/CPD/ - Chicago Police Scanner thread: Saturday Night Death Jam Edition

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

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>disgruntled anonymous says the boleo restaurant is over capacity

Hello Roberts

>kick in the door because she can't leave her drunk father.

wheres all the Roberts at?

>4-5 shots heard

We reppinnn and mobbing FOLK... CHECK YO CHEYS

was....that a horse?

> male white yelling at a female in the grass

"Hookers are great for fisting and pissing on"

-Chicago police department circa 2010

>male black took Shivonah's umbrella
>hispanic male throwing things at the dunkin donuts

>male black took womans umbrella
it's raining bitch!

>car vs semi
>no EMS needed

F

>toyota Vs semi.

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And saved. Thanks Robert!

Can we have a dump of all our /cpd/ images Roberts? I will start.

>neighbor has stools in the street, intimidating people trying to park

Robert, reporting in.

well done
saved

>bar fight with injuries

>neighbors geting chimpy over parking space

>3rd floor motion alarm

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We should just create a large repository of all of these.

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not mine, these are from the OG cpd image man I do believe

This is a good one, thank you Robert.

Agreed.

Can always use /wg/ to make wallpaper threads there.

Well, this one is my new wallpaper now.

Like the /wg/ idea. Any site that you can think of that would be user and allow up to upload into a drive style folder? If so I can get working on that, I'm organizing my collection right now

>Stolen money

there are so many cpd images, it would be difficult to catalog them. Best to just keep creating more oc and collecting rares when u can

>Mr Chu says female black passenger attacked him with a knife

>700 dollars
Shit that's like a years worth of pay for them.

Try uploadfiles.io perhaps? I'm a Linuxfag and I know one Linuxfag who is super autistic about his privacy and he recommended the above URL.

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> male black white t shirt stealing items

black male white t-shirt robbing the 7-11, baka

>foot patrol?

fuck that

beautiful architecture in chicago. cute art school girls too. i should probably visit.

>son is off his meds and needs to be removed from the house

leave the occupants smokin marijuana alone, at least they're not robbing the 7-11 like black male white t-shirt

>wants her mentally ill son removed from the house
>off his meds

She's looking for those "he was a good boy" pity points after he gets shot

> are you safety trained?
> loud party in apt 1. ring apt 2 for access to the building
> disturbance, male and female whites in front of the store. it doesnt say whats disturbing about them

/r9k/

My EX GF always wanted to go there for the museums and great restaurants
I didn't wanna go since I couldn't carry a pistol legally there

glad she is gone and I never made it there...Ive been to Iraq, I don't need to go to Chiraq

lmao, a group of white males and white females just standing in front of the store... even the cops know when the calls are complete nonsense and a waste of time

leaf, you are a fucking mind reader...I thought the same thing

That kid is gonna get shot, she gonna get PAID

> mfw spent plenty of time drunk stumbling around DC, Cleveland, and Baltimore

don't be a pussy user

>Okay, you just sound really sad

awww, cheer up robert don't be sad

> it's okay you just sound really sad
thanks sassy

> broken window here

B E T A

It'll be over the news for two weeks and no one will remember in a month after the last "protest".

> holy christ
> its a good 10-15 feet outta the roadway here

???? what is going on??

Robert needs a hug. Dealing with male black all day has gotta be emotionally taxing.

>8 shots fired.

> stroke before she crashed, head injury

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Monica needs to mind her own business before she catches shaniqua's hands

>Monica has called 4 times

F

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> suspicious person
> male in SUV in back seat w window open
> communicating with man in hallway with broken locks on the doors

Lost.

>concerned citizen Tony Davis

Based Tones?

>shots fired again on Cleveland which was previously fireworks

>male black intoxicated harassing guests.
>dude on parole but clear.
>shots fired. sounded like from a park.

> 20 kids fighting in the street nothing further
> surveillance camera removed and destroyed

>surveillance camera being removed
>karaoke
>male black with no shirt
>suspicious person

>Katie called, says someone is turning her door knob, she (and CPD) called the hotel's front desk and the phone is disconnected

> male black tall, light skin, thin. Checking cars.
>Robert saying " head there" sounds tired and sad.

20+ gang members? yikes

This is a common misconception. Your first set of shit when youre in the academy comes out fo your pocket. But once youre on the force CPD gives you 2 1200 dollar uniform allowances a year. But since its given in the form of actual money many coppers blow it on other shit.

My department sends you to the shops to get shit and pays for it out of dept funds. No middle man I guess.

>3 shots heard at Tallman and Lemoine (sp?)
>5 shots heard somewhere else

Here is my saved files. These are not my original content, just stuff collected over my time on /cpd/

ufile.io/dljoh

>Margot's calling
>asian male

Probably same incident

poor man just wants to sleep

thanks Robert, good eye

>wedding at planetarium

literally why the fuck would you waste money on something like that?

>Solidarity Drive

Are they in Polish part of town?

> son is intoxicated, kicked out window of boyfriends car.
>fight with brother who just got out of jail and his girlfriend. And they are drunk.

REAL ROBERT HOUR 4 SHOTS

Celebrated being 37 and 7 Real Chicago Years up in this city; was a nice small comfy bday
>used to live in the surburbs

The wedding or the planetarium?
>It's her special day user.
>She's a princess user.
>Spare no expense user.

>Erica's boyfriend is banging his head against the wall, intoxicated

kinda both like why would you want a expensive wedding and one at a shitty tourist trap at that

>there is a Happenings folder in the archive

That's Sup Forums alright.

Thanks Robert for the images.

Hell if I know, probably saw planetarium weddings got more likes than regular ones. Not my monkey not my circus

>then a couple of guys were upto no good

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wtf? that chick calling in is retarded. how did she get hired as a cop?

>assault in progress
>male black threatening, harassing

DAAAA DONALDDDDD * DOES THE KARLTON

Diversity

>Stolen potted plants returned
wtf

an absolute madman

>caller says someone stole his potted plants yesterday, says they have returned his plants now but broke some of his property

is this real life

>daughters out of control

>Two women drunk and fighting on diversity.