Brit/pol/ - Papers edition

>PM orders public inquiry into tower fire
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40291227

>Two soldiers die after tank incident in Pembrokeshire
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-west-wales-40296544

>Brexit negotiations start on Monday
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40293260

>Sinn Fein accuses May of breaching Good Friday Agreement as she seeks deal with DUP for Ian Paisley's party to prop her up in power
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4606740/The-Queen-s-Speech-place-WEDNESDAY.html

>Lily Allen hits out over 'downplaying' of tragedy saying death toll "is closer to 150"
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4608984/Lily-Allen-accuses-media-downplaying-Grenfell-tragedy.html

>The empty homes of rich people in Kensington should be SEIZED to house Grenfell Tower residents made homeless by fire, says Jeremy Corbyn
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4607894/Homes-rich-Kensington-SEIZED-says-Corbyn.html

>William, Harry and Kate donate to emergency fund for victims as they urge others to give generously
dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4606822/William-Harry-Kate-donate-Grenfell-Tower-fund.html

>Boris Johnson under fire for telling Labour rival who complained about fire service cuts to "get stuffed" when he was London Mayor
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4608788/Boris-Johnson-told-rival-stuffed-fire-cuts.html

>Two charged over death of girl in bouncy castle incident
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jun/15/two-charged-over-death-of-summer-grant-in-essex-bouncy-castle-incident

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labour gtfo

>jewish papers

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I don't know who's goying who.

Tory Nazis are shaking in their boots

Rightly So needs to get a tattoo

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>Year 5777

I always wanted Democratic Socialism
>But not like this. Not like this.

hmm...

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>Don't want to work
I understand this on a certain level. I have always despised working for others, and that's why I'm now self employed.

>Starting a business is out of the question
Why? It's hard but I guarantee it's one of the best things a man can do. The feeling of self worth and self satisfaction is unrivalled.

Disappearing innawoods sounds good though. That's also possible. You can get a place and a bit of land in South America for that sort of money, but obviously it will be a huge culture shock and might be hard going.

Have you worked before? Have you got any decent qualifications? Are you opposed to contract work to build quick money?

THE FUCKING STATE OF THOSE BAPS.

Why not National?

Get yer Cox out!

go to church

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posting this again cause no one noticed last time

>mfw the ballad of Rightly So

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Wouldn't. Fucking gross

No humans have been confirmed dead yet have they?

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It must be hard when they're all called Mohammad.

>Not going to a Saxon church

>failed test 5 times
>nearly crashed multiple times on my test

Any tips to calm my nerves?

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>tfw brit/pol upholds our nations greatest virtues even among all the shitposting

Dave Chappelle in his recent specials commented on our generation becoming desensitized to tragic events due to understandable cynicism with a corrupt governance system, but also the detachment that sheer amounts of shocking info available and the frenetic pace of it all leaves us being overwhelmed by constant horrific Happenings.

I mean imagine the Vietnam War or the whole 70s with our info tech being available.

BLOODY THATCHER

Bet I can name them
>Mohammed al Jihad
>Jihad al Mohammedson
>Hussein Jihadiberg
>Laquisha al Berghadson

>people browsing /britpol/ right now actually voted corbyn
Explain yourselves.

I noticed and watched it all, very funny, I love WKUK stuff. This video is basically present day Sup Forums summed up I think, though I haven't been there for a while.
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Have a drink.

Corbyn wants to requisition vacant houses in london to give to the displaced refugees what a joke this guy would of fucked the UK over

Man up mate. Literally can't think of what else to say, driving is just piss easy.

>National
Yes but not
>Fascist.

Sorry Ozza Mozza

I can drive very well. Just not on my test.

Oh jesus if he gets off because of semantics i am going to neck myself

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Why is May such a robot autistic fridge that she can't even meet the residents.

I mean Sadiq went twice even though he got ripped.

>Why? It's hard but I guarantee it's one of the best things a man can do. The feeling of self worth and self satisfaction is unrivalled.

I've lived in London for 34 years. Enough said?

>Have you worked before? Have you got any decent qualifications? Are you opposed to contract work to build quick money?

I've worked for a long time. No decent qualifications. And yes I am opposed to doing any kind of work at all to get any kind of money. I might just buy a one way ticket to China and go to see the Zen masters deep in the mountains out there.

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I'm done here. That's it.

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Probably going to go back to the UK lads. How much doomsday prepping should I do?

Why not? Syndicalism and an exuberant native national spirit sounds pretty cosy to me

>people browsing /britpol/ right now actually voted

ftfy

Wait a minute, is he actually one of those anti-Zionist Jews?

