You have been arrested by the Russian National Socialist Party

you have been arrested by the Russian National Socialist Party

wat do?

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>wat do?
I don't know, what would you do?

I'm asking you.

Show them my meme collection.

Kidnapped you mean? Since they dont have any legal authority

But my answer... Join em?

I mean like they'd just let me go and id offer to be an /x/ meme wizard for em making dank memes with subliminals an shit.

Offer them vodka.

he-hey bruddaz!!!

Okay, praise be to the proletariat and down with the bourgeoisie

Drink some vodka and then go punch shitskins on the subway

>wat do?
lube up

>"I'm a national socialist too and I'm just passing through Russia. 1488."
>*Sieg Heils*

Join them?

HITLER did nothing wronge.

you're a foreigner and Ruskies can't understand you, you're about to get executed

ask them when we're gonna hunt some shitskins?

I remember this video but what have these guys done lately?

Whip out my pocket swastika

No i wasnt arrested, just chillin

Why exactly are they arresting me?

cyka blyat

Same as my apocalypse scenario plan: offer myself as their slaveboy

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i have swastika tattoo on the chest so i am ok i guess

goddammit england

Is mistake comrade, I nazi too here vodka

pic of said tattoo

Ask if I can join.

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Just make a swastika in the ground you're sitting on and yell SIEG HEIL, HEIL HITLER!

Start yelling " SLAVA YKRANIAN, IDI NAHLY BLYAT MOSKAL CYKA"

Then they let me go after I have clearly informed them that we're on the same page

>Ivan looks at Kuznetsov
>"the fuck did he just say"
>both look at you
>"Yeah guys I'm on Sup Forums all the time! 1488! Check out my meme collection! Seig heil! XD"
>exchange of uncomfortable glances
>completely unable to interpret asperger's with this level of severity
>Ivan shrugs shoulders
>Kuznetsov closes his eyes slightly and nods
>"w-wait...guys? g-guys?"
>Ivan chambers a round in his GSh-18
>puts a round in your dome piece

Because autism

lel

H-hola señor nazi
Cлaвa пoбeдe

Say: Kurva orosz cigány buzi geci faszarc hagyjál békén mert úgy kettékúrom a te kis pöcsfejedet, hogy basszameg a kurva isten sem tud mit mondani rá! Na elengedsz te zsirágfnyakú ruszki geci?

That badge on his back has actually been reversed in the image. Still funny though

Hey faggot, next time, share the sauce of it, ok?

charonboat.com/2007/08/russia_nazism_extremism.wmv

Fucking nu-Sup Forums shit nowadays...

I have one with better quality :^)

Then they shoot you because they do t speak polish

story?

>implying that if they capture you that isnt what theyll do
atleast i told them off
>polish
this is hungarian te büdös retkes geci hogy szopnád ki anyád picsájából a gennyet.

As a pureblood, I'd salute them

Killing non-whites in Europe is moral and right

Ask to be deported?
What are they arresting me for?

>report them to the Russian authorities
>watch them being gulag'd because Russia fell for the civic nationalism meme

Russians removing kebabs

desu those kebabs wouldve passed to be average russians at first glance.

Ask if I can join, and hope they let me.

Topkek famalam,Thank your for the laugh

Tell them Slavs aren't aryan

You are not ethnically Russian enough and/or said something nasty about Great Uncle Putin.

Ask them why they bothered kidnapping me and not simply asking me to join them.

this or the fact that most of them are literal mongoloids or crypto finno ugric

Call up the Kremlin. They'll deal with these LARPing stormniggers ASAP.

Thanks, Putin.

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