My 15 years old cousin is moving from Italy to Texas the next month. He's going to be living in my house.
I saw his pictures on Kikebook the other day. He seems soft as fuck, just like me when I was his age, but considering he is European he's probably a fucking Cuck piece of shit as well
I want to be a good cousin
What should I do to "Americanize" and redpill him?
>Take him to the Gym with me?
>Buy him a pistol?
>Give him an American name?
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suck his dick
he's going to get laid more than you ever will based on his accent alone.
best thing you can do is fuck off to your bedroom
>implying he's not about to man you up, or have you sleep wi' da fishes
Show him all the shit texans do for fun.
Wow, disrespecting family like that. Truly a piece of shit OP kys
What do you mean by "Give him an American name"?
Are you going to call him Jhon or something?
>What should I do to "Americanize" him
Kill yourself,, destroyer of culture.
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kys OP, looks like you tried too hard to fit in
get him some sprite bottles!
This
This is actually a good idea
I'm going to take him hiking, to the gun range, to the Gym.
I will take him to a good Texan BBQ restaurant.
I bet he is a good guy but with the wrong Eurocuck culture. Thank god I am American.
Yes
I refuse to call him by his wop name. His name is Antionio so I will call him Anthony
Kek
Gun range.
Drinking out to get a feel for the local population.
And a whole lot of other cool shit you do with your cousin.
Get him an Asian Girlfriend.
tell him how to make moonshine give him some hilbilly nickname and tell him how to shoot guns and shet
i laffed
By fucking him in the ass. Before he can man up, you have to teach him to take it like a man.
give him the full dose
And after that teach him how to fight and prepare
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Well, to make him human follow these steps:
>make sure he eats meat only.
>check under his bed to ensure he is not hiding any pasta or pizza.
>tie his arms behind his back so he stops talking with his hands.
>burn all his effeminate clothes.
What part of Texas? I'm Grapevine.
If that's him he'll be fine. He will be drowning in pussy.
gym is gay
shooting is ok
What am I a fuckin clown?
I'm here to fuckin amuse you?
Gym is gay.
Buy body armor and do burpee contests with eachother if you wanna show him real Murica skillz.
>My 15 years old cousin is moving from Italy to Texas
This alone will inevitably result in him manning quite a lot. You don't really need to do anything. The 32% Mexican and 12% black population will see that he grows up faster and becomes red pilled.
Which begs the question: why is he moving here? Does he think American culture is like a 90s pop music video?
Let's see a pic of him.
Dude, a lot of Europeans are alpha as fuck compared to sensitive little American faggots. This goes for Texans as well.
You think you need to help him, but when he comes of age he's going to have prettier women than you and a better paying job. Screen cap this because I'm right as fuck, you stupid hillbilly.
Well, if you build your workout routine around "aesthetics"(i.e i want to fuck) then you're gay.
Utility is what important.
So climbing, gymnastics and martial arts only acceptable gym classes.
Buying him a pistol is expensive, he needs to earn it.
Make him to outside chores often, a mans job is to maintain the outside of the house, the vehicles, and the appliances.
He will probably need to be taught these things, but that's ok.
Talk to him, be a good mentor.
>An army half the size of yours beats your ass up into pennsylvania
>Holocaust a bunch of yanks in a literal death camp in georgia
>Yanks send a bunch of "female spies" to confederate camps to fuck the shit out of the soldiers and oddly enough don't find out any intel
>Sherman's march to the sea turns into a pattern of us military strategy that ends up in the disasters in viet nam and iraq/afghanistan
>The only two states in the us that are getting more non hispanic white every year are south carolina and tennessee
Man I wish we could lose again
This is the only place you beat us, Russian.
It's impossible to convince an American that huge man tits are gay.
> Go to America
> Don't assimilate
Just like those refugees of peace
I don't really give a shit.
That pic is just good to troll hillbillies with, that's all.
Oh and don't forget:
>Yanks elected a nigger president
I don't care much either. I like to troll yankees on this board.
Teach him how not to rip the skin
Hog hunting. Splurge and get a helicopter ride.
I agree with this completely.
I haven't been in a gym in over 2 years and I just do prison style workouts at my house and still have strength approaching Super Human levels.
.t former Marine w/ MCMAP blackbelt and pushed my thin '5"11 frame to hold 210lbs of solid muscle at my peak power level
>so I will call him Anthony
Gay. Call him Tony.
Take him hunting.
Redpilled him on women. Being a foreigner, silly American bitches will get slip n slide wet the second he starts talking assuming he's not a total autist. He will inevitably waste his time of one these whores and wind up in prison for " rape" if you don't educate him.
This
watch anime with him, show him your waifu, get him a kekistan flag
Introduce him to American girls. Being Italian his game is going to be ten million times better than yours. Learn from him. Skip the gym crap unless he already goes there on his own. Italian gym culture is different than in the rest of the world too, they don't use oly equipment.
