breaking911.com
14 DEAD HAPPENING NYC
Luis Cruz
Easton Cox
how many times will he get away with it before his craving for death is satisfied. The absolute MadMan!
Noah Bailey
>eyewitness testimony claims the driver was a white male named Samuel Hyde
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Lucas Russell
this shit is getting old all of you kys
Luke Barnes
BAN ASSAULT SUVs!
by the digits...KEK WILLS IT!
Kayden Turner
does anyone even like sam hyde?
Austin Sanchez
I do
He's funny AF
Adam Green
Cool can someone please tell me how to change your flag
Josiah Morales
Noah Ortiz
>that comment
Henry Torres
oh lmao I'm stupid
Eli Lee
I like anyone who can trigger faggots.
Justin Bell
He's the hero that will save America.
Sebastian Campbell
>Photo source: Shmuli / Twitter
>Shmuli
Andrew Davis
in the options field you have to type :flag: and then the flag code
Nolan Lee
Someone stop this maniac already!
Henry Mitchell
does anyone know or care who he is?
Kevin Howard
yes
Adam Hernandez
Anthony Evans
Put me in the screen cap niggers
Oliver Jones
...
Chase Sullivan
...
Camden Miller
He's the epitome of /ourguy/
Michael Young
Most original comedy since Seinfeld. Get over yourself Louis CK
Jaxson Green
...
Andrew Phillips
this was found on the floor of the SUV. Always knew Sam was just an alias
Aaron Hall
Yeah he pisses off faggots
Matthew Torres
...
Carter Cooper
Was that last on drunk driving that they initially claimed?
John Morales
>picture: @Shmuli /Twitter
>@Shmuli
goddammit Sup Forums
Joseph Bennett
...
Kayden Reed
...
Jackson Bennett
i do, i love him. he's hilarious
Isaiah Barnes
Kek. "looking for Republicans" in Manhattan, sure
Luis Peterson
that comment at the bottom of the article is pretty great. which one of you fucks did it?
Josiah Harris
Me too.
Elijah Johnson
Yeah, the meme is dead. And we have killed it.
Owen Robinson
Yes he's hilarious. Too bad no WP S2. That trio is awesome.
Alexander Price
>At least one victim was taken to Bellevue Hospital in serious condition, FDNY says. Witnesses said five people were in the SUV.
WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU FAGGOTS TAKE SETH
Mason Thompson
...
Gabriel Stewart
Testing
Zachary Foster
you are fucking retarded
Jackson Richardson
tasting
Caleb Anderson
Nah man, I heard it was yeb
Xavier Reed
0/10
Samuel Murphy
No.
Ryan Williams
anybody else enjoy a nice cold Bang's root beer during happenings?
Thomas Sullivan
in limited quantities.
he reminds me of a good friend if said friend had turbo af ADHD
Luke Murphy
what a fag OP is. he has pics of tim heidecker, sam hyde, and a can of soda on his PC. what a failure.
Isaiah Hernandez
>Bang's
Are you fucking retarded?
Grayson Bailey
Sam is my waifu
Brandon Green
>Tom Byrd, Dothan Alabama
>that pic
great
Nathaniel Nelson
>doesn't know his barq is worse than his bang
Michael Green
Drinking soda is degenerate.
Jonathan Russell
my nigger
Jack Barnes
That pic is as old as the internet
Eli Bailey
>Bang's
It says Barq's retard
Brody Cruz
Thank you.
Adam Hill
faggots
Austin Evans
Sammy has been /ourguy/ all along
Colton Gray
Barq's?
Jason Hernandez
kys
Jacob Reed
No.
Charles is far superior.
Ryan Reyes
My sides
Xavier White
>mfw this shit is becoming a daily thing in the west
Cameron Jones
>not A&W from the tap in a frosted mug
Kill yourself, degenerate.
Eli King
No. His comedy is basically
>babbies first visit to Sup Forums
Jason Rogers
hmm it worked thanks!
Blake James
>Bang's
What did he mean by this?
James Davis
>Seinfeld
>Original
>Kike
Wrong forum, boyo.
Lincoln James
>le ebin sam hyde meme xD
Pure fucking cancer.
Alexander Murphy
>becoming
However cities are populated by liberals so I don't care
Lincoln Evans
Another incident? The squad must be getting busy...
Andrew Davis
Wouldnt you like to fuck George Costanza in the ass. Like you know he would cry.
Austin Harris
haha, the future of advertising
Owen Long
that dude was obviously trolling, you fell for the bait
Wyatt Bennett
...
James Gonzalez
...
David Roberts
You there!
I liked that!
Carson Murphy
Damn. Right at the heart of the (((beast))). You know what this is about, right? It's about that right-wing Congressman who got shot by a leftie. They hurt a right-winger, 100 lefties die. Civil War has begun. The only question is that are lefties ready for this kind of attrition damage.
Camden Jackson
...
Landon Flores
I love the flags, no more potato nigger!
Andrew Nguyen
fuck no.
sam hyde is a kike. he looks like a fat leon trotsky. all the other replies are proxies/vpns. no one likes his fat heeb ass or else his garbage show wouldn't have been canceled.
also, checked.
Leo Jackson
were the pedestrians republicans?
Easton Perez
white males.
Easton Barnes
Mick
Levi Perry
FFFFUUUUUUUUU-
Josiah White
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Jacob Jackson
I don't even know who the fuck he is.
Andrew Nguyen
white supremacy!
Ryder Jones
some Jew masquerading as white
Jeremiah Johnson
>hiring quotas
>lel you can't get jobs over illiterate illegals
What did he mean by this?
Carter Morales
Go to my computer double click on C drive. Right click on Windows folder and scroll down to delete. Hold power button for 15 seconds. Pick up tower and place in bathtub. Turn on water and use water paint to paint flag on tower. Plug back in and turn on internet.
Alexander Rogers
testing...
Jose Parker
Sam Hyde is a true Bruce
Nathan Nguyen
If they're Republican and live in Manhattan, they wouldn't be walking. It's more likely they're Democrats/Socialists/Communists/other leftie undesirable.
Logan Green
not a happening, onlookers said it was a woman driver with kids in the car who accelerated and lost control after trying to beat a red light
Easton Reed
>or speaking the language
Nice try Jewish CK. In FL and many parts of Commifornia you will not get that job unless you speak spic. Kinda sad it's a requirement in an English speaking country.
Jacob Torres
no
he's lazy and unfunny
He didn't even did anything worthwhile on HWNDU
lazy fuck, took him a week to get there
Hudson Sanchez
I've tried.
It didn't work.
What did I do wrong?
I used lukewarm water.