DIXIE GENERAL HUMID AND HOT AS FUCK MOSQUITO EDITION

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Welcome ITT: All those below the Mason Dixon line and honorary proxy states, polite and respectful non Southerners

Not Welcome: CarpetBaggers, disrespectful Yankees, California, pretentious Euros

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All Dixie States REPORT IN!

Arkansas standing by!

Real Southerners do not bitch about humidity, heat, or mosquitoes...

Bump with a FUCK THE SOUTHERN BAPTIST CONVENTION for passing a resolution condemning the alt-right.

If it weren't for the Alt-right, southern baptists wouldnt have a fucking culture anymore outside of drug addiction and closeted homosexuality.

>Real Southerners do not bitch about humidity, heat, or mosquitoes...
>bitch
I think you mistook my stating a fact of life down here for bitching.

>Real Southerners do not bitch about humidity, heat, or mosquitoes...
It's what we bitch about half the time.

NC airplane master race, reporting for duty!

Louisiana reporting in,sir.I will kindly ask you to get off my state.

Northern Louisiana is Arkansas Clay.

We will trade you your Katrina refugee niggers in exchange for the land.

God damn. So how are ya'll holding up. We're hot as balls. I just got done doing a map and compass course and the chiggers ate through my calves.

You got yourself a deal,son.

don't bitch as much.. but the bastards give me 50 bites in one hour im gonna say somethin

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I cant even take a piss out on the edge of the woods on my property without getting seed ticks crawling for my balls. It's some bullshit.

What would it take to get manufacturing to come to the south? Hiway infrastructure? Already have low wages and a more than willing work force.

Hey Charlanon! I see you are a Democrat. NC reporting in!

"I love the freedoms we got in this country, I appreciate your freedom to burn your flag if you want to, but I really appreciate my right to bear arms so I can shoot you if you try to burn mine!"- Johnny Cash

I love that man.

Reporting from a soon to be former southern state.

Remove the niggers.

Yeah the ticks are bad as shit this year. Hell I was pulling them off my dog in fucking January..

Same. What happens when we get shit for a winter and it never gets cold enough to kill 'em off.

NC here the south is great except too many niggers. Karma I guess bros.

Manufacturing jobs will never return to America. Learn a trade instead.

Louisiana right here with you.

inb4 ice in beer

Amazing cultural and historical background, keep your culture alive you guys should have won the world would have been a better place.

Hell that's how most people say hello during the summer.
South Alabama here.

Like what? Repairing things that are no longer manufactured in this country?

I reject this whole manufacturing will never return to the united states meme. It dosent return because we keep putting cucks in positions of power.

>Be Florida
>Go out back to take a piss
>Mosquitos thirsty for my bwc
>wave fire hose around to scare them away
>slip and make mess of pants
>one gets me
>contract hiv and hepatitis
>die a virgin
Sad regards, sad 'squitas. Fortunately, for whatever reason, insects are mostly repelled by me,unlike everyone else I know.

lmao do you even live down here you fucking yankee

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ATL beautiful here.
Sunny and bright until 3pm
Thunderstorm for an hour with loud thunder and huge lightning bolts
then cool night falls
Summer in the south can't beat it
Food is good too, pulled pork, fried chicken and biscuits, thick ribeyes, portabellos bigger than your hand marinated and grilled.
real butter on real grits

I'm actually from the Triangle, National Socialist Friend!

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Does the South in any way still practice their german heritage?

I'm actually really thinking about visiting Lousiana. I wanna eat pic related. Looks fucking amazing.

Southern states are objectively the worst states in America. Most blacks, obese as hell, chronic heart disease is as common as the heat and bugs you cant escape. Your mainstreets are full of Carls Jr and other shitty franchises. You people sound stupid as shit. Your "cuisine" is fucking gross.
>scrapple
Seriously had we known what youd turn into 150 years ago we shouldve let you have youre own damn country lmao.

It is.

My cousins grandmother didn't speak a lick of english, only German. (his fathers mother, not related to me.)

We used to have HUGE Octoberfest celebrations here.

crawfish is nigger tier
use them as bait for real food
literally bugs are all they have

Isnt it more french and thar doesnt seem like a german meal.

>Start friendly Southern thread
>The ETERNAL YANKEE cannot contain xer autistic screeching
Yankee, please leave - this here thread is sovereign, Southern territory. Go post in some bait or tranny thread with your ilk.

>tfw you've sat outside on the 4th of July soaked in sweat swatting mosquitos
>200lbs of crawfish, boiled potatoes, and corn have been dumped on the table infront of you
>three kegs of beer


That was a good summer.

I drink my beer before it gets warm...wut are you guys doing wrong? Do us Texans need to show y'all how to drink a damn beer too?

No like building things man. We build things in America. Most of the pipe I install is manufactured in Charlotte, actually. I just meant manufacturing on a large scale.

>pretentious Euros
You mean like the ones that helped you during the Civil war. lmao

>calls it scrapple and not liver mush
Fuck YOU yankee cuck. It is a layover from our Scottish ancestors.

