What's happening in the President Bernie timeline?

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Every married man has to be cucked by a Muslim and take care of the offspring.

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USA has been invaded by the Chinese-Canadian Alliance after Sanders defunded the militairy.

i bet there's not a wall being built and people still use Obamacare

Free healthcare for all, stronger gun laws, and true equality has been achieved.

He's sending weapons to Venezuela to kill the poor

More money for Israel.

Not that there's anything wrong with that but...

World Proxy Wars 3 since he'd be a globalist puppet.

Quite simply, happiness :^)

USA probably in ruins

Who cares?

war

happiness index is definitely up

>president bernie

He's being dragged away in cuffs because he literally was a Russian spy.

Government has multiplied in size 10X fold, new laws and regulations, more people unable to attain the American dream, more people relying on the state, population has become 3% weaker and softer, they continue to add more laws regulations hiring more administrators more red tape, almost there user just few more restrictions too utopia!

>ban semi-auto weapons
wtf Bernie

What is the likelihood that a Bernie victory against Trump would have resulted in a Dem House and Senate?

>close the gunshot loophole
This does not exist, buzzword
>make "straw man" purchases a felony
These are already felonies

fuck this asshole. I'm going to throw a party when he kicks the fucking bucket.

Sorry, forgot to change my shill flag

Israel is no more

ein volk, ein reich, ein bern

100%

CIA forced him into war with Russia over Syria.
Deep state manipulates him and keeps doing their Obama agenda
Congress injects a bunch of tax loop holes for the wealthy and lobbyist sponsored regulations into his healthcare, tax, and infrastructure plans.

Hopefully the economy does well under Trump. I don't want some socialist in 4 to 8 years talking about how he's gonna give America a 'New Deal'. One time for that nonsense is more than enough

Bill Clinton's wife did us a favor by jewing the jew. Seriously fuck that old kike faggot.

Wars for Israel against Syria, Russia, etc.
Failing economy

You know, the usual.

Everything blocked by the Republican House and Senate but a lot of SJW shit will pass cause politicians don't care.

If you thought you hate Social Justice before, you would drown in it on the Bernie timeline.

the last rolls of toiletpaper were just sold in the US

people are realizing that when he said he was going to put a tax on wall street speculations what he really meant was that he was essentially adding a tax to everyone's 401k

Sanders is the least pro Israel candidate. He was the only candidate not to attend AIPAC and swear his loyalty to Israel, and he doesn't praise Israel

2017 in the Bernie timeline
>sitting on my government-approved(tm) plastic diversity chair that cost me half my nonexistent paycheck
>waiting for the nightly news channel/propaganda broadcast to come on
>coincidentally also the only channel that the TV picks up
>i hear a knock on my door
>it's the local commissar
>he tells me Comrade Sanders has gloriously raised the minimum wage again to $700 an hour
>asks me for my white privilege tax
>i have no money so i have to extract my children's kidneys and sell them on the black market
>commissar overhears me calling it a "black market" and places me under arrest for violating the Racial Sensitivity Clause of the 48th Amendment
>have to go to the work camps now
>transport truck carrying all the prisoners breaks down on the way there
>officer in charge demands that i pay the repairs for the truck under the Privilege act because i have the whitest skin
>tell him i have no money for such a thing
>i get placed under arrest again for violating the Universal Income Act
>end up having to sell my body to pay for the truck breaking down
>i get AIDS from doing this, but it's okay because i'm covered under the Berniecare (tm) plan for only $925/min
>go to the doctor's office
>he informs me political prisoners aren't covered by Berniecare and I shouldn't have had it in the first place
>get arrested again

He told Bibi to fuck off and that Saudis can solve the Isis problem and financial bankers would pay their share but whatever.

Bernie 2017 timeline
>Top 1% leave nation within the first weeks of his taking office. They take 90% of the nations wealth with them
>Next top 1% leave within the following month. Taking 90% of the remaining nations wealth with them
>Bernie realizes that as a wealthy man with 3 houses in closed neighborhoods he is now the 1% he claims to hate. He now realizes he must "pay his fair share"
>Two weeks later he leaves the nation taking all of his wealth with him.

>ban semi automatic assault weapons which are designed strictly for killing human beings

No shit fuckhead. Do you even Constitution Senatorfag? Its there as a default mechanism to give the citizens a recourse to assholes like you that were voted in by other assholes who live in a fantasy handout land. VT is hopeless.

we're all fucking little boys.

p good. fell apart a bit at the AIDS bit, but solid overall

needed a sinker at the end though.

>FUACK DIS SYSTUM SHITS BROKE NIGGUH