*blocks your path

*blocks your path
>why are you still a virgin user?

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-steps over-

This is what the jews want you to do.
Let me tell you all about the holocaust.

inb4 brap

I keep moving the holocaust books to the fiction section. It's what i'm doing right now actually so please move.

I have a wife and kid fucking retard

Sharpy as fuck

Hot

Because I'm not that degenerate

fat

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP

C-cuz we wuz HWHITE n sheyt...

Why the fuck are you on the floor, I am here to get a book, grow the fuck up; you look like you are in your twenties, do you expect me to drop what I am doing because you're flailing around on the floor like a subject in a retarded Grecian frieze?

Go on get the fuck out of here, and clean up the snail trail of vag gunk that'll be trailing behind you on the way out.

You vastly overestimate yourself you silly girl

keep up the good work

"Get out of my way, whore"

Y-You too

In college, the library I'd the ultimate fuck spot

shameful and in the American history section, have you no shame?

BRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAA

Get away from me, vile succubus. I must protect my chastity.

She needs to have her footpussy covered in cum.

Girls only like outgoing and muscular guys. Shy and average guys are invisible to women.

>tfw 27yo touchless virgin

Exactly 32 seconds later: "hnnnngh. well I'm not anymore, bitch"

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How the fuck do you manage? I've been to Germany many times, girls are hot af and friendly too.

*I have a wife and her son to take care of fucking retard.

Damn nigga you got cucked.

"y-you don't like girls user?"

I'm not. I lost my virginity in high school like a normal Gen Xer. It's the younger generation whose having problems getting laid

Go to the gym and get fit. The rest will happen alone.

I don't know what to do

>this shit gets replies but actual politics doesn't

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see

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25 here.
not a single thing is truth about me tho. i am jsut insecure about my dick (just 17 cm).

>How the fuck do you manage?
some people are mentally ill and they can't handle social situations.
Not everyone is supposed to breed

>went to gym
>got somewhat fitter
>still touchless virgin

>tfw I fugged over 5 german girls who came here

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There ya go

I fucking know that feel

I'm not

>steps over and kicks her in the cunt

>i am jsut insecure about my dick (just 17 cm).

>is insecure about a 6.6 inch dick
dude thats bigger than the yank average, you have nothing to be ashamed of

you only got fit in the body. you have to get fit in the soul.

Far from it, slay regularly.

No perfect cutie waifu though its unfair most girls are trash tier

>thinking people come to Sup Forums for politics

i know that its not small but porn brainwashed me desu. its just that though in the back of the head that girls wants 25 cm schlongs. cant do much about it.

Kraut "women" are only slightly better looking than Bongettes

Well then find a prostitute famalam.

high quality free porn
fapping better than sex
wimminz is crazee
wimminz is spendy

Look after yourself. Work out and read. Go out with friends from time to time. Gain the necessary self esteem that will at least not repel girls. Be social. German girls are among the finest in Europe and most approachable in Europe. You'll get there bud.

wow she actually has a really nice fanny and qt nipples

Are you ugly, hans?
Do you have acne? receeding hairline? money can solve those problems
If you lack social skills, get a hobby, and go to a CBT psychologist.
If you're fat, eat well, and hit the gym early in the morning or past 20hs, all the cardio bunnies are gone.

good luck.

>gets anxious
>can't get hard
>excuse.jpg
>go to bathroom
>masturbate in stall to tranny porn downloaded on phone
>remain virgin

>le edgy comment kekistani XD
this place used to sway public opinion and elections

>degenerate thinking
>a leaf
Not suprised.

I am also 17cm and think it's small

truth
still, slightly better

For A momonet I thought I'm in /r9k/

Absolutely disgusting.
"thicc" is for american fatty chasers

Lol is that Elliot?

>I lifted for two whole weeks guise

Your attitude is pathetic, and it'll guarantee that you will never lose your virginity. If you haven't lost it at 27, you'll be lucky to die having fucked 3 girls maximum, all ugly as fuck.

Let me guess, you probably watch anime and work a shit job if you work at all

Yea I'm good looking, but for some fucking reason I can't figure out how to form a conversation with an attractive girl past "hey"
I'm 22 now, I'm getting seriously worried about my conversational skills.

This. Don't be a lazy couch potato. Working out leads to higher testosterone and more muscle mass. He higher testosterone will lead to more confidence and higher pheromone release, which women will pick up and be more attracted to you. It's not hard to get laid guys, just don't be a fat slob and be confident

I like women, not whores. Now move, whore.

this

I am desperate looking for a non-shit job and have no social life since I spend what little free time I have playing Dota and watching anime.

