Girls who grow up in cities have their pubic hair grow before their breasts because they shower a lot
Girls who grow up in the fields have their breasts grow before their pubic hair because they pulverize flour
Girls who grow up rich have their right breast grow before the left breast because they wear dresses that hang from the right side
Girls who grow up poor have their left breast grow before the right breast because they carry buckets of water over it
Rabbis say: The right breast of girls grows before the left breast.
Rabbi Chanina says: This is completely untrue, except in regarding a neighboring girl whose right breast did grow before her left breast. However after some time the breasts evened out.
A priest who is eating part of the holy breads and sperm starts to drip out of his sexual organ should grab hold of it and squeeze it in order to stop the flow. It is permitted to use a thin rag for this purpose.
- Babylonian Talmud, Niddah Treaty, page 13/1
Hunter Cox
He who has sexual relationships with his daughter, if she is above two years of age, should not be punished
- Rambam, Torah Treaty, Paragraph 22 ruling 10
Hudson Wright
Girls must wear underwear under their dresses in order to avoid being raped by monkeys
- Yerushalaim Talmud, Megillah Treaty, Page 65/2
Nicholas Lee
How can one relieve himself sexually without masturbating (for medical reasons)? By putting warm loaves of bread under the penis
- Babylonian Talmud, Yebamoth Treaty, page 66/1
Jayden Diaz
One must not pass between two pigs, two snakes and two women. There are those who add two dogs.
- Babylonian Talmud, Pesachim Treaty, Page 43/1
Parker Nguyen
Before marrying, a husband should sit his engaged ontop of a barrel of wine and smell her breath. If her breath smells of alcohol she is not a virgin and he can break the engagement without paying her father the agreed upon contract.
- Babylonian Talmud, Niddah Treaty, Page 22/1
Brayden Perry
He who talks Torah subjects in front of an ignorant or a goy is like he raped his wife in front of him.
- Babylonian Talmud, Pesachim Treaty, page 59/2
Adrian Phillips
Anything which has, in its circumference, 3 tefachim, has one tefach in diameter (refering to pi as 3)
- Tractate Eruvin 14/1
Brody Evans
If a dead creeping thing is dropped by a raven into a bucket of water with a rim, all water drawn from that bucket is unclean until it's purified, but if there's no rim then only the bucket of water which the dead creeping thing was dropped into is unclean.
Babylonian Talmud, Niddah Treaty, page 12/1
Dominic Scott
I'm reading schlomo. Nice dump.
Nathan Thomas
Bumping
Kayden Rogers
Fuck your witchcraft religion
Camden Ward
oy vey
Lincoln Garcia
kek
Carter Ramirez
This is why Jesus was sent and the Jews resent him.
Brayden Gomez
thread is not being bumped to front page, I wonder (((why)))
Michael Perry
If I showed these to any Jew what would they say? I'm talking one that kvetches about Nazis everywhere.
Kayden Russell
>He who has sexual relationships with his daughter, if she is above two years of age, should not be punished >- Rambam, Torah Treaty, Paragraph 22 ruling 10
Thank you YHWH!
Dominic Perez
This is true. Father/daughter sex is good. Every man should do his daughter when she starts looking doable, around 2/3yo.
Evan Gomez
If they are a retarded American Jew they will tell you that you're lying and if you're smart enough to be able to find the source and show it to them, they will say that there is a "deeper meaning" or some shit
if you go to an orthodox jew in Bnei Brak he will not see absolutely anything wrong with these quotes
if you take it to a random Jew in Tel Aviv he will laugh and say that the Talmud is for retards
Gabriel Morgan
got any more?
Brayden Ross
wow i never knew other people did this!
I started with hotdog buns and now i've gradually worked my way up to various crusty breads
Soon i'm aiming for foccacia
Jason Brown
Are these Jewish secrets? Should you be scared for your life?
Dominic Jenkins
thanks for that insight, greatest ally
also why are you telling us this? how does this benefit (((you)))
Alexander Cook
Ostensibly because the Talmud is for retards.
Samuel Jackson
Not really, these are the ones I've written down so far. I like reading Talmud for fun and these quotes crack me up. I can remember a lot more but I don't have a precise source for them so I won't post them here
Brandon Thompson
How popular are these beliefs of anti-goy? Like how many Jews would privately admit this is cool: youtube.com/watch?v=gVZxyeTsI4s among other crazy shit we find?
If you ever meet a Jew wearing a black coat, they will agree with that. Bonus points if they are wearing a black hat.
