/cpd/ - CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - ICE CREAM TRUCK NOISE COMPLAINT EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

Evening, Roberts.

R E A L A D A M H O U R S

>garcia in a suzuki

Evening Robert

CHIRAQ WEATHER REPORT:

>80 degrees
>Clear skies
>Change of Thunderstorm before dawn

prime crime time weather

Go get em Officer Robert.

You know, I live in Chicago and always see these threads, give me the run down.

He took too many Benedril while "self medicating" for bipolar

>Need Female Officer
>Noose in the window

I'm not sure about this item but it looks like her neighbor is threatening her and put her nudes on the windows

Oh ok, a noose, not her nudes. Makes sense.

Couldn't have been a moose carrying a noose, no. That would have been a near perfect night.

natty natty bumpo

>kids in the park setting garbage cans on fire

>Kids lighting garbage cans on fire

Robert is your hero
male black is your enemy

Evening Roberts. 3 scoops for every Robert courtesy da Ice Cream Truck

We hear this shit so often and it just keeps bugging me. What do dindus and lefties have against basic sanitation?

Translation: He took too many benedryl to stop the heroin itch and nausea, which he used to self-medicate for depression

Have a bump good Roberts.

T-minus 60 minutes until Chimp hour.

>10 gang members drunk in a alley

Bumping, glad I found these comfy threads

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check your keys

>male in the water does not know how to swim

Cleanlyness is white culture.

Also, drowning nig.

must be from the Navy Boot camp

>male in the water that does not know how to swim

That's about to become 5-20 shots fired

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its been like 10 minutes if the nigga cant swim he dead by now

>still calling about the person that doesn't know how to swim

Call the meat wagon.

Just waiting for Robert to call about needing a body removal form

Two calls of shots fired in different locations

FISH OUTTA WATER

Free time

Those niglets are borderline if not feral. They're not doing it for heat it's 80 and humid.

Bless Robert

Is this still about the same guy that can't swim? Did I hear possible suicide?

>6-8 shots
>some say came from silver Uber car

Christ.

>shots fired
>Westbound
>Uber

Triple score for bingo players.

>gangbang and drive uber
>get paid to do drive-by

Smartest nigger on the block

>Druggie mom throwing 12 year out of the house

>Evening Roberts. 3 scoops for every Robert courtesy da Ice Cream Truck
Toot Toot
Male Black in the 500 S E L with a triple beam
You scream, I scream, but the fiends screaming for ice cream

> living in a white neighborhood in chicongo
> while niggers are having their daily radio death match
Great evening

you click link provided above .adjust music to police scanner volume to your liking then get COMFY and wait for real ADAMS hours.
>we use a lot of the Chiraq officers lingo .
>should be a link somewhere for that too.
Someone get this rookie a Bingo card. I only got my quick lunch break Tic Tac Toe board..

olie but goodie, no current but if you're not playing total blackout you'd probably hit one in a night

thats one newer, only a month or two old i think

>30 people fighting
>battery in progress
>another battery in progress

>15 yr old autistic

Just doing their weekly battle royale.

>autistic
>CSA flag

blah blah blah blah blah

>not respecting our southern brothers whilst we enjoy chimpouts

Shut your mouth.

lol.

>shut ur mouth

Shift Change

>Two Male blacks
>Hit and run

Alright let the nigging begin.

Opps got that wrong

>Two male blacks
>Bumped White Girls car
>Then got out and stole her car

Fucking animals. There is no proper discourse with them. So if you get into minor wreck with one you pretty much have to sit in your car until a cop arrives which will be never in Chimpcago.

Your chance to jump up to get down
I am your host Allen deck and this is... dread of night

Multiple robberies too many for the dispatchers

grabbed white girls car for a crime spree

Hello fellow Roberts. What's the happenings tonight?

30 person brawl followed a bunch of other batteries I couldn't count. Too many robberies for dispatch to count. Someone was in the water that couldn't swim, this came up several times over 20 minutes so we can assume they drown.

White girl was car jacked and seems the male blacks are using her car to commit many robberies now.

Fucking hell. I can't believe I missed that. I always get the slower hours....

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Who else is ready for the 4th of July edition? If I remember correctly last years was a bloodbath.

It was insane last year. I get out of work early the day before holidays so Ill be making a /CPD/ thread probably by 330pm July 3rd.

>Group of teenagers
>Driving around casing out houses and smoking weed

>Male Black
>Female Black
>Caught breaking into car

Where

>dindus trying to drag women into storm drains
>dindus getting torn apart by dogs in gang fights
>dindus being shot in both the groin and the buttocks
>human skulls being found in parks
>half the city getting set on fire

It was a hoot.

>making a special 3:30 thread on he 4th.
You do Gods work by spoiling us.

>unknown male stealing a van

>>some say came from silver Uber car
>AYY NIGGUH STOP
>AYY STOP NIGGUH
>HOL UP
>DAT NIGGA OWES ME SUMMIN
>POP POP POP NIGGA PAY UP
>AIGHT KEEP DRIVIN

>6 shots fired

>unknown
I think we can guess.

Checked, Vans ALWAYS mean trouble - hobos will be fucking in it within the hour

>Two females
>Fighting in front of baby

>all of these batteries in progress

It's fight night in Chimpcago.

How many of you Roberts don't live in Chicago but still enjoy /cpd/?

>fighting with mother
>intoxicated
>in front of child

lovely family reunion.

shit theres only 3 or 4 regular chicongoans i can think of, probably 99% of /cpd/ posters arent in chicago

>male and female fighting in an alley
>female screaming "Stop hitting me!"

used to live in chicago.
live in st louis now which is arguably worse (got robbed at gunpoint and my girlfriend's car stolen within a few months' time span)

Texas here, nightly /cpd/ listener since our nigs and Hiz Panics don't give us quality chimp outs. Theyd freak the fuck out if they got airdropped into Chicongo for a weekend

Some nights, most of us Roberts are from Texas. 214 Robert on this net.

Oh so he's not hitting her.

Did the dispatch just say that a guy HAD HIS EYE STOLEN and followed it to a location????

Tryna frame a niqqa, sheboon SJW

Live in south, but the corruption is the same here.

MALE BLACK

SHOT IN THE TESTICLE

Shot in the testicle

Bag of guns and a weave (?) found.

>Bag of guns and a weave (?) found.
its that demon weave
i wonder where chicago falls on the "tumble-weave" index

Thanks guys. As for me I am currently in Florida but I will be back in Poland where I currently live, hopefully /cpd/ will continue working for me over in Yurop.