Kiwi/pol/ General - OECD Statistic Collapse Edition

Kiwi/pol/ General every night until Election Night

>Election Date - 99 Days Remaining
Saturday, 23 September 2017
>Register to Vote
elections.org.nz/voters/enrol-check-or-update-now

>Polls - Newshub Reid Research - 15 June
National - 47.4
Labour - 26.4
Greens - 12.5
NZ First - 9.4
Maori - 0.7
ACT - 0.9
United Future 0.3

>News
>Kiwis underpaid and overqualified
stuff.co.nz/business/industries/93706019/Kiwis-underpaid-and-overqualified-OECD-suggests-cures-for-NZs-productivity-problem

>After London tower fire, Government checks NZ buildings for cladding
stuff.co.nz/business/property/93754271/building-regulators-scramble-for-reassurance-after-london-tower-fire

>New Zealand split between looking to China or the UK for leadership due to Trump
stuff.co.nz/national/politics/93347474

>Cash-strapped District Health Boards are being made to hand back some of their funding
stuff.co.nz/national/politics/93754412/budget-blunder-at-ministry-of-health-sees-millions-clawed-back-from-dhbs

>Migrants coming into New Zealand at a faster rate of knots compared to other countries
stuff.co.nz/national/politics/93710597/migrants-coming-into-new-zealand-at-a-faster-rate-of-knots-compared-to-other-countries-figures

>Decision to deport blind girl, 5, labelled 'appalling' says Greens MP
stuff.co.nz/timaru-herald/news/93676787/call-for-policy-change-regarding-immigrants-with-health-issues

>K-Mart moving production from China to Indonesia for even cheaper goods.
stuff.co.nz/business/93656278/kmart-signals-hundreds-of-products-prices-to-fall-as-production-moves

>Woman who caused crash that killed friend caught driving while disqualified - again
stuff.co.nz/national/crime/93619308

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i.stuff.co.nz/national/93583589/unicef-report-wellbeing-of-kiwi-kids-languishes-behind-other-developed-countries
newshub.co.nz/home/politics/2017/06/academic-predicts-a-youth-yawn-in-new-zealand-election.html
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Soon your precious land will become another islamic caliphate! Convert or die infidel! My brothers and I will take your wives and daughters for our own!

Kiwis are pathetic, useless birds. Your national animal is a joke and soon we will destroy your shitty little country and put mosques on every corner

NEW ZEALAND IS GARBAGE

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We really need to stop all immigration for a period and kick people out, don't know how anybody can look at housing prices and not be alarmed. Sometimes it feels like everyone in this country is fucking high and just drifting along without taking notice.

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Why are there so many fucking Pozzies in this thread?

Jelly of the NZGI guess.

I go to NZ next month and hate flying. Landing at Wellington airport is a bone cruncher. Last time I went, the pilot said "we're going round again because of crosswinds". And the airport is half in the sea. Then the time difference. Exactly a day ahead. For fuck's sake don't build your airports in the fucking ocean. It's unnatural. And fix your clocks.

Fuck off and masturbate to Terri Irwin.
This is an NZ thread

>For fuck's sake don't build your airports in the fucking ocean. It's unnatural. And fix your clocks.

No room left in Wellington m8, and in the next couple of years they are extending it even further into the ocean.

>not enjoying a 'spirited' landing
bongs these days... where is your sense of adventure?

i.stuff.co.nz/national/93583589/unicef-report-wellbeing-of-kiwi-kids-languishes-behind-other-developed-countries

We are barely above America in child wellbeing now
What the fuck happened?

3 terms of National happened.

Anyone wanna say who theyre thinking of voting?
I'm gonna go Nats for my electorate, Central Chriatchurch usually goes to Labour and I think Nicky Wagner needs every vote to make sure it stays blue. Its gonna be close. Also party vote to NZF.
Less than 100 days til the election. Great to see the watermelon socialist mashup continue to languish.

A lot can happen in that time, as Mrs May knows, but its looking on track for a Nat's/NZF/Act and United Future coalition.

I'll probably go Labour for my electorate, its always been a labour stronghold. NZF as my party vote. I doubt we will see a NAT/NZF/ACT at all. Most likely a LAB/GRN/NZF alliance instead.

Why are people insistent on voting for the nats when they've proven time and again that their loyalty doesn't lie with New Zealand?

> unicef report
Stopped reading.

Any report, let me repeat, ANY AND EVERY REPORT that comes from the UN is bullshit put together to push an agenda. Unicef is one of the most left leaning biased arms of the useless organisation. Their major gig is shilling for refugee children ffs.
Also dig a little deeper you'll find much of the data they used is a mess, ita very difficult at the best of times to find anything comparable between nations. Everyone uses different points and markers.

