@TheLauralania search thread

For those uninformed twitter.com/ashleeeeean/status/875499496507035648?s=09

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She's hot, we better find her!

Imagine that she's just getting dicked and didn't come home and now the whole games community knows about it

has somebody looked into any investigation into serial killer working in the area?

bump

She is probably dead tbqh familiar

i hope they find her, so i could fuck her. I would fuck her, would you? I would fuck her right in the pussy.

wut

Burn the coal

I seen dis hoe! In a deep ass hoe!

Pay the toll

feed the troll

remember just get blacked out drunk! woot! white gurl wasted! xD

She be missin she head and shiet.

I hope dey find her, so we can kill her again and shiet.

I'm surprised nobody called the police yet.

She phone be with she head! Come and find it crackalacka.

Looks like police report was just filed

She hung out with the coal, no surprise she got the burn.

Rick rolled

Rollin fo she body location.

>0 trashcan
>1 dumpster
>2 river
>3 lake
>4 ocean
>5 woods
>6 shallow grave
>7 laying out in the open
>8 in the basement of e3
>9 in the trunk
>doubles separate trash bags

She be in da trunk nigga.

I looked up the Reddit thread since it actually has some intelligible information. Seems pretty clear she's been kidnapped or killed. Phone dead for 24 hours. People like this chick don't just go missing on their own or be completely out of everyone's reach for 24 hours+ without notification. RIP. Whoever did it will be caught with fairly high probability.

Gee I wonder who could be behind her missing?

Why should we care about her?

Headline reads "White beauty raped to death by pack of niggers" News at 11

She was axin fo it.

she makes $1000 a day playing video games because young white males are so fucking pathetic that the normalised version of """"""""""""""""""""""""""socializing"""""""""""""""""""""""""" these days merely equates to watching moderately attractive women play video games.

>Implying the msm would cover it.

Not anymo, cracka.

Being raped by a pack of wild niggers probably, what else to expect? Were they in a city?

how do you know this?

doesnt matter... theres hundreds of sluts ready to take her place and use the gullible white youth of today for donations

video games should be banned

someone posted pictures of it in one of the threads, she took photos with her phone

>raped
It's consensual coal burning

Sorry to rain on the hate parade.

she was found goys.

rofl! some master trolling.

Maybe some quiet assburger became obsessed with her and it ended in her death. Could be someone who watched her streams (or whatever it is these gamers do) but didn't give any clear warning signals or stalk her visibly, just built some kind of fantasy life in his head, then followed her from that event with his heart full of love, made an autistic move on her, she got spooked, autist was scared about the loss of control and just had to kill his 3d waifu. When he's found and charged with murder, people will say he was always polite and kind to everyone, no one can believe he would do something like it, etc.

Or it was the eternal negro.

we did it reddit

thank god. now...

youtube.com/watch?v=ddVQCZcRU3s

>i'm alive goys
>don't bother looking for me
>rofl

nope she was gettin jamald and just said she was at the casino.

she posted it all over her twitter

again fuck this whore and every other cuck that was looking for her

NYT probably would have printed that exact thing or pretty close to it 80 yrs ago. Miss those days goddamn

anybody else think they faked this shit for publicity?

>falling for my fake twitter account
She's actually dead lmao.

mkay shes found shut it down

>casino

Funny way to say 24 hour orgy.

Interesting.

The diligent Redditor had this in the timeline:
>More people who know her are very worried that she missed her panels. This is "out of character" for her.
I don't know what panels even mean in this context, but this doesn't sound like it was only about her phone but being a no-show.

Well, this little happening will teach her fans something. Then again, probably not.

so she scored some weiner that night?

>TFW a nigger dicked her so hard she is in a coma.
>TFW you realize if it was a black girl no one would give a shit.

she burned the coal

She is confirmed to have been getting split roast by Chad and Jamal while her boyfriend was trying to call her. The whole gambling this is just a cover story, she will likely claim rape in a couple days when her story falls apart.

