tick off preferences.

The goverment should force people to stay in shape.

i'd rather stay forever alone than fuck a whale or an uggo so no thx

yeah you'd get assigned an uggo or a man

That would mean appropriating them which in turn means violating the very rights the gouvernment is supposed to grant and ensure them.
Ironically this is impossible unless the gouvernment is run by right-wing Nazi-larping beta incels, the very type of person that doesn't get elected.
A conventional right-wing nazi however can get elected, and his philosophy is more liberating to women than this communist redistribution of pussy.

This user is absolutely correct!!! Hookers and blow for the win!!
God, I love prostitutes....for about 2 minutes..then they leave thank God.

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Looks can be objective you fuck.
if you're hot 10/10 and go for uglies than that's your own nasty little problem

agreed,parents should be fined and shamed publically for allowing fat kids

shit thread

They'll most likely assign fat feminists and women won't have any incentives to improve in hopes of getting a good partner since they'll be paired with a beta who'll support them anyway so it'll in turn create even more ugly fat feminists. The free market is the only solution.

>the government should
Fuck that. The government would fuck that up so bad either by mistake or on purpose and breed generations of mongrel idiots even faster than they do already.

yes preferably ones without moustache

>Im such a humongous autist that the government should institute gender communism so that i can finally get laid.

Yeah, no thanks damien. Id probably end up with some snaggle toothed bogan with a 2 digit IQ and cellulite.

>being assigned to support some slag when all I want to do is just play vidya and browse the internet

You wouldn't imagine how much I want to fuck that ass right now

Muh fucking dick, holy shit!@

>The government should assign girlfriends to people.
No - it would quickly turn into a steamy pile of hedonism and corruption

but on the other hand if men are unable to find life long partners then not only we can see that overall productivity drops but more importantly they loos any desire to integrate into society and protect it if needs be

and this is very very bad

so IMO there should be a law that would force every male over 25 and every women over 20 to marry alongside the cultural preasure on both sexes to fullfil their reloes in the relationship

this would quckly rebalance our societies stopped whites from dying out and got rid of feminists/MGTW all in one go so I can see no downsides to this idea

The government should assign traps to people, you get all the perks of a girlfriend PLUS an actual functioning brain.

Oh you think so, do you?

>not asian
>that butterface
>that roast beef pussy
user, what are you doing?

Thanks Fair point kangaroo fag. I don't know what to say in response but I think it should be based on race to preserve. Also let's be real. People only like other races because they can't get their own

Nope, with my luck they will send me a black guy or pic.

I'd love a state assigned gf tbqh.