Because muh economy, forgetting that our growth in GDP is because of a population increase.

Well said, this one is better compared to the OECD one which is basically globalist propaganda basically saying don't restrict foreign ownership, lower corporate tax rates, etc etc.

I kinda get why there's a small backlash brewing against the government. The housing and immigration issues are massive and need to be sorted. But I doubt there'll ever be a PM Little. Not while his party are so joined at the hip with the Greens. Also Winnie has said he'll never go into government with Labour if the Greens are part of the deal. If he renegs on that there would be a revolt amongst NZF's supporter base

Remind me.

If the results were

A 40%
B 20%
C 20%
D 20%

Could ABC form a govt. despite A getting 40?

The people who vote in large numbers are fatass baby boomers who feel comfortable because the hovel they bought in the 70s is now worth millions on paper so they can keep getting mortgages and feeling rich.

Fuck I meant BCD

No one wants Little as PM, but honestly, I'd rather have his face on TV rather than the permanent smug look from Bill. The issue with Winston is that both ways will cause a revolt in his supporter base, but since nothing is changing in the country, it will be less of a revolt compared to signing up with National.

Yes, but if BCD didn't work, technically A could govern in a minority government, until they failed a key vote like the budget and call an election.

Mosque went up in New Lynn. Not a word of concern or interest. The imam there is fresh from overseas, imported by pleading from the locals (all on benefit), that they must have authentic imam. Now he arrived and is on benefit also. Good on ya, kiwi for sucking kebab cock so willingly.
The only things of worth in the entire dual islands are the beaches, the surf, the family run eateries, the clear stars and the ABs.
Other than that, the entire nation is full of whites who have the most detestible form of small-mindedness, willing to bring down another successful legitimate business simply because they envy what he has that they do not.
Then there is she ranch roacher influx.
The mainland cockroaches have infected west auckland - tearing up parks, dumping their kitchen rubbish everywhere (cuz council bags cost $2.65), stealing fruit off other's trees, and living high off benefit while running off-the-books businesses. Stupid WINZ does not ever cross reference benefit recipients with business registration director/shareholders.
As a worthy immigrant, I used to love NZ, called it my home. Now, I detest it; full of men and women who don't give a fuck about you unless you belong to a special select group.
The maori are ok, and the other islander slackers are tolerable, yet half the country is on benefit and no one seems to give a rat's arse.

Yep, BCD could form government. But it would be a messy shit show and likely fall apart within a year. Been tried before in other countries, never works.

SEIG FUCKEN HEIL YA BUNDYS

>As a worthy immigrant

We didn't want you, we didn't ask you to come here. Everyone you meet secretly hates you. Just fuck off home.

>worthy
Are you a tow truck driver or a barista?

You're free to say that. We don't have hate speech down here. Its an american invention

gib orchard

>kiwis followed my advice
>started generals
i'm so genuinely happy for you all
may God bless and strengthen (You)
and may God save the Queen and all her subjects!

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you fukoff. I added to the GDP/
you subtract from the country's IQ
you're better off in Assie. fukin cunt.

bett'r yet kiwi cocksucker.
I'll stay and sponge off ur daddy's IRD contributions.
U? still attempting 2 find ur arse with both fingers.

Italian user from last nights thread, you lurking bro?
How long is your contract? You staying in the country when the job finishes?

>"A political scientist has predicted that for young people, the New Zealand 2017 election is going to be a bland affair if our politicians don't step up to the plate.

Bryce Edwards says New Zealand won't see the 'Jeremy Corbyn effect' in the 2017 election, because our politicians just aren't exciting enough."
newshub.co.nz/home/politics/2017/06/academic-predicts-a-youth-yawn-in-new-zealand-election.html

Eat cock and die.

celebratory oc gift

woops!
meant UUUU:

aaand..forgot to get rid of pink i used for filter but i saved as jpg so now theres no garn back
well fuck

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I finally talked my labour voting parents to vote NZFirst and the Labour came out with their new immigration policy. Fuck

Doesn't really matter, we need voters from National, not Labour this election.

harden up faggot it's not that bad

>tfw poo in loos, rice and fat feminists everywhere
>house prices sky high, wages low, no decent grills to start a family with
>just stay home, read, vidya and shitpost outside of work

desu maybe I'm the problem?

I was going to go NZF but Labours flush the poo policy swung me.

Auckland is fucked. but they're starting to come south now

its a trick, labour are just as globalist as every other NZ party except winnie. trading in mudslimes for poos is a step down the IQ ladder

problem is you're being yourself
you need to BECOME your self

KIWI IS OUR RIGHTFUL CLAY

Fuck off, the UK likes us more than you, Brother.