BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve. MALE BLACK is his nemesis, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
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June 16, 2017 - 11:57
>Wife hit Husband with baseball bat
June 16, 2017 - 12:11
82 degrees in Chicago atm shits gonna get real brutal real fast
June 16, 2017 - 12:12
It's 83F in Chicago.
Shit's probably going to get real tonight lads, Get a drink and get comfy
June 16, 2017 - 12:13
Think there will be Philando Castile related chimpouts?
June 16, 2017 - 12:15
People are fighting in the rear
June 16, 2017 - 12:16
Most likely.
More black on white violence then usual probably.
I would hate to live in Chicongo as a white man
June 16, 2017 - 12:17
>Male Black walking around with a gun
June 16, 2017 - 12:18
Chicagoan here. Evenin' Roberts
June 16, 2017 - 12:26
>You need backup for this one >Alarm at OfficeMax going off
June 16, 2017 - 12:33
evening Roberts... getting comfy
June 16, 2017 - 12:34
>children on the roof of the abandoned building
June 16, 2017 - 12:35
That's because It's a woman cop
June 16, 2017 - 12:40
What tickets sales is this woman talking about
June 16, 2017 - 12:41
>unknown male spraying a chemical in the hallway >it's burning her skin
June 16, 2017 - 12:42
GOT AN EMERGENCY
Dispatcher is freaking out
June 16, 2017 - 12:43
oven cleaner? or saddam hussein?
June 16, 2017 - 12:44
CPD = BEST PD >btw who ready for chimpmas?
June 16, 2017 - 12:52
>there's a lot of debris and a lot of oil
June 16, 2017 - 12:52
any good chimpenings over there so far?
June 16, 2017 - 12:56
soon, riots expected within the hour
June 16, 2017 - 12:57
>Male Black >Threatening people at a McDonalds
June 16, 2017 - 13:01
>male his panic possibly drunk or high at the dunkin donuts
June 16, 2017 - 13:03
Watch for when/if the whites leave the group. Until that happens they're just going to be boring. Do you think it's too late to call Ben Garrison?
June 16, 2017 - 13:04
>Gangbangers shooting fireworks at people
June 16, 2017 - 13:04
>male black age 10-12 walking around selling candy, caller thinks someone may have knocked him down and stolen his candy
June 16, 2017 - 13:05
Evening Roberts just got here
What did I miss?
Any mass chimp outs yet?
June 16, 2017 - 13:08
>gunshot wounds to the hand, arm, back and sternum >serious condition
June 16, 2017 - 13:09
>several kids on top of school's roof setting off fireworks
June 16, 2017 - 13:11
> reports of a 10 year old black boy coming in, he's been pushed over and some of his candy taken
I thought this was Chicago was a rough place?
June 16, 2017 - 13:13
>employee is refusing to leave, throwing bottles at caller's car
June 16, 2017 - 13:17
Employee has to be >Black Male
June 16, 2017 - 13:18
>intoxicated male drove into yard, now the husband is holding him to prevent him from leaving
June 16, 2017 - 13:18
>male black >employed
Think about what you just said, user. It's probably a beaner.
June 16, 2017 - 13:19
this guy knows how to live
June 16, 2017 - 13:19
>aggressive pit bull running loose, male his panic is the owner
June 16, 2017 - 13:20
>male black trying to fight security at a movie theater
June 16, 2017 - 13:21
>Two male blacks detained at Movie Theater >One trying to fight security
June 16, 2017 - 13:22
>40 people on rooftop refusing to leave
June 16, 2017 - 13:24
40 ppl on roof top ppl not going home .....missing person...
June 16, 2017 - 13:25
WE INTERRUPT YOUR REGULAR ROBERTS FOR DINDUS MARCHING ON FREEWAYlivestream.com /unicornriot /yanezverdict
June 16, 2017 - 13:25
Its Minnesota, they will not be removed
June 16, 2017 - 13:28
>friday night chicongo coonery and BLM chimpout on at the same time
We have reached maixmum comfy.
June 16, 2017 - 13:28
>people deliberately stopping up the freeway/infrastructure in defense of muh feelings
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RUN THEM THE FUCK OVER DONT STOP FUCK THESE INCONSIDERATE CUNTS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS
June 16, 2017 - 13:32
> we have reach max level of coonery extremely comfy
June 16, 2017 - 13:33
Need to gas them on the highway again
June 16, 2017 - 13:34
>female white standing in the alley smoking crack
June 16, 2017 - 13:38
>no one is laying on the horn and rolling through fucking enablers
June 16, 2017 - 13:38
>SEVEN >SEVEN SHOTS FIRED >AH AH AH
June 16, 2017 - 13:39
>white male and female smoking crack in an allyway
Fake news.
June 16, 2017 - 13:42
There's never a muslim with a truck when you need one.
>something on fire in the alley >lots of calls about it
June 16, 2017 - 13:42
>get home >check Sup Forums >see minneapolis chimpout live thread >see /cpd/ thread >choose /cpd/
Good to be home, Robert.
June 16, 2017 - 13:43
> CPD BEST PD they have mike pence on the live feed now boring
June 16, 2017 - 13:45
>THANK YOU FOR YOUR HARD WORK!
polite dispatch!
June 16, 2017 - 13:46
show them you're pissed; go play on the freeway
June 16, 2017 - 13:48
>male hispanic displayed a weapon and shot at them
June 16, 2017 - 13:51
>gail says she tried to kill herself several times
June 16, 2017 - 13:54
Isn't that a job for the suicide hotline and not the police?
June 16, 2017 - 13:55
cpd emotional rollercoaster
June 16, 2017 - 13:57
>update in st. paul Nogs currently lined up against riot policelivestream.com /unicornriot /yanezverdict
June 16, 2017 - 13:58
>traffic stop on the way to DOA
busy fucking night
June 16, 2017 - 13:58
>group of 15 drinking and being disruptive >male overdosed, receiving CPR
June 16, 2017 - 13:58
I do appreciate the updates, user. You are allowing me to stay up to date while max comfy
June 16, 2017 - 13:59
>shots fired on 1st floor
June 16, 2017 - 13:59
Every Chicago cop is called Robert to hide their real names
June 16, 2017 - 14:01
>three kids broke into a bank >not the ATM vestibule
June 16, 2017 - 14:06
>St. Paul update Unlawful Assembly has been called, orders to disperse have been given. T-Minus 5 minutes to disperselivestream.com /unicornriot /yanezverdict
June 16, 2017 - 14:06
>Male black >Threw pregnant woman down the stairs
June 16, 2017 - 14:07
towin the cars from the festival
June 16, 2017 - 14:08
>habitual missing >asthma >ADHD >depression >on prozac
June 16, 2017 - 14:09
I work in the ghetto in Detroit unfortunately and I have a job where I get to interact with all the high level drug dealers (I work at a jewelry store) so I've learned a lot from the niggers.
Apparently fireworks cover up gunfire well so around holidays like the 4th, new year. ect..drug dealers will put their contracts out on other drug dealers and other gang members so the gunfire goes unnoticed.
June 16, 2017 - 14:10
Thank god. Tear gas and flash grenades imminent.
you forgot >two suicide attempts
June 16, 2017 - 14:11
>belmont&sheffeild Hit & run
June 16, 2017 - 14:13
>12 year old selling candy on the street
LOCK HIS ASS UP
June 16, 2017 - 14:13
>male black 10 or 12 selling candy @ grand & state
June 16, 2017 - 14:13