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What's Sup Forums's stance on hookers?


I have a outcall hooker over once a week, Usually Saturdays after I get off work.

I have a one I see regularly coming over in an hour.

More convenient to me, I don't like having a gf and being told what to do or all the drama of women.


If you want to know anything about hookers, I'm your man.

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Why do you get male hookers?

Smells like fish

When did you learn your mum was a hooker?

Where do you find them?

I don't
the real cheap ones maybe

mother was never a hooker

The erotic review

backpage mostly. occasionally you can find them on craiglist. you can also check out the exotic review, they are a pretty legit site with reviews and such. sometimes you can ask a woman at a bar if she'll fuck you for $150, but it's usually a risky move.

Nah. Just your picture

wtf is that supposed to mean and why waste trips on it. are you angry that no one is paying you for sex?

Yea that's usually pretty risky.

I've tried it twice in Las Vegas and it didn't work either time lol. Luckily weirder shit happens in Vegas so those women probably forgot about it an hour later.

I've got a wife and daughters so I've got plenty of holes to fuck. Real man doesn't need whores.

No im saying those gross vagina pants are too pink and spread eagle like

Due to the plethora of issues that come from it's illegality:
STDs, Violence, Human Trafficing, Child Prostitution, etc.
I'm all for legalization and regulation.
I get one every once in a while if I'm gonna have "one of those nights" and like Charlie Sheen said, I'm not paying her for sex, I'm paying her to leave afterwards.
I'm white but I usually get Asian hookers because I'm also fairly good looking with high standards for looks and if I'm paying she can't be uglier than a girl I could pick up on my own (which is what the white girls in my price range are) so I get Asian.
They're reliably good looking.

You can even sell one into sex slavery if you ever get behind on your car note or want to build an addition onto the back of the garage on summer.


Having a family does have It's perks.


I like to be left alone though, A woman's nagging will drive you to suicide.

>on
ONE summer.

do gay people even have prostitutes? i heard you were all godless degenerates who fuck anyone who's willing. free love in the gay community must really do a number on the prostitution economy, the aids must suck too.

I don't really like hookers for the sole fact that I enjoy giving oral to women. I don't like the idea of several dozens of men in the past weeks having ejaculated inside the woman.

>throwing money in the trash to slide a condom inside a pussy while your dick feels nothing
no thanks

Truvada. Also we're not a witches' coven

>sometimes you can ask a woman at a bar if she'll fuck you for $150, but it's usually a risky move.
KEK
That's literally my go to move when I'm drunk enough to just outright ask if she wants to fuck and she says no.
I follow up with, "How about if I give you 150 bucks(literally that exact amount) and thus far have only had that offer rejected once in about six tries.
One time I even gave her the money and she bought coke and did it with me while we banged.
So it can even save you money kek

How does it feel like sticking your dick where hundreds of other men have stuck their dicks just days before you?

Why not just offer chicks free oral to get your jollies then?

Sometimes It's less then hours.

I make them shower before I fuck them

It feels great

what exactly is the exotic review?

w2c hana tee?

Absolutely degenerate, on both sides.

why don't you whore yourself out?

You're engaging in, and financially contributing to, degeneracy. I don't think anyone has the right to stop you as it's a voluntary private transaction, but get your fucking life in order.

Same as the girls I have fucked from the bar

not the guy you're talking to, but I've put out countless ads on Craigslist for free oral sex to women. They just don't bite, surprisingly.

I see this daughter incest rape shit every fucking day from Ukrainian posters are you all fucked up or is it just you spamming this shit all over the place?

Degenerate

They fuck the most disgusting men and multiple of them on a daily basis.

Why would you ever enter such a woman

That's strange. I would think you would have at least a few girls to choose from if you did that


Also

>eating craigslist pussy

c'mon man...That's gross

Anyone have the pic of tht redhead with the pink dress leaning towards the drivers cardoor?

I mostly feel pity for them more than anything. The fact that someone could sell their bodies for quick cash is truly one of the lowest points a women could reach.

Absolutely degenerate. Protip: find your future wife young and you can mold her into your dream woman who idolizes you, so long as you aren't a degenerate scumbag.

fucking mentally ill poster

at least you're not telling people to get their dicks fucked with bathmates

heh finally something

I work the flip side of hookers, in healthcare. I meet shitloads of diseased prostitutes every week, know where they live, have had lunch with a couple just to get the whole lifestyle rundown, have even talked with their moms about it.

