What the fuck is Dennis Rodman doing in North Korea?

What the fuck is Dennis Rodman doing in North Korea?

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Fucking pristine virginal nork pussy and/or ass (I'm not really sure if he's a fag or not).

kim is one of the richest men in the world, anyone would do it desu

Are we sure we're not living in some crazy alternate reality here? This headline reads like a parody, but this is actually real. A retired basketball player just gave a foreign dictator a bestselling book written by a businessman/reality tv star/WWE hall of famer (who also happens to be the current president of America)
How did we get here?

magic

Again? I swear that filthy nigger goes there every year.

He's the only person on the planet to personally know both Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un

Doing his job as the unofficial American ambassador to North Korea.

getting our hostages out

doing his fucking job.

He had nothing to do with that.

He's been there before a few years back.

>on the planet

I think he's kind of crazy going back this time with Trump threatening war.

I mean they just gave one of your citizens a lobotomy the day he went to prison (Doctors said his brain is missing segments in all regions)

I mean Kim hasn't even rushed out to meet Rodman this time or given him the red carpet treatment. Rodman could end up in the same position as that kid.

Kim knows he is a friend of Trump and what better way to get to Trump then by holding Rodman as a hostage or killing him.

kek smiles upon us

Trump is in the WWE hall of fame?

Who are those guys could anyone give me a quick rundown?

>he hasn't seen the movie
if you have (((Netflix))) you can watch it right now. Easily available online if not. Pop some popcorn, it gets weird.

Indeed he is.

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No one can complain about the Worm being an Ambassador to Best Korea, because The NIGGER O'bama used him for the same purpose, but BASED WORM isn't a nigger. He's a BASED BLACK MAN who is besties with Trump, not O'bama

The book was a gift to the finance minister, not Kim IIRC

Rodman is CIA or NSA or something crazy like that FORR SUREE

this is like his tenth trip he's made there and the reasons are always really weird.

I honestly believe he's part of some superhero group or real people.

Bogdanoffs from nebulon

unofficial political liason. Kim loves the guy. Tensions are heating up with NK launching shit every week. send in kim's favorite baskeball star to ease him up a bit

Best timeline.

Wasn't there a huge get a while back that said Rodman was gonna kill Kim?

how does he know Trump?

CIA did research on Kim and found out he was a fan. CIA approached the dress-wearing nigger freak to go on a mission to buddy-up to Kim and ask to release some of the rightfully imprisoned CIA agents. Anyone seriously think niggers even know where North Korea is on a map?

well the only person permanently on the planet

Trump knows essentially all the famous sports players

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>Person

Ambassador Rodman please. Part of the chess game.

Promoting the potcoin

The like to parade him around like clown, as a prime example of a successful American.
It's a propaganda notion on their part.
They're always glad to host Rodman.

North Korea uses him as a 'stereotypical american' to dehumanize us

KEK

Kim invites him, Rodman doesn't just show up of his own accord

Dennis Rodman was on the celebrity apprentice (Trump's show)

Tapping under aged gook ass

>mfw I sold my Potcoin back in December

Quickly runned down in MSPaint.

Rodman is a long time family friend of the Kim's. They wouldn't hurt him.

>Dennis Rodman
>U.S. Statesman

I didn't know mujahadeen watched wrastlin'. Neat.

You'd best get used to alternative realities, user. You're in one.

we get here when we put a meme like president.

Fuck.i was using pot as my base currency

>Implying

Would be cooler if Drew Carey wasn't in the same picture.