You are now aware that there is a computer in the White House with Minecraft and Runescape on it

You are now aware that there is a computer in the White House with Minecraft and Runescape on it.

I wonder if Barron knows how to get past Sad Panda yet.

And a lof of incest doujins

He plays RS? What's his name?

more like the SEXpert amirite ladies...

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I ALWAYS TELL MY SONS

NO DRUGS
NO AUTISM
NO VIDYA

Someone get him on the superior autism game.

you know hes called barron and people dont care

poor kid, he can't watch porn without the secret service internet monitors noticing it

I wonder if he likes /ss/

Incredible waste of time

he probably only plays bloodborne and neir automata.

>Implying Dorf Fort is not the superior autism simulator

and the Russian listening devices his father installed into his bedroom

I HAVE BREAKFAST EVERYMORNING AS A FAMILY
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL FAMILY, GREAT FAMILY
IT'S A GREAT, GREAT FAMILY
I'M REALLY PROUD OF MY FAMILY
BUT I ALWAYS HAVE TO ASK BARRON IF HE TOUCHED HIMSELF LAST NIGHT
HE'S, UH, VERY GOOD WITH THE CYBER
CYBER
SO IMPORTANT
BUT SO SOMETIMES I TWEET IT BECAUSE YOU KNOW AT THAT AGE AND MY FATHER ALWAYS TOLD ME
DONALD, TAKE OUT THE LUMPS

How exactly does one get pussy while living at the white house as a teenage boy? The secret service always cock blocking you. when you're trying to run game on some foreign prime ministers daughter the news media catches you smiling at her and immediately blows shit out if proportion speculating that you are somehow breaking international law with your awkward teenage flirting, so you have to testify before congress that you didn't give away any top secret documents to her and are made to admit live on C-SPAN that you've never even kissed a girl . Then you get blue balls from some hot conservative girl winking at you and flashing her panties under her skirt and making sexy faces and blow job motions to you while you were going through some airport or public event, and when you passed by and shook her hand she leans in whispering she is going to diddle her clit thinking about you tonight and how much she wants to suck your dick off, just to fuck with you. Then you try to look up some porn when you get home just to relieve the tension but you just know the CIA is monitoring and 3 other govornment agencies are watching you beat off. Then you finally break down and Jack off in the shower which sets off some fucking biohazard drain alarm and the entire place is on lock down until they can find the source of the specimen and you end up getting debriefed by the joint chiefs of staff about your masturbatory habits and how you almost created a national security issue with your dick. Then wikileaks leaks your search history showing you looked up penis enlargement techniques when it was actually just some click bait you'd accidentally clicked and TYT spends all next week talking about your supposed micro penis. So you end up squirming a little since you are so wound up and being judged constantly and now people are saying you look like a fucking mental patient and you start to think you'll never get any pussy.

He's probably on dwarf fortress levels now

Styx is in the White House?

sauce?

Then some foreign noble brings their family over and you start hanging out with their son for a few weeks during their stay because hes the only friend you've had in years at this god damned place the LGBT community starts making posters of you two laughing together and claims that Trumps son is a gay bottom and "there is nothing wrong with that". So uncle Pence has you sent to a "conversion therapy" camp where they electrocute the gay demon out of you night and day with car batteries, and they are pretty sure it resides somewhere in the vicinity of your ass.

A few months later you come back and finally feel like things are back to normal and some Swedish royalties niece is visiting and you two really hit it off and you have your first kiss but then she has to leave and you end up skyping all the time until one day she forgets to turn her Webcam off and you see Ahmed and four of his friends playing Swedish twister with the girl of your dreams and you blow a gasket and leak it online and soon Sweden is embroiled in scandal and you are made to go on C-SPAN in front of congress and basically admit you were cucked while some senator grills you about if you prefer taking it in the ass or in the mouth.

By this time you are 14 and still haven't gotten any pussy and your dad always gives you this (son I am disappoint) look and tells you to just stay home while he's out campaigning for his second term because he can't be seen to support your sort of degenerate behavior.

So you sit at home browsing Sup Forums desperately trying to defend yourself against these wild accusations and wish people would be more fucking understanding of the pressure you are under but there are nothing but aussie shit posters responding to your posts with memes of you getting butt fucked by Marco and bernie.

7/10 needs more rice.

...

It is incredible, and what in life isn't a "waste of time"?

What game?

factorio
its really good

ahem

gud game

>that absolute "my dad works for nintendo" posture
>his dad is actually the president
Was "that kid" actually telling the truth?

>crime

Well that's pretty racist. We just call them niggers around here user.

Think how fucked up this must be for him though.

>clearly awkward for whatever reason
>dad was internationally famous billionaire
>at least you get to live in the castle and go to private school
>suddenly now dad's the fuckin president
>most hated man in the world
>can't even walk across the lawn without the internet making fun of you

This kid looks like he needa a good ol fashion beat down spoiled little beta bitch

He's a big boy

We are with you, always.

bump

for you

that posture looks oddly familiar

Fuck did he touch the globe too?!

IS HE RETARDED
>YES
OR
>NO
?

Do you think he has discovered porn yet?

He's very good with the cyber

he will be more successful then all of us combined

>what does it mean

DAY OF THE RAKE
YES

RARE

>yfw US federal deficit increases to 1 trillion because barron got daddy to use all of the treasury's reserves to buy 200m construction xp with bonds

>entering "Anonymous" into the name field
Nice autism

He already has 200m all stats, but Jagex doesn't put him on the hi scores out of fairness to others

fuck off mike

Whats his end game?

We must welcome him

I'm sorry Barron :(

How do we contact him and get him to come to Sup Forums?

nope
pretty sure there's a playstaion though
with mgs, souls, and mortal kombat

Do you think he's seen the pictures of his mother naked yet?

Has his autism been officially diagnosed yet?