I've been tempted but no, never. I know too much.

I've had a couple answer me but not go any further. The general consensus (from the admittedly small sample size) is that it just seems "creepy" for a guy to want to give no-strings-attached oral sex. The women all think there's other strings.

For pleasure
Not all of them are doing it for drugs. Some are just single mom's, One I met in person was just a nympho and when I thought she was a hooker and tried to pay her she just accepted it then stopped charging me after a few times.

I stopped seeing her because she started getting clingy

Women think everything is strange unless you wine and dine them for months and fucking pay for it all or are just filthy rich and give them a grand to do it.

>What's Sup Forums's stance on hookers?
Legalize, then add govt run Brothels.

Prostitution like drugs and any other contraband can never truly be removed by law, it will only be moved underground. Better it happen under government regulations than that of ruthless criminals.

No, it's just kind of gross and desperate when a guy wants to do it that bad. It's kinda a beta move unless feelings are involved.

>Some are just single mom's
SO INDEPENDENT AND STRONK

Don't have sex with a girl unless you're trying to impregnate her

Should be legal. But they should not be venerated or celebrated, and any female that sells herself or any man who is degenerate enough to partake in their services should rightly be shamed and demonized.

The babbydick zombie is back

women are not worth money

at all

even a videogame is a better use of $100

Who gives a fuck

also

>filling a hole that has been used by niggers and fat people and all forms of degenerates

dont do it

Not worth it anywhere were johns get targeted by police.

in countries where it is legal or decriminalized, fucking great. Anything that lowers the overall price of pussy is good for everybody

What's the one difference between

A club going, degenerate modern day slut who pounces on the best looking Chad she can find, to get fucked later that same night
and
A hooker who engages in degenerate out of wedlock sexual intercourse with strange clients in exchange for money?

You tip the hooker

I could use a different flag if you want. Would that make the little babby feel better?

Let's make some white people! Get on it boys!

The amount of gammas and betas in this thread is cringe worthy,,,and they would clearly run home crying to their mother's if they even new a prostitute was standing in the same room with them. REAL MEN DO NOT JUDGE ANY VARIABLE OF THEIR SELF WORTH BASED ON THE STATUS OF ANY TYPE WOMAN, FROM THE GAMETE OF NUN TO HOOKER.

...Proud, sane successful whoremonger checking in.

Humans and their bodies should remaib inalienable; to allow alienation of humans and their bodies will result in devaluation of life and will debase the concept of "humanity"

Either way you pay.
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>That's why i praise the Lord for Prostituuuutes.

A good hooker is probably cleaner too as her livelihood depends on it

Cuck

>implying women don't use sex as leverage in any other circumstance.

Like say
>Promotion/Job progression
>Social status via fucking a rich guy

Is there a British version of exotic review. I want so good vag to stick into.

>this is what omega johns tell themselves to feel better about their shitty life choices

That pic is some major bullshit
The penis on statues was not because of pedophilia, it was because the genitals were not supposed to be the focus of the art work.

A msg forum to review hookers obviously. Hookers can also be found on any social media hookup site like Fetlife or whatever, half the ads on there are for $$ appointments. If you do pick up a hooker you don't know then never negotiate sex acts for money, only negotiate time for money. Negotiate sex acts later once her mouth is on your dick and you're sure you won't get arrested.

You first make an anonymous instagram of pics of yourself, that respect opsec and don't reveal your entire identity with one pic (or with all pics combined). You don't have your dick out or anything.

You then take a post that shows just a little bit of face, and say you want to lick out some chick, offering more pics for a pic of her. You'll get responses, this is how I screwed girls off CL almost every weekend for a year back when I was a busy grad student. Majority were milfy professional asian women with a white guy fetish and quite often a few lesbian chicks who wanted to try the D and claimed to be "virgins".

>Gov run brothels
Problem is these get filled with immigrant whores and foreign pimps. Japan sort of has this sorted out with private "health" places that are allowed but only locals can work in them, no immigrant hookers bussed in from Ukraine or Cambodia or whatever. They are required to be discreet too and can't like open advertise with half naked chicks waving promotions like Thailand.