>Thinks I'm a Yank
Stupid hillbilly. How do you think I've come to know your kind so well?
Your european relative will most likely get more poontang than your obese american ass. Just watch and learn from the european
Can you give advice on such a routine?
>Tennessee
>becoming more non-Hispanic
Where the hell is this happening? South Knox and I never seem to stop seeing them.
Why are you calling him a cuck piece of shit? Stop being such a shitty family member and just show him how Americans live when he gets here. You should be a role model, and he doesn't need an American name, Just work out with him and show him how to shoot gats, how to fix your own vehicle, and other basic man shit. Don't be a douche, being Italian he's probably better with women than your faggot ass will ever be.
Well I achieved my SSJ form while in the military still when I had unlimited free nutrient dense food and plenty of spare time.
However I now walk around at 175lbs and what I mostly do is this:
>3 sets of 10-burpees with 40lb body armor
>3 sets of 20-incline pushups (w or w/o armor depending on mood)
>3 sets of 10-lunges (same)
>3 sets of 20-squats (same)
>4 sets of 5-handstand pushups
>3 sets of 100-jumprope (fuck wearing armor, my knees are already shitted)
>3 sets of 8-vertical jump (max effort, no armor)
Abs, maybe a 2 mile run at RUN pace, NOT jog a few times a week
I currently don't have a pullup bar but I try to do rows with something heavy around the house to keep back muscles in shape
$4500 his cousin and him could shoot full auto rifles at pigs for two hours.
Thoughts?
Show him Sup Forums.......
Yep
This guy needs help
OP likes incest
Is he autistic :'(
breddy gay
Get him to start lifting
Wrestle and box with him
Go hunting
Eat meat and drink beer
>girls like broken english
Lol
Give him a buzzcut and some normal plain clothes
>complexity = intelligence
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Ouch, best of luck to you m8. Good taste in Hawaii shirts though, but tell him to unbutton the top two buttons.
As for his treatment:
>get a haircut
>take him out hunting/shooting
>take him to the gym
>take him to somewhere where there's chicks he can pick up. US grills like European boys so use that to his advantage
please do not lewd the library assistants
thank you
This
And that
True, you do have a way of seducing black men
Basically everything in this video
I imagine he's not circumcised. Give us a peak.
The ability to transfer the complex into the simple is a great show of intellect and understanding
Have sex with him
>Americanize him
Have him speak in ebonics
Have him smoke and drink
Have him bow to cut dick toucan beaked Jews
>Give him an American name
Goyim #45585813
How'd you get such a qt cousin?
Tell that little faggot to start lifting weights. Fucking bean pole.
Keep telling yourself that.
What's the difference between sex and gender again? Oh right you guys have been confusing the entire world because your stupid language makes 15 words say the same thing.
Do nothing. He's tougher than you think.
Their culture isn't as easily offended as ours.
You should just have sex with him.
looks like a total faggot
unless he's from sweden or germany he's more tougher than any american, so no need to worry.
people here fight with fists and knives while you just shoot people.
>ayoo hol up gurl das sum fine ass
i think they won't have a problem with his cousin
>shooting at inanimate objects will make him a man
AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH
also
>antonio
bitches wet themselves at this foreign names.
imagine being called fucking Tony the tiger, lmao
looks like a fag but literally a teenage girls wet dream, hope he leaves any pussy for you.
He's my wet dream. I hope he leaves some boipussy for OP.
Kek wills it
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Show him how to linch
Complex languages have quick information rates.
I have to disagree with you on that one.
kek
>Amerisharts unironically consider themselves as uncucked despite being 54% white and interracial and cuck culture all stems from the US and is far more prevalent there
And English is not complex at all relative to many other europoor languages spoken in tard countries
>killing animals will make him le manly LOL xD
maybe also take babies' pacifiers away if the goal is to be as pathetic and cowardly as possible
Those aren't the same thing
That's pretty much what I'd pictured when you said 15 year old European.
>le 54 meme
Yes we are technically 54% white but races in America generally stick together so you have a shit load of niggers in big cities, spics all over the place in the desert, then cities full of whites in between with very tiny portions of poos and chinks in between. You Europeans forget how huge of a landmass America is. The only shitty thing is it affects elections because naturally hispanics and blacks vote for more left leaning policies.
Yup.
All of what you just said is also true for Europe, yet most European countries are around 90% white.
he's got the look that makes teen girls squirt all over the place, 2bh
That won't be the case of current immigration and birth rates continues.
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Drugs, alcohol, get him laid, make him fight someone.
He's gonna be fucking blonde chunky Texan bitches by the dozen. God speed Antonio you greasy fuck
Cut off his foreskin and sell it to a cosmetic company.