GOD BLESS THE GODDAMN GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD

GOD BLESS THE GODDAMN GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.

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its from a satire website

doesn't mean it's not true.

>southern education

how's that Common Core coming along?

in every story there is a bit of truth.
he may not killed anyone, but sure as hell some strange things have been going on there, really makes you think....

because it spreads rumors of supposed fighting against its own ghastly spawn instead of aiding the legitimate syrian government?
your cunt a shit and a mongrel consumer is what you'll ever be

ARIBA

VIVA EL AMERICANO

propaganda, sage because while i'd like to believe it, i'm not a libshit and going to believe it when its obviously bs

we had to move from our apartment because of ghosts, no joke.

fuck outta here lgbtbbq

WHO YA GONNA CALL ISIS??

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Go back to /sg/ sandnigger lover

ghosts are real and im pretty sure they would be very dangerous with sniper rifles due to not breathing

says the mutt with fractions of nigger and sandnigger in its genes

>mfw they faked his death, turned him into a cyborg, and he's out in the Middle East killing ISIS

>GOD BLESS THE GODDAMN GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.

Maj. Hans-Peter Gruber has been killing ISIS people for a long time.

This is too good of a troll to let it die easily

>ISIS worried about ghosts

spooky

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Chris Kyle was an arrogant fag.

Godly sniping ability and a kebab-removal expert, but he was the Murica meme in human flesh.

Why are you still here? Don't you have a based sandnigger to worship?

That would be pretty badass if that was the case, chris kyle is one of histories best kebab removers for sure.

GULF OF TONKIN
MIND CONTROL
THANKS FOR YOUR SERVICE

Going Ghost works!

Plus Kyle has no butthole and has his boobs back!

how am i a troll.
i obviously don't believe in ghosts but some weird shit has been happening there, now try to tell me that it doesn't have anything to do with some american soldiers pride that is still roaming those areas.
how do you explain isis deaths while no confirmed kills recently have been reported.
fuck you you fucking spic/nigger.

Plot twist: Syria is the testbed for a new series of sniper drones.

>World's greatest soldier
>Shot at shooting range by his friend
Someone has a sense of humour.

Oh shit

Who killed ISIS generals and possibly main leader just recently?
Oh yeah, it was the russians

And people say Americans don't have culture. Through the veil of life and death and over vast oceans, the warrior ghosts of our sanctified dead shoot our enemies in the face with 50 cal rifles. Think I saw that on a tapestry at the American history museum.

Didn't he lie about everything

Do you even Jew?

>muricans are so desperate that they make movie after a redneck who killed some civilians

lmao here is an actual sniper

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I suspect they could also get much closer and hide in much smaller places.

>chris kyle
>liar

no proof so shove it up your ass commie scum.

stupid donkey poster

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Considering that faggot claimed he sniped looters from atop The super dome during Katrina, I wouldn't put it past him to claim shit like this.

In places, eg he reckoned he was sniping looters from a water tower in the katrina aftermath. The PMC he started (craft int) was also all over during the Boston bombing

>no proof he shot a carjacker
>no proof he shot looters during Katrina
>no proof he had ever even met Ventura
sons like a tryhard lying faggot to me

based user telling it like it is

the words spoken from the mouth of a true american are more worth than anything that will ever come out of a commie cucks mouth.
prove me he didn't do it and then start throing "b b but no proof" at me.

He definitely lied about having 2 silver stars.

>what is a silver star
the same as a dress to a women, nothing but a decoration.
the women is still pretty without the dress, just as a man is an american.

Look at this ass

>world's greatest soldier

Nigger, who the fuck is Audie Murphy.

I love how in his book thing he was talking about how he wasn't necessarily the best sniper in the world but as soon as he got in position people would always show up consistently

The Punisher Lives!

Drift into the abyss.
KEK

Kyle is a faggot. He wishes he could be as hard-core as Haya.

Bhahahaha Islamic brown turds BTFO by white manly ghosts!

>ISIS being taken out by ghosts
lel
Do we have werewolves too? Werewolves would be fun.

Häyhä you wnb mongoloid.

Absolutely based

A fucking donkey

i always thought a nazi-vampire would be a pretty cool idea

Is he from the ghost of america?

SOOOOAP

That does sound pretty cool.
I'm not very familiar with arab mythology, though. Do they have vampires in their myths?

kek

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>Mixing sniper fire to aircraft bombs

Who else but Muhammed?!

>A leading intelligence officer provided the following possible explanation for this belief: “Following the beheading of an individual for possessing a bootleg version of the ‘westerner movie,’ American Sniper, several ISIS commanders watched the confiscated film. About a month later, a couple of commanders were shot in the head while they made love to a donkey.

fucking kek

>donkey ass

Lel

Do burgers still pretend they aren't ISIS sponsors?

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