The person who started the search just tweeted
>We don't have a confirmation of her safety. No contact with friends or family. Assumed possible hacker. Will confirm when I know.
twitter.com/ashleeeeean/status/875584938120069120

Someone posted pic related earlier. True or not, who knows.

>BBC is so strong that it puts white women in comas

What the fuck. How can we even compete with this bullshit?

Mystery solved.

her friends are saying this might be fake you triple retardo

>claims her phone died

Time to analyze her writing style.

There are 4 more tweets now of her saying she's fine.

Tyrone and Jamal probably roughed her up good.

It could be kidnappers

...

The only thing dead is my phone, you silly gooses! I'm fine. I love you guys.

Wow, that was difficult (not really)
I deserve some tendies after LOOKING AT THE TWITTER TAGS FOR 30 SECONDS

She doesn't actually name the casino, but she comes off as a complete thot so she just might not understand there's four casinos within a 10 mile radius of the convention center.

I can't imagine anyone being dumb enough to mention a location if they actually took her phone. But I wouldn't put anything past LA gang members

she posted a video, she's (((alive)))

Or it could be she doesn't want to talk to her friends and family because she has a hangover and she's not prepared to answer their questions before she can get her story straight.

thank you for your service

Wow its fucking nothing

twitter.com/TheLauralania/status/875589936501501952

Jesus Christ how horrifying

How did you like my hair? I spent like five minutes on it. That's why I was taking so long.

>The day the whole world realizes that you are a dumb whore

>roastie wanted to have some 'fun'
>goes of the grid for a bit so she doesn't have to deal with her beta orbiters
>WHERE IS SHE? SHE HASN'T POSTED A SINGLE TWEET IN 24 HOURS!

I was at the casino! Stop it you guys.

>posted video saying she's fine

Alright, fun's over guys.

What's a roastie?

I have a source saying that she participated in a gangbang at the casino. At least 5 guys, all niggers.

you're mom

Lel, refuses to contact her friends who've beent trying to reach her and instead posts a video looking rough. No explanation for why she skipped her scheduled events either.

Her fans want the video.

I was playing poker. Why do you guys have to be so disgusting.

It means BBC has been in and out of her pussy so much it's been shredded to the point it looks like an Arby's sandwich and smells only marginally better.

this. she's obviously banging jamal. now the beta bf must accept his responsibility in all this. she was just looking for love and attention

I am a licensed Human Behavior and Body Language reader for the US National Guard

I can confirm she is displaying erroneous signals of entrapment and fear. A person of that status would have a more professional phone/camera setup, so it seems like they have disabled her phone to stop tracking her location.

They have set her up to post on a "shitty phone", which I suspect is a burner pay-as-you-go dumb phone (possibly tied to a Bitcoin account), that is untrackable.

Everything I just said is also bologna...

wait those could be julian assnag 3d models.

Eeeew. I don't fuck niggers! I'm a good girl, I promise.

The image is blurry and the writing style is different.

>was at the casino

I agree we need to keep this investigation open.

Oh you got poked alright.

That's bullshit but I believe it

>9k followers

the fact that you made this thread shows you're a desperate, virgin, video game playing cucklet

>bails on E3
>misses Twitch panels
>is gone for 24 hours
>acts irritated people are looking for her
>still hasnt contacted her family or friends

what a bitch, holy shit.

America, why are you so cucked?

I think she might have bumped into some 'fans' at E3 who really sperged out and she had an existential crisis.

Twitch girls have creepier fans than girls who do cam sex.

She's behaving like a rape victim.

twitter.com/TheLauralania/status/875589114464043008

pack it boys, it was just a whore's night.

Literally who and why the fuck should I care?

she knows her comfy income stream from beta orbiters is toast because of one night being railed by BBC. toll well and truly paid

She's probably off her anxiety meds (because she's a white female American and she most definitely has a perscription for them) and went on a bender because she had a meltdown or something.