The only right answer

see >Work out and read.
read what?

>Go out with friends from time to time.
have no friends

>Gain the necessary self esteem that will at least not repel girls.
don't know how

>Be social.
don't know how

>German girls are among the finest in Europe and most approachable in Europe. You'll get there bud.
didn't got there in 27 years, won't make it ever

>Are you ugly, hans?
I don't know

I've been working on convincing myself that maybe girls are just as desperate for human touch and affection as I am, and so maybe I shouldn't be so worried about things like talking to them, that they'd be happy if I did

maybe I'll convince myself of it one of these days

>a kid fucking retard

Is that the migrant you share your home with?

most women want a modest dick, not something thats gonna fucking bottom them out every session as that shit can be painful
6.6 is enough to go deep but not be painful, just have a couple of experiences even if theyre nothing more than hook ups and you can apply some technique with your length and not having something the size of a forearm wont matter

She fat and I would only impregnat her if her name was corinna.

Pic related

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since I am a burger, I am insecure about not being cut, since everyone else is. I know the feel user

MUH BENIS IS VER 666 METERZ AND ITS STIL NOT GUD NUFF FOR WWYMENZ

Just talk about whatever's going on around you. Don't get too deep or you'll lose her. Women are delicate.

Dude, as long as you aren't a mouthbreather, andhave a simmetrical face, you'll do okay.

its just some self reported data

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worked out for over a year now.
4 times a week.

>Let me guess, you probably watch anime and work a shit job if you work at all
I don't watch anime and I'm NEET (for 6 years now).

>Fucked over 5 german girls

WTF does that mean? It was either 5 or 6, 7 etc.. Or was it 4 normal girls and a landwhale?

They are. Just talk to them. Once they start pushing their hair out of their face when they are talking to you that's a good sign and means they are (unconsciously) showing interest in you. Once they do that, just keep doing what you are doing and you are golden. Oh, and talk about the holocaust of course lol

You are fucking Idiot, I got smaller peepee and I'm not that insecure about that.

Well you could try some supplements to increase or to enhance its appeal if it makes you fell better. Try : 50mg zinc+ copper supplement 2mg, l argirine 1000mg (this increases the appeal of veins in your dick also its erection), Korean ginseng, vitamin e, ashwaganda , saw palmetto and some others.

It costy but does the job.

>read what?

Start with Marcus Aurelius "Meditations", some good philosophy to start off with and if you like it you can move onto Epictetus. Also try reading War Memoirs and the exploits of better men, in your case try The Forgotten Soldier. Remember Hans, their blood flows through you!

which means it's even less in reality

Why can't you simply rape them yo?

Send a pick of your body. Crop face and shit if you want

Clear youself from my path, scandalous wench.

How do you know so much about being a virgin?

Why don't you get a job? You will feel much more fulfilled and confident as a person.

Move out of my way, that ass shit is for niggers.

so you know this pain too, german brother
its horrible, aint it

Here is the list of things that will get you laid, but more importantly having a meaningful relationship, in descending order:
1. Availability
>Being around women, sounds obvious but you'd be surprised.
2. Having a large social circle
>Friends. Women value the approval of others more than anything else, friends signal your value, people on your neighborhood and store workers greeting you by name signals this hard. Also friends will help you get laid if they are actually your friends.
3. Personality
>No particular type of personality works best, but you need an interesting one, as long as you are in contact with enough women regularly.
4. Fitness/Appearance
>Basic fitness and grooming will be more than enough for almost every woman. Too much fitness can be intimidating for the kind of wholesome (and maybe a bit shy or insecure) girl you'd want for a long term relationship.

You can very fit, post shirtless pics on tinder and fuck random herpes-laden sluts. But at that point its not much different than fucking a whore and paying for it.

I honestly lost count is all. The 5 were kind of gf's for over a month, and not just hookups.
But I just know there were others which were one night stands which I forget.

Do milk

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Well i told you to find a prostitute. Are they hard to find in germany?

>have no friends
There's your problem. You probably never get yourself in social situations.

I know that feel and sometimes I wish I had someone I could talk to, but I generally don't care.
I can live with that since I'm not particularly healthy (and I don't mean in le-selfdiagnose sense), so generally I genuinely don't care. You're alright and a flower waiting to blossom. That's why you have a hard time dealing with it.