Jews who dress normally don't give a fuck about muh religion especially in Israel. We have like 10 times more atheists per capita than the US
Lincoln Adams
Its' true actually. It strengthens the bonds and she will not grow up to be a turbo slut.
Ryan Bennett
origin of the bagel
Levi Reyes
Kek
Oliver Jenkins
>double integers Confirmed.
Robert Collins
What is the future of Jewry? I hear Israel is having some demographic and cultural issues between the atheist Israelis who just hate kebab, and the lazy religious ones who want to rule over everyone else?
Thomas Peterson
I have another one
R. Kahana once went in and hid under Rab's bed. He heard him chatting [with his wife] and joking and doing what he required. He said to him: One would think that Abba's mouth had never sipped the dish before! He said to him: Kahana, are you here? Go out, because it is rude. He replied: It is a matter of Torah, and I require to learn.
Berahot 62/1
Christian Scott
Soooo.. this applies to you then?
James Hall
((( שקרן, העתקת את זה מ (((דעת אמת
Nolan Young
How to catch a thief:
R. Elazar: Do the following. At the fourth hour of the day, see who is drinking wine in the store and dozing, and ask about him. i. If he is a Rabbi, he is tired because he rose early to learn; ii. If he is a worker, he rose early to work; iii. If he works at night, he is tired from working at night; iv. If none of these apply, he is a thief. Seize him!
Are you saying that kike rabbis have the same mindset as shitposters on Sup Forums?
Ethan Davis
[Onkelos Bar Kalonikus] called up Balaam from the dead. [Onkelos] asked: Who is honored in that world? [Balaam] replied: Israel. [Onkelos asked:] What about joining them? [Balaam] replied: (Deut. 23:7) "You shall not seek their peace or welfare all your days." [Onkelos] asked: What is your punishment? [Balaam answered]: In boiling semen. [Onkelos] called up Jesus from the dead. [Onkelos] asked: Who is honored in that world? [Jesus] replied: Israel. [Onkelos asked:] What about joining them? [Jesus] replied: Seek their good. Do not seek their bad. Whoever touches them is as if he touched the pupil of his eye. [Onkelos] asked: What is your punishment? [Jesus answered]: In boiling excrement. As the mast said: Whoever mocks the words of the sages in punished in boiling excrement.
Gittin 57/1
Benjamin Nelson
This is some strange, old timey, ancient sandnigger pagan shit
Brody Roberts
There was a certain town in the land of Israel the legitimacy of whose inhabitants was disputed, and Rabbi sent R. Romanos who conducted an inquiry and found in it the daughter of a proselyte who was under the age of three years and one day, and Rabbi declared her eligible to live with a priest. R. Joseph said: Come and hear! A maiden aged three years and a day may be acquired in marriage by coition and if her deceased husband’s brother cohabits with her, she becomes his.
Sanhedrin 55b
Jonathan Walker
This is my favorite. Jews are pretty funny.
Evan Lee
Exactly. And how will a girl know her daddy really loves her and thinks she's pretty if he won't even cum in her?
Somebody christpill me on what Jesus thought it Jews.
Ethan Butler
If my life ever deteriorates to the point that I start a thread like this, I will suck start a shotgun.
Elijah Myers
...
Ayden Davis
Fuvking Jew magic.
Anthony Walker
Why do rabbis have the authority to expand upon Torah with The Talmud?
Brayden Sanchez
Modern Judaism is basically a cult that follows Talmud, it has fuckall to do with the original Judaism
Cooper Price
They don't "expand upon Torah", they're literally comments about the torah. Mostly they're meant to help understand what is being said. Many interpretations are suggested. Those interpretations are discussed and argued. Torah study is serious business, basically the opposite of christian bible study.
in full English, 2000 old Jewish Talmudic rabbis discussing menstruation and female reproduction
Jason Sanchez
wtf does how you corss a stream if it's north flowing have to do with Torah? You're full of shit. It's stuff that's completely unrelated.
Zachary Scott
>Modern Judaism is basically a cult that follows Talmud, it has fuckall to do with the original Judaism This seems accurate.
William Jones
Go read the talmud yourself. It's actually pretty funny. Also obviously feel free to skip whatever your puny mind can't comprehend or doesn't care about.
Justin Flores
Always call people you interact with as goyims, it will come naturally
Connor Price
Because of (((you))) saged
Daniel Price
That literally had nothing to do with what we're discussing. Try to keep up.
Wyatt Campbell
You shouldn't drink and post, it makes you look retarded.
Jayden Wood
BAhaha
Jackson Nelson
umm, being jewish he liked judaism as far as we know.
