JOIN THE MARINE CORPS

JOIN THE FUCKING CORPS YOU FUCKING NEETS

It teaches you to be a man and follow orders.

>I don't want to fight for Israel
Last time I checked ISIS is an Israeli puppet. And for all you 88ers Adolf knew WWI was an unjust Jew war but he fought anyway, because that's what MEN FUCKING DO.

The white man is the greatest warrior in the world, and you are just going to waste your life and sit behind your computer, bitching on the internet instead of picking up a rifle and fighting Muslim heretics? What the fuck is wrong with you fags? Do you even consider yourself a fucking man?

It will force you to get in shape, plus women love a guy who has a body count

Most marines are also pretty redpilled so you will be able to get along with them

NO EXCUSES JOIN THE CORPS

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I tried but I have aspies.
I don't think they will let up for me.

Why don't you join the army? No excuses man!

Our white anscestors didn't conquer the world for us white men to shitpost online! Become a fucking warrior!

I said I have aspurgers syndrome.
I would but I was told no.

Sorry to hear it dude. Atleast you tried

No thanks

yeah i think i'll just keep working in defense while not being shot at thanks tho

I tried but pic related

Most of my ex-military friends are doing no better than I am. I'll admit the Marine would probably kick my ass but the other guys are average shmucks.

Fuck you camo pilled fuck.

The marines training is that of reprogramme and subservience.

You don't need to risk your life for Schlomos benefit just to get fit and learn how to shoot. You can get fit and learn to shoot on your own time, minus the screaming motivation.

And Hitler fought in the war because it involved his homeland, a war which would touch him and his people. Dying for kikes isn't the same as dying for your volk.

yes goyim do zog's bidding and clear the middle east for Israel. A hefty sum of merit badges await you

>PDQ'd
Apparently they let trannies join though. I have to admit that takes the sting out of not being able to enlist.
Oh well, at some point there may be another big war where they draft everyone and I can be a good goy.

fuck off kike
youre on the wrong board

I've drifted too far onto a different path to join now. I'm happy with my life so I don't regret not joining up, but if I had to change something in my past, I'd try to make it as a Marine.

Color blind, would've gone for infantry. Going AF instead

>It teaches you to be a man and follow orders.

>it teaches you to be a man and follow orders
>drumpfsters unironically think like this

i know they won't accept me.

>Adolf knew WWI was an unjust Jew war but he fought anyway, because that's what MEN FUCKING DO.

wat

They won't let me.

I was stupid and had 4 forms of cancer diagnosed a decade ago.

I guess they think I'm going to die.

They don't understand that won't happen until I'm ready. And I'm no where near ready yet.

>QQQQQUAAAAD

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he, who wants to lead, must know how to follow

Marines are a joke. Theyre a total waste of govt dollars. The Corps become a meme. Few real men amongst them. Youre a fucking turbo manlet, user. Look at these hulking warriors. Gimme a fuckin break.

You put down an argument that you couldn't counter. Nice job, to be expected from brainlet welfare queens. Btw, people in the military get cheated on the most

Oy vey die for me. im jizzing in my pants.

Not legally allowed to. I shattered my left kneecap in a fight a few years back, and I'm unable to enlist due to this.

joining rotc at uni this fall. gonna be an LT

pic related

Faggot go back to eating crayons. The US Cav has this

Yes, die for Israel goy, or you're a pussy!

Just reading Red Platoon on a drive, fucking insane story man...

The marines turned my hipster leftist best friend into a redneck. It was for the best.

A newfound respect for cav scouts even though they jerk each other off like hell

lol no

nice can't even work that last point into your post without using "btw"

nice english skills José

So do fags that shitpost all godamn day. The thing is most military guys have low standards and get married young, also get paid more to be married so yeah they get cheated on more. But no matter how cucked we are, we are less of a faggot than you

>Bragging about being a welfare queen

Marines are a bunch of fat, retarded, weekend warrior types that never stop complaining. They're useless in combat too.

t. armyfag

>be a mercenary for the BIS, IMF, Federal Reserve

No thanks. Fuck the kikes.

Why do americans fellate their armed forces? No one cares about how you sat in a base and did pushups for 6 years, mr 'veteran'

>I said I have aspurgers syndrome.
>I said
RETARD! Brotip for any potential enlistees, you pretend you have no medical history of any kind when you go to MEPS. If they can't see it in person or look it up in a police record, it doesn't exist. And they can't look at your health insurance records if you claim no such thing exists.

Id rather earn a comfortable wage then fight wars for jews. Why give up my free time when i can shoot at a range and workout to better myself?

>SLAP ON A UNIFORM AND FIGHT FOR ISRAEL, GOY!
Fuck you, OP!! Only military I'm ever serving in is a white nationalist militia when the collapse and chaos finally strikes in the West. I'm ready to fight the cultural marxist ZOG zombies! Me and all my brothers. Even the so called "Shield maidens" will be packing, so don't think our homes are fair game.

I'm joining the coast guard, way better than any other branch.

Cause you can kill people and not go to jail. Thanks Jews!

So do I but I lied to get into the Air Force. The regimentation is good for aspire but the socializing part sucks.

I joined in March, I ship out in December. Can't wait. My fellow poolees are some of the nicest people on the planet, always willing to lend a helping or encouraging hand.

It's called organized sports at a pre-teen/teen level, dumb fuck.

Did some gurkas gangbang your wife you lil faggot? Your country is cucked, good for you for keeping your flag though

we're all cucked mate

We must secure the existence of the Hebrew. And a future for Israeli children.

rotary engine

>Be a man and follow orders

Be a cuck you mean?
It's not enough to be a wage slave but you also have to die for others?

