Brit/pol/ - tonibler edition - everything is dead edition

VOTE BNP AND SAVE BRITON t b h

>Theresa May confirms start date for Brexit talks
theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/13/eu-leaders-frustrated-by-uks-uncertain-approach-to-brexit

>Hard or soft: How will the UK take its Brexit?
dw.com/en/hard-or-soft-how-will-the-uk-take-its-brexit/a-39243522

>Towering inferno, Screaming residents build ropes from sheets and lean out windows as fire at West London tower block spreads to "at least five" floors with firemen struggling to control the blaze
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4601902/Huge-inferno-West-London-tower-block.html

>Diane Abbott reveals she has type 2 diabetes
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40268505

>DUP hopeful of Conservative deal soon
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40255958

>Ed Miliband could return to front bench
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/12/ed-miliband-could-return-labour-frontbench-jeremy-corbyn/

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derbytelegraph.co.uk/asylum-seeker-centre-could-be-set-up-in-former-university-accommodation/story-30394156-detail/story.html
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>50 missing
>~100 dead bodies
>half of London is illegals
wew

Sheila Smith.
Dennis Murphy.
Steve Power.
Tony Disson.

I cant pronounce the rest

Dead

>terrorist attacks
>just part of living in a city
>tower burns down accidentally
>murderers

May decided it was time for some ethnic cleansing after she imported trillions of third worlders

>"I am sorry Teresa Goy but negotiations will not begin until repatriations are made to the families of those 1000 sweet and innocent refugees. When the 10,000 are properly compensated then we can begin talking about your payment to us. Only the proper respect shown to the 100,000 dead in your capital's Auschwitz will ensure smooth negotiations. The 1,000,000 will not be forgotten by their fellow Europeans."

Death toll revision soon lads.

RIP to the 4 Anglos, fuck the rest

If Allah and Mohammed are so fucking great why do they hate muslims?

Will this event be henceforth known as the 'Ramadan Roast'

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who else is no longer attracted to Theresa May now that she's a lame duck PM?

The Italian people didn't deserve it but at least they won't have to live in London anymore

ducks are hot no

Why were they even in that shithole? The old Anglos I can understand since they couldn't afford anything else, but the Italian couple was young. Was it a case of just falling for the "muh big city London" meme?

some of the airheads i know around where i live are moving to london. cant wait for the inevitable rape/assualts

Lads, the Labour Party truly is a govt in waiting. And they're going to win the next election. And hard-left maniacs are going to run the country. EMIGRATE.

Made it work anonymongs.

Only when they get culturally enriched will they realize that living in big cities is a mistake.

where to may i ask? there is nowhere that i could call home except Britain, I would move if it would do anything, but the plauge wont stop spreading.

It's too late, always has been, always will be.... too late.

Labour can't win an election until it becomes relevant in Scotland again. The SNP meme is still strong and the Tories surged there. And England thankfully will never vote Labour again.

Leave the land of your fathers so Abdul and his six kids can come and take your place.

Lads
youtube.com/watch?v=ogCa8tgokcw

>two terrorist attacks
>carry on lads nothing to see here

>one fire accident
>PANIC ON THE STREETS OF LONDON, PANIC ON THE STREETS OF BIRMINGHAM

What did we as a nation mean by this?

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Tbf, the fire probably killed more people than every Islamist terror attack in the UK combined.

>what is Lockerbie

Wasn't really done for Islamist purposes.

Manhattan was a pussy whipped cuckold.

Anyone else have fifa as a kid?
youtu.be/PwbMteWmbJg

based Comedian preventing another halfbreed from polluting the world

London is realivitly segregated and most likely nothing will happen to then

Going to hit 25C today lads, how do I cope in such intense heat?

Once instead of "Benin" I called it "Benis" for my Pointless answer. I'm putting it here at this time because it's slow.

I sleep throughout the day.

>"That will be 10 Quid for the amber leaf and coke mate"

BRITAIN YES!

The ONLY good thing about a Paki shopkeeper is they don't insist on scanning small items that cost a quid.

That could be an edit. And even if it isn't, so what? You expect us to go higher?

>that could be an edit

mrctv.org/blog/university-apologizes-telling-foreign-students-not-defecate-showers

"Given the incidence of people pooing in bins, showers and the likes – can I please remind all TIC [Technology and Innovation Centre] occupants that the toilets have been provided for that specific purpose,

All bodily fluids, solids and toilet paper must be disposed of down the toilet. While I appreciate that the TIC population is multi-cultural and different countries have different practices, here in the UK the accepted practice is to use only the WC."