It's just lego, innit. Wheel lego.

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Just stop being a pussy lad. It's literally just doing the same as you always do but with a different person in the car.

The Tories weren't doing enough to lower immigration. Immigration has actually continued to rise under Tory government.

So I voted for Labour instead.

Why?

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>tattoo on her foot

Unacceptable.

>tfw Amurrrica has safer building regs.

Everything Trevor Moore does is super likeable and funny, even when it's stupid as shit. And he can do more clever stuff easily. Real talent.

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No it isn't.

They're making a WKUK film iirc

and one called Butt!

You must have one large bag of rice and a month's worth of tins of beans, or one specific user will come and hunt you down.
So it's nerves then? Not sure, just accept that you have to deal with it and work on your social skills.

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> Implying this wasn't slum clearance.

Because people are disenfranchised
Native national spirit is fine
It's the denial of voting rights and political freedom to Adults, that I detest.

I oppose Communism for the same reason.

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>So I voted for Labour instead.
I unironically hope you die in your sleep tonight.

>they think he was a genuine remainer
Kek, the Corbynista Brexit delusion

She's still perfect.

>implying that I've never been against the capitalist scum that is the EU.

He threw the rod in and you still got hooked.

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1:15
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(audio on left only)

How does Brit/pol/ get to sleep? I'm not tired but need to be up tomorrow.

why does this thread have so many tripfags and why do you all allow it

>Aye.

We'll
>Rehouse them locally
With
>locally
meaning
>Peterborough

She looks pretty sometimes. But she's got a tattoo on her foot and I can't tolerate that.

Democracy is a mess though - over the last century, we've achieved literally nothing besides frittering away our hopes and dreams as a people.

(plus dictators are fine if I agree with what they do, pretty easy copout eh)

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it's been on and off for ages, I'd rather they just not bother than make something bad, it's fine left as a hidden gem

Britpol is incredible isolated from Outerpol. We've developed our own board culture in which a small number of tripfags is accepted.

Probably after a quick tug and then wash down

As much as I hate that the kind of people who were living in the building were living in the building, the fact is that safety was clearly an afterthought for the people in charge of the building.

We don't. They're a bit like the "refugees" and gyppos that plague our country.
Technically legal but not welcomed by anyone.

>a small number of tripfags is accepted.

If it were an obnoxiously large one then same but hers is small and tucked away.

Syria should do it.

Don't

continuing from the previous thread and line of thought that it was one big wicker man illuminati sacrifice,

does anyone remember the weird darkness and fire them for the closing ceremony of the london olympics? And more importantly the pagan prayer read out, written by the order of british druidry?

Heres the queen being inducted into druidry in wales
the former archbishop of canterbury, whilst being an utter cunt, was also inducted into druidry. srsly. google it

britpol is like a faggot version of pol that's why friend

>I might just buy a one way ticket to China and go to see the Zen masters deep in the mountains out there.

Do it then. You have the money, and that grants you the freedom. Your savings will go a fucking long way in China if you're sensible and you can hopefully find a way of life you're happy with.

>And yes I am opposed to doing any kind of work at all to get any kind of money.

Not sure there's any way out of this. You can work for accommodation and food, that's always available, but if you're literally unwilling to work then a life of bennies awaits you and I'm sure that's no fun after about a year.

Working for a living is natural. Obviously the most natural form is to hunt for a living, but that's clearly a near impossibility in current year, but I do think your money would buy you a smallhold in SEA or S America which would sustain you. It's got to be better than continuing to hate life in London or offing yourself.

Anyway, good luck pal.

Antipodeans browsing Brit/pol/ actually call for their motherland to not vote despite being the world's oldest continual modern democracy

It's too far away, don't be silly.

We've always been quite a pagan place.

Its been the story of this nation going right back to early Empire times, unfortunately.

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>we've achieved literally nothing besides frittering away our hopes and dreams as a people.

We have achieved alot post WW-2 but then the baby boomers never saw how shit things could be and decided they wanted to see what it would be like to fuck shit up good and proper.
>(plus dictators are fine if I agree with what they do, pretty easy copout eh)

Aye, it's always the case until they come after you or your senpai.

Agreed about Democracy being shite but the only change is the education and information we all receive. Open that up as we;ve seen with smartphones and the internet and you may, just may, be able to change things.

>Possibly not for the better but hey, at least Murdoch doesn't call the shots.

Just drop them off in the North Sea instead then.

That's exactly what it was. A large sacrifice to create an alchemist's stone.

MBPA!

I disagree with all of you for your inherent lack of compassion symbolised in my tasteless gif.