>one of these is behind an american flag
>always

that would be a No

Too expensive here. Asians are $200 an hour, everyone else is $350+
I blame miners

This exact thread has been made before with the same picture. It's a slide thread

the husband of an adulteress, often regarded as an object of derision.
verb
1.
(of a man) make (another man) a cuckold by having a sexual relationship with his wife.

I pasted the definition of cuck for so you will use it properly in the future......of which I fall under neither definition.

STOP PEDASTALIZING WOMEN ...MR ONEITIS

What about non-humans, though? What do other societies think about prostitution?

I see male hookers all the time. I always get an assfull and mouthful of semen

you should really stop posting, you really give gays a bad name. you should be bashed tbqh

Regarding prostutiutes, you have to wear a condom for obvious reasons, and I don't like condom sex, so it's not worth it

Fag "hustlers" are still a thing in some U.S. cities, especially in seedy parks. Rich closet queens also still go out trolling these areas for the anonymity.

sex isnt worth it if you have to pay

besides, why pay someone who is full of shit

I work with a gay guy and I asked him about male hookers once. They apparently charge like $100 and there's a billion of them. A decent female hooker is like $300+ here, $250 if maybe you're a regular, $200 if she's semi decent and below that you're heading into crackhead and aids territory.

You're so pissed off that you try and have pissing contests over your own lack of manhood there bud. Begone Golem

Why not just stick your dick in a urinal for free

Do your daughters enjoy getting fucked by you?

>add govt run Brothels

Are you retarded? There would be affirmative action for hookers. A quota for black hookers, a quota for fat hookers, trannies, uglies, Aids infested hookers, etc. If you turn any hooker down, you will be arrested for discrimination and "hate crimes".

When nobody goes to the government brothels, democrats will pass Obamabrothelcare. A ten thousand page law that turns people into criminals for not going to government brothels. EBT cards will be used for sex care. Government hookers will form the most powerful union on Earth and demand money, power and everything else. Sex would go out of style.

"If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in five years there'd be a shortage of sand."

Milton Friedman.

Can you pay them to be your friend and come over and play Crokinole with you?

didnt work?

Not the two women I propositioned lol

This is the only correct answer.

>Political board
>Hookers

This is Sup Forums tier shit.

I fucking hate you summer fags.

Lol what a load of horseshit. Everyone is different, including the load they can take. The vagina is not made of elastic rubber and it cannot stretch out indefinitely like what that pic is trying to imply. Unless you want to hurt your partner.

>foreign pimps.
No.
That's exactly what you avoid.

you didnt do something right

Adultwork

no I'm just mad that you're an obnoxious faggot which you will never accept because you are mentally ill

I genuinely hate you and wish you would die. That's unlikely to happen within the time frame that I will remember you or care about you, so I'll just have to settle for telling you how much of a faggot you are. At least it's easy to identify you with your fucking faggot flag now.

What do you do?

Depends.
A 2-bit ho God no.

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Yes.

>tfw the MSM start reporting about this gem and it gets shut down leaving many of us pissed off.

Also, if anyone hacked that you could bring down society you absolute mongs.

exactly, clearly this fool has never bottomed out. im no where near nine and id say something like 5 of my exs would hurt before i was finished

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I vaguely recall reading about penguins and monkeys behaving in ways that resembles prostitution, but they both lack the levels of self awareness and consciousness present in humans. Additionally, it debases humanity quite a bit to justify a decision on the basis of nonhuman behavior

Dgaf not enough in my area and I'm too poor for a car.. also the one I saw rejected me for the second fuck just because I threatened to eat someone who stalked me after seeing her. The more society burns the higher my relative wealth.

Germany is full of gypsy and turk pimps who smuggle in foreign women to work the brothels it's highly corrupt. There's a literal brothel tower in Berlin that offers all you can fuck for a set price which is just filled with foreign women mainly from Romania, Ukraine and Turkey, none of them are German. It doesn't magically get rid of the pimp problem unless a lot of countries legalize all at once

carlin sums it up nicely, "selling is legal, fucking is legal, why isn't selling fucking legal?"

Why is this an insult? Prostitution is like the oldest profession in the book.
You're grandmother's grandmother's grandmother was probably a cheap as fuck prostitute