Nowhere is this cheap anymore

That will be chink students I'll garuntee it

Stay inside. Keep the windows closed. Don't let any sunlight in. Wear light clothing. Have cold drinks.
And 25C is nothing anyway, try being in minimum 35C all summer.

t kuffar

FUCK I'm on holiday guys, I'm not a fiscally illiterate euro turd I promise

Wish I took the opportunity to stomp down a turd in my dorm now.

McColls is the one thas real expensive in London
The pakis stores are realivitly cheap

McColls are cheap as fuck around here

No.
You know, whilst we're on this topic, I REALLY fucking hate Brits who badmouth our weather unironically. No, fuck you, your ancestors loved this land, and built everything for you. How could you NOT love the cool, windswept grass planes? The drizzle that just makes all the land greener. Th cool air that lands mist in-between the hills? I would include forests in here, but they're nearly all gone. FUCK those people. FUCK them.

Deleted my Facebook. I tried, I tried to fit in with the normies but I can't fucking do it. Every other post is an Owen Jones article or a "I've cried so many times for these people" post or another race baiting, class baiting, anti white tirade. I honestly can't fucking take it. I've been here for 5+ years but honestly lads I'm starting to break.

Take the black pill and give up, there's no hope

>I'm starting to break
Just break. We'll all broken.

Also
>Fakebook
What were you thinking, man? You can't delete those comments now.

Like orShare 'god save our gracious meme' posts on your feed

>try to catch a bit more sleep
>can't nod off
>hear paper pushed through letter box
>hear cat wanting to get in
>go downstairs to let cat in
>look at front page of paper
>it is this story
derbytelegraph.co.uk/asylum-seeker-centre-could-be-set-up-in-former-university-accommodation/story-30394156-detail/story.html

I think my day might actually ruined.

take the dawson pill

I should delete mine but there's one group I like posting in. I'll for sure quit when Zuckerkike runs for President in 2020.

Redpilled comments tbqh.

My dad is one of those Luddites that loves nature to such an autistic level that he's for UN control. But he does hate how this country is socially. He was telling me how he used to play in the rivers and forests with his friends. How the coppers didn't have to lay a finger on you because they were so respected that they didn't have to (and they were WW2 veterans).

What's your dad like?

Why? Just fucking why?

Fuck if that happens it honestly is time for revolution.

Do you think if Enoch was still alive and about himself, and you showed him this board, that he would post here? I like to think so...

My dad likes most of the stuff I like, and I am very similar to him in some ways, but we differ politically.

*on some things.

C'mon. Not like you're gonna dox him, mate. What do you differ on. Just curious how our dads think.

Yes, but only to correct our grammar.

He's definitely preparing for it. The last few months, he's been going around the country meeting "normal" people doing photo ops and making political speeches, including one where he talked about a universal basic income.

>Why? Just fucking why?

They're trying to get these "refugees" as close as they can to the young British women still in college (and much more likely to sleep around). It will be an effective tactic on their part if the actually manage to move it there because it will increase the chances of "refugees" bumping into young white British girls exponentially.

He'd be a tripfag, that we know for sure.

May is literally unironically autistic, right?
She is incapable of showing any kind of emotion or going off script.

And it would be some incredibly obscure reference to Greek mythology.

I think he'd probably share some massive fucking classical history pills. He'd probably write out several posts to their character maximum and speak Latin half the time.

WHY WOULDN'T WE LIVE IN THAT WORLD, HUH?! WHY NOT?!

Yeah I know it's fucking Hell. Trump is honestly out of his fucking league. Or he's complicit. Probably both.

I've felt strong in the face of literally my entire social circle and city (fucking Sheffield) gleefully throwing this country to the dog's for a shot at some cheap moral grandstanding, but for some reason this morning I'm just incapable of coping. That said, the wife is downstairs making breakfast and my son wants to go and play outside, so I suppose that's all that matters. Have a good day lads.

And he'd put lots of effort into each post.


I need to start putting more effort into my posts and discuss politics more, and in more depth, I've been letting it slip recently I feel.

Yes
That's why britpol loves mummy as they relate to her

Rivers of Blood was fucking brilliant. I wish we had politicians that could reference the classics.

>10 years old
>comes home with a Paki
>"daddy, this is my bf!"

Seriously though. Good man.

Stop watching porn, lift weights and get out of the country away from the mess.

Did any riots happen last night?

She spent all day there, but Corbyn hugs someone and spends 30 mins there.

>Trump is honestly out of his fucking league.

Maybe, but I like to think even Democrats aren't desperate enough to turn to someone like Zuckerberg just yet. It would be ironic for them to pick a billionaire with no political experience since they screeched about Trump.

