/CPD/ Thread: Reports of Fireworks and Fighting

BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???

ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve. MALE BLACK is his nemesis, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
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>>CPD Dispatch Stream with musc:
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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
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>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
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crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
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>>Police Codes:
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>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
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Bump for Friday night

Evening, Roberts.

>Wife hit Husband with baseball bat

82 degrees in Chicago atm
shits gonna get real brutal real fast

It's 83F in Chicago.


Shit's probably going to get real tonight lads, Get a drink and get comfy

Think there will be Philando Castile related chimpouts?

People are fighting in the rear

Most likely.


More black on white violence then usual probably.

I would hate to live in Chicongo as a white man

Not if Soros doesn't pay

>Male Black walking around with a gun

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Chicagoan here. Evenin' Roberts

Have a bump,. Roberts.

>You need backup for this one
>Alarm at OfficeMax going off

evening Roberts... getting comfy

>children on the roof of the abandoned building

Robert!!

That's because It's a woman cop

What tickets sales is this woman talking about

>unknown male spraying a chemical in the hallway
>it's burning her skin

GOT AN EMERGENCY

Dispatcher is freaking out

oven cleaner? or saddam hussein?

>Is Officer Butler ok?

Robert better be ok

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Shift Change

Now it gets good

CPD = BEST PD
>btw who ready for chimpmas?

>there's a lot of debris and a lot of oil

Special episode tonight, roberts, from your friends over in St. Paul:
pscp.tv/w/1ZkJzyrkXrLGv
youtube.com/watch?v=ANj8yaXryPI

Scanner here:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13544/web

any good chimpenings over there so far?

soon, riots expected within the hour

>Male Black
>Threatening people at a McDonalds

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>male his panic possibly drunk or high at the dunkin donuts

Watch for when/if the whites leave the group. Until that happens they're just going to be boring. Do you think it's too late to call Ben Garrison?

>Gangbangers shooting fireworks at people

>male black age 10-12 walking around selling candy, caller thinks someone may have knocked him down and stolen his candy

Evening Roberts just got here

What did I miss?

Any mass chimp outs yet?

>gunshot wounds to the hand, arm, back and sternum
>serious condition

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>several kids on top of school's roof setting off fireworks

> reports of a 10 year old black boy coming in, he's been pushed over and some of his candy taken

I thought this was Chicago was a rough place?

>employee is refusing to leave, throwing bottles at caller's car

Employee has to be
>Black Male

>intoxicated male drove into yard, now the husband is holding him to prevent him from leaving

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>male black
>employed

Think about what you just said, user. It's probably a beaner.

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this guy knows how to live

>aggressive pit bull running loose, male his panic is the owner

>male black trying to fight security at a movie theater

>Two male blacks detained at Movie Theater
>One trying to fight security

>40 people on rooftop refusing to leave

40 ppl on roof top ppl not going home .....missing person...

WE INTERRUPT YOUR REGULAR ROBERTS FOR DINDUS MARCHING ON FREEWAY
livestream.com/unicornriot/yanezverdict

Its Minnesota, they will not be removed

>friday night chicongo coonery and BLM chimpout on at the same time

We have reached maixmum comfy.

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>people deliberately stopping up the freeway/infrastructure in defense of muh feelings

RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
RUN THEM THE FUCK OVER DONT STOP FUCK THESE INCONSIDERATE CUNTS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS

> we have reach max level of coonery extremely comfy

Need to gas them on the highway again

>female white standing in the alley smoking crack

>no one is laying on the horn and rolling through
fucking enablers

>SEVEN
>SEVEN SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

>white male and female smoking crack in an allyway

Fake news.

There's never a muslim with a truck when you need one.

>something on fire in the alley
>lots of calls about it

>get home
>check Sup Forums
>see minneapolis chimpout live thread
>see /cpd/ thread
>choose /cpd/

Good to be home, Robert.

> CPD BEST PD
they have mike pence on the live feed now boring

>THANK YOU FOR YOUR HARD WORK!

polite dispatch!

Spics with pipes tonight

Watch out Robert

show them you're pissed; go play on the freeway

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Woman shot up?

Did I hear that right

window shot up

>male hispanic displayed a weapon and shot at them

>gail says she tried to kill herself several times

Isn't that a job for the suicide hotline and not the police?

Fire is lazy

cpd emotional rollercoaster

>update in st. paul
Nogs currently lined up against riot police
livestream.com/unicornriot/yanezverdict

>traffic stop on the way to DOA

busy fucking night

>group of 15 drinking and being disruptive
>male overdosed, receiving CPR

I do appreciate the updates, user. You are allowing me to stay up to date while max comfy

Who's Robert?

>shots fired on 1st floor

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Every Chicago cop is called Robert to hide their real names

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>three kids broke into a bank
>not the ATM vestibule

>St. Paul update
Unlawful Assembly has been called, orders to disperse have been given. T-Minus 5 minutes to disperse
livestream.com/unicornriot/yanezverdict

>Male black
>Threw pregnant woman down the stairs

towin the cars from the festival

ADHA?

>habitual missing
>asthma
>ADHD
>depression
>on prozac

I work in the ghetto in Detroit unfortunately and I have a job where I get to interact with all the high level drug dealers (I work at a jewelry store) so I've learned a lot from the niggers.


Apparently fireworks cover up gunfire well so around holidays like the 4th, new year. ect..drug dealers will put their contracts out on other drug dealers and other gang members so the gunfire goes unnoticed.

>a barking dog

Thank god. Tear gas and flash grenades imminent.

you forgot
>two suicide attempts

>belmont&sheffeild Hit & run

>12 year old selling candy on the street

LOCK HIS ASS UP

>male black 10 or 12 selling candy @ grand & state