>tfw your town used to have two fucking lumber mills
>tfw 2006 hits and they chain the gates and fire everyone on christmas day

Would love to see the lumber mills come back.

If I could pick any time and place to live I would pick Atlanta fall 2001 right as Adult Swim is starting to boom.

Insane. Invite me to one of that big-ass crawfish feasts and I will talk to his granny about the old Reich all day. What is her story like?

I'm northwestern german. We eat lots of fish and seafood but nothing amazing like this. The north sea is basically empty. Fish is freaking expensive these days.

Well to be honest with you I understand that but it's kind of like adapt or perish. Frankly I'd rather let China cut down all its trees and live in a polluted hell hole than us. We really should work on bringing agriculture back.

You guys could live a way better life up north, with friendlier, smarter and healthier people.

Just throwing that out there.

Louisiana is French and that's French Cajun food... But louisiana folk aren't pussies like Frenchies. I'm from Tennessee and mostly German American and I represent Deutschland by eating fancy mustards and Bavarian sauerkraut

Yee yee bo

they're called crawfish boils.we have em every easter.

I wish I could go back and talk to her but this was back in 1994 and I had never actually heard German in person before, so all I knew was that I had this old lady screaming at me haha.

I think she passed around 99/2000.

Says the Yankee, no one goes up north to retire just saying. The south is COZY

These threads are always just a circlejerk and massive butthurt over the civil war. Whats the point?

Florida master race reporting in

Dont know anyone who has gone to fucking alabama to retire

Did it once. Trash. Upstate was okay.
>smarter
>healthier
Deranged delusion. The north has no culture outside of DNC talking points and McDonald's.

>yuge lift
>axles and differential 1 foot off the ground
what did he mean by this?

You sound a little butthurt yank

Alabama actually has a considerable retirement community. Stay out of Florida.

yer postin in the wrong thread boy

The south only consists of Alabama, and the survey only consists of people you know. very logical

Butthurt about what? Having high HDI and being almost completely whit?
Answer my question

OH I WISH I WAS IN THE LAND OF COTTON

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Name something, anything the south has that the north doesnt already have that is infinitely better

tradition

You will never get a disease from a mosquito in the Southern United States. Only if you visit an exotic country will that happen, and you will deserve it for going there in the first place...

College Football.

food
football
females

Obligatory

>Yee yee bo

Rednecks are trash

If you really wanna represent Germania look into real german food:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grünkohlessen

Before you think: "Urgh, kale..." This is nothing like yank faggory kale food. Every region has their own recipes and it usually takes hours to get everything right.

fried food also

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Culture of Hardees and lifted trucks.

okay i agree

Your pro teams suck
Yeah ill have a fried, cholesterol sandwhich with country crock please
Trailer trash and obese

I love german dumplings.

Also fellow Florida master race. Feels good.

>Does the South in any way still practice their german heritage?

That's Louisianna Cajun cooking, and it IS fucking amazing...
If you're lookin' for redneck krauts, try Texas or North Carolina, thats where the lions share of krauts that came to the south went.

your right real southern bitch about niggers and sweet tea

Tennessean here, too. I lived in Germany for a year, studying abroad. Great experience, except for all the Turks and Muzzies. Anyway, my favorite food from you guys was schnitzel. I can't stand pork, but German potato salad is amazing. I'm also German/Dutch heritage.

Yes, though a lot of people don't really see it as German anymore. Still German influence, though. It has kind of blended into the greater culture in the south. If you know your German culture I'm sure you can see bits and pieces practiced by some peoples.

yeah Louisiana is French. If you want German culture, go to Pennsylvania, Indiana, or Wisconsin

Manners.

Also, there's typically sausage in a crawfish boil. That came from Germans in Louisiana. Not as much influence as the French of course, but it is still an important part of the culture.

Real Southerners don't support bullshit collectivist kraut ideologies.

>cost of living intensifies
No thanks

ILM reporting. Beach life is good.

Haha no. Fuck off with defeatism. People have been claiming that since the war ended.

Dignity.

This. The South sucks ass. If you are from the based north dont ever come here. Its nothing but niggers and meth trailers. its really just the worst dont come seriously

I lived in the north for the first 18 years of my life. The south has better weather, tradition, manners, outdoors activities, sports, women, and niggers.

Women. By far.

Threadly reminder for Louisiana anons to learn a bit of French and state history. It is important to preserve it or else it will be gone, and we will become a bland state like Illinois (crime included).
Other dixie states should do the same. Identify and preserve your state's culture, lads. The feds have been trying to stamp it out for a while now.

>he continues living in the double wide and eating shit tier food

What cities in Texas are worth visiting?

What state? What city? Swabian potato salad is vastly superior to northern potato salad. Instead of mayo they use beef stock so its kinda munchy and all around just fucking fantastic.

>shit tier food
Confirmed retard

>Women
nothing but coal burners down here in dixieland