Cockney and old as fuck; he hates jews, blacks and pakis.

He taught me everything I know.

It's getting worse in the country.

This. May was actually talking to firefighters, politicians, etc. trying to get shit done and promised 5 million in aid immediately, all while the left bitches. Corbyn talked with some niggers on the streets for 10 minutes and he gets praised for it.

You think that matters? He's a progressive "nice" and "young" billionaire! He MADE his fortune, unlike TRUMP who is a big MEANIE with a RACIST father! He's a nice billionaire! See? He made Facebook! He knows us young people!

C'mon. Of course they would.

>Democrats
And who controls them, hmm?

I can understand why. He's probably the last cocky in London. Any rare redpills he's shared with you that you can share here?

The left only cares about "nice" people. Why is May such a MEANIE???

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I doubt it, she just comes off as someone with an incredibly pre-thought-through demeanour during interviews, and often awkward around people she talks to because she probably has very little experience of it.

Think about it, she must logically have a very different public view point from that of her private one. She is massively pro-immigration and has been so for many years, but at the same time she has to pretend to be not only anti-immigration for a certain part of the electorate, but also in favour of measured migration for another part of the electorate, every word that comes out of her mouth has to be some kind of lie. She also, looking at it from a logical point of view, must have a very liberal approach to crime and punishment, if you actually look at her record, specifically things like banning the use of water cannons as home secretary, after the 2011 riots, that much if evident. But she has to give off the idea that she is tough on crime and that she is the "strong and stable" option. And this really goes to the core of a problem for politicians that go for centrism in an attempt to get as many voters as possible - it's not really possible to connect on a deep level with any group of voter because they never really take a stance on anything or have any deep routed emotional connection to issues.

That's why Corbyn has been so successful, for all the shit we give him, he is actually a leftist, he believes in what he says (to the point of publicly saying he wouldn't use nukes even) and people pick up on that. If only there could be a political party comprised of people who were passionate about being socially conservative and also believe in having some core utilities socialised, then I think they could really sweep up some votes.

>You think that matters? He's a progressive "nice" and "young" billionaire! He MADE his fortune, unlike TRUMP who is a big MEANIE with a RACIST father! He's a nice billionaire! See? He made Facebook! He knows us young people!

Good point, but The Social Network really tarnished his reputation and even young people think he's a cunt. Once his dirtier secrets come out, they'll turn on him and go for someone like Warren or Biden or Bernie (provided he doesn't die).

Whos going to replace ARE NUTT

>tfw you will never get a 6 post reply from the tripfag Asclepius completely ignoring the content of your post berating you for misplacing a comma.

I'll be coming back home soon, lads. Is the South coast still nice? I'd rather not be killed by Muslims.

To be honest I've almost given up on democracy so I'm not sure it matters.

Maybe. But I don't think you're being nearly cynical enough Burger friend.

Why live?
>3 posts are just in latin
>he gets banned for not speaking english

Why fucking live...

When Labour wins you won't need to worry about voting and the like.

Why do you think that is?

Anyone else feel bad for Milkman? Everyone has been publishing articles and posting on social media about how hes an illiberal bigot for not liking gays or whatever, but these people won't say shit about Muslims or others with the same distaste or objections. Just Christians get the treatment.

Its even dumber when they attack him for it, because he has a good track record (If you're pro LBGT) of backing and supporting gay rights and marriage equality while he has been an MP. Basically why does he get the hate when he was putting his faith aside and legislating for equality?

>Any rare redpills he's shared with you that you can share here?

He calls fire engine sirens "Yiddisher Joy Bells". It's a reference to when he was a kid in the east-end and fire engines had bells on them. Jews were known for burning down their businesses and property for the insurance back then, so the sound of the bells ringing meant that some Jew was getting a payout. Hence, "Yiddisher joy bells". He's 92 and still hates Jews with a passion.

Generally commies do away with that sort of thing. Besides, we're going to follow the Venezuelan modal that Corbyn seems to love so much. At least they have tons of oil. With the famine that awaits Britain, you'll be lucky to make it to the next election.

Corbyn wont win
The Tory donors aren't stupid enough to let may do another election
In 4 years well have bojo or Amber rudd

It's never about actually securing rights. It's about virtue signaling to others that you care about a social cause and thus are a good person for it.

Absent God, Social Justice has become the religion for many young people - since their life simply doesn't have a purpose otherwise.

Treasure every last moment with that madman. I feel so sorry for him, to see his place so overrun. It's bad enough for my dad. It'll be worse for us...