Those aren't Marines

For the love of god can someone give me more info on the girl on the right? Takes a special kind of bum to pull of panties like that. Fuck me.

>Be a man and follow orders

Men give orders, they don't take orders. The military is comprised of 90% beta as fuck retards who couldn't get a real job.

hi sacco

Whatever you say Gunny. First Sargent mad about how few suckers you're recruiting

Get ready for an absolute shit storm of fuckery boot.

go on. what you in af for?

I already did faggot, living that Post-Corps NEET life

wat was ur unit

Only a marine would suggest becoming cannon fodder as a career choice

fuck off Antifa shill, if you were truly one of us youd have the natsoc flag, not some shitty "fascist" flag

>post-corps NEET life

Yep, I'm living the ol' post-army NEET life

Truly the best

Joining the military is unethical for a lot of reasons.

Perhaps the biggest of which is that it violates the difference between renting and owning a person. If you sign up for the military; you're owned.

I don't like the idea of having a job that I am not free to quit if I decide that it's not for me.

I can't. I have Prinzmetal, I'm 99.9% sure this makes me ineligible to join

make braps great again

the types of people who join the military are generally retarded hicks. I can see you're a fucking jarhead yourself, your sense of entitlement and arrogance is disgusting user

What's the Marine Corps doing about all the corrupt pedos in our government?

What's the Marine Corps doing about all the antifa commie faggots running around assaulting ppl on our streets?

What did the Marine Corps do about the faggot who shot Scalise one of the few based congressmen?

Oh that's right, fucking nothing.

hey rob hows sammy

>JOIN THE FUCKING CORPS YOU FUCKING NEETS
Sorry but I'd rather collect a moderate amount of welfare as a NEET than waste hundreds of thousands of dollars a a welfare soldier since that's all soldiers are, welfare queens.

>it teaches you to be a man and follow orders
Pick one, men don't follow orders like sheep. Biff Tannen was the ultimate alpha male and he took orders from no one.

>Last time I checked ISIS is an Israeli puppet
U.S isn't fighting ISIS

>And for all you 88ers Adolf knew WWI was an unjust Jew war but he fought anyway, because that's what MEN FUCKING DO.
So real men fight for no reason at all, just to "fight". Pathetic

>The white man is the greatest warrior in the world, and you are just going to waste your life and sit behind your computer, bitching on the internet instead of picking up a rifle and fighting Muslim heretics? What the fuck is wrong with you fags? Do you even consider yourself a fucking man?
Soldiers don't do that anymore, they sit in the desert and look cute in their uniforms while mercenaries do all the work, just sit their and collect government gibs

>It will force you to get in shape, plus women love a guy who has a body count
Women are attracted to upper-class guys who went to Harvard and work at Wall-street. Not Cletus who signed up at the retard-corp. And if it forces you to get in shape why do soldiers have shitty bodies?

>Most marines are also pretty redpilled so you will be able to get along with them
Sorry but bitching about immigrants taken yer jobs isn't the redpill.

>pic related is how i see soldiers

Fuck off you marin recrooter and go eat some more crayons

This comment is probably the most convincing for joining the military so far.
Damn you're a faggot.

>implying when you join the marine corps death cult you won't become a better person

Getting fit and shooting is one thing, but becoming a marine makes you a man

>tfw marine recruiters go to Sup Forums for their new recruits
>tfw image includes sexy aryans and Trump sign + booty
>tfw Mad Dog Mattis is probably behind the whole operation

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>they sit in the desert and look cute in their uniforms while mercenaries do all the work,

what

Joining the military is one of the most socialist commie things you can do m8

>they sit in the desert and look cute in their uniforms while mercenaries get paid for the work,

>follow orders
not my cup of tea

>joining the american military in 2017

Fuck off. Also Marines are some of the stupidest fucks I've had to put up with.They also believe their own bullshit about being special warriors so much it's hilarious sometimes.

Im doing PLC, already train a lot for it, but any specifics other than pull ups, running, core, etc? Workout monday through friday then take it light saturday and do a complete break on sunday.

>FIGHTING FOR AIPAC

Join the army they said
Be a man they said

Well yeah, thats the army. And not only is that army, its just ROTC cadets. Granted, they will be officers, but whatever.

try the army I herd they will take almost anyone...

>marine corps
>white
Senpai it's so Hispanic in the Corps they don't even pay people for Spanish fluency

t. Marine Corps veteran

Got medically disqualified last week because of refractive lazy eye I didn't know I had. Fuck me.

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>being the front line soldier to a giant Israeli proxy army
Topkek,go ahead and throw your life away jarhead

>ipac
I knew they were jews...

Hmm, would a neet rather die for a jew or be fed by one?

Marines are the bottom feeders of all of the armed services. They're the least intelligent and frankly, when they come out of service (if they're lucky enough), they come out with PTSD and end up begging my ass for money at Wawa and shit. So fuck the USMC. Get a real goddamn job, welfare queens. They let fags and women in the Corps. Which is sickening.

This guy has the right idea

well im not a try hard manlet, or a spic, so i went into the army instead

[spoiler]i wouldn't recommend doing that these days either[/spoiler]

Soldiers do jack shit. The Pentagon pays mercenaries for any serious task since soldiers are too stupid and represent the government.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

>Calling me a NEET as if that's a bad thing
>Posting 2 ugly whores, one with dirty ass shoes and torn pants and a sloped face, the other with a huge nose granny panties and cellulite
>be a man and follow orders
>marines are redpilled
go back jarhead, you aren't wanted here

Can I join the coast guard as an immigrant? I want to go near Miami and score some latina ass

I wonder what an ass like that smells like.

Have you tried? I had an issue that they never picked up on at MEPS

Change that flag, bitch