Yellowstone earthquake swarm hits entire park, more than 60 on Friday alone
>Earthquakes as big as 5.0 were recorded on USGS censors placed throughout the Yellowstone region >YELLOWSTONE REGION (INTELLIHUB) — U.S. Geological Survey (USGS) seismology reports conclude that a massive swarm of earthquakes swept through the park triggering more than 60 separate events in which seismographs spiked to magnitudes of up to 5.0. Friday.
Most of US will be covered in ash this year. The catastrophe will cause death of millions world wide, and in the fight for resources millions more will perish in nuclear warfare between US and Russia. In the end the world government will restore order. US will never be the same again, and Europe and Russia will become the new superpower.
Christian Bailey
That's a very nice fan fiction story there.
Levi Reyes
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Adam Martin
Blow your load for me mr. super volcano
Xavier Gutierrez
MURICA BTFO
Samuel Jenkins
BLOW YOUR LOAD FOR ME MR. SUPER VOLCANO >mfw a super volcano eruption is what ignites Civil War 2
Gavin James
Blow your load for me mr. super volcano
Charles Stewart
thy end is near!!!1!11
Jeremiah Bennett
>long overdue >in geological terms >meaning a 10% chance of eruption in this century kys
Brody Garcia
About fucking time. Let's get this shit over with already.
Robert Lee
Hey if Yellowstone doesn't erupt, we can at least watch the geyser erupt
>The U.S. is currently under contract with at least 4 countries all of which have agreed to house displaced U.S. citizens in the unfortunate event the Yellowstone supervolcano were to erupt.
White cunts come here, an island is easier to defend and launch attacks from.
Ian Ramirez
That's not what Yellowstone looks like
Matthew Collins
Ready to BLOW: World’s biggest volcano about to BURST and trigger ‘mini ice age’
>THOUSANDS of miles of red hot magma is waiting to burst from the world’s most dangerous volcano, experts in Britain have revealed. >Yellowstone super volcano in Wyoming, US, has laid dormant for 70,000 years with its chancing of blowing being slim – until now. >Boffins have now found 11,000 cubic miles of magma is sitting in underground reservoirs that are acting like “sponges” and are ready to burst into the atmosphere. >So much of it spewing into the air could block out sunlight and trigger a nuclear winter or even a mini ice age. dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/619442/Yellowstone-volcano-erupt-Wyoming-America-Earth-ice-age-nuclear-winter
Mason Anderson
Some in Pompeii said the same thing, I'm sure. As do people living in the blast radius of fucking Vesuvius STILL.
Christian Ward
>Yellowstone erupts, race war begins to purge the non-whites for diminished resources
Boy I hope there's at least one poorly guarded loli for me to snatch up in the aftermath.
Isaiah Walker
>1 in 700000 chance that yellowstone will erupt each year
better than lottery, but still small
Adam Parker
If the eruption was totally catastrauphic it would wipe out all the leftists. Conservatives are the ones who prep, own firearms, have emergency food supplies and MREs in stock. Leftists only have the latest apple products. The left would die out in a matter of weeks and only the conservatives would remain. It would be a chance for the United States to be reborn.
We will rise from the ashes like a phoenix. All of the cancer will be burned away.
Justin Cook
Dude it would not only be the end of the us, the ash would take years to filter out of the atmosphere
Anthony Morgan
Last year it was the same stupid shit. Are you going to stay here the whole summer with your Yellowstone crap ?
Daniel Gutierrez
at least it would shut up global warming faggots
Jason King
It can't happen fast enough for me.
Luis Torres
This. Sage
Justin Cook
>Brazil, Argentina and Australia sign contracts worth hundreds of billions of dollars to house displaced U.S. populace
Jesus; 'Straya please, don't want to fucking live in SA. Rather deal with the deadly wildlife & shitposting cunts anyday.
Robert Wood
Nerver let a good crisis go away. I don't know about war with Russia for resources but (((they))) will surely use this crisis to push the totalitarian state they so desire.
Lucas Ortiz
It would at least give us a white christmas.
Hunter Wood
Yes. And next summer, and the summer after that.
And every summer until he gets a gf.
Brayden Barnes
YES E S
Zachary Long
Seismic events CAN be triggered by human intervention. Remember that and if you doubt it look into geological studies done where even low frequency radio equipment triggered events.
If say the loss of control of this country for the Bankers and Pedo ever became too much they could easily wipe the USA off the face of the earth by placing truck sized devices around the site in order to trigger an event.
It's not beyond the imagination to say the India Tsunami was triggered by people with nefarious intent and a relatively small amount of explosives. The only thing I find hard to believe is that they somehow knew about this "unstable" land mass under water. But then you realize there are geologists all over the world discovering things like this intentionally or by accident for legitimate reasons. Its just comes down to the right group of sinister fucks learning of it and finding a way to use it to their advantage.
Yellowstone I'm sure has been well known for along time and probably a real boner for the elites.
Oliver Thompson
Checked the strain meters at University of Utah site. There is definite minor uplift in the vicinity of the earthquake swarm and minor subsidence down in the area of Yellowstone lake so this is definitely magma related and not tectonic.
Joseph Diaz
Will this finally be the happening we always dreamed about?
Jaxson Bailey
Move 2 brazil 4 big bunda
Jaxon Price
>Yellowstone explodes >btfos all the pedophile politicians and DC
Good riddance desu.
Adrian Bennett
>finally start to get my life on track >this happens oh well
Christopher Carter
Same here bro. Worse ways to go than death by supervolcano.
Ian King
This. I'm ready right now to,
1. Seal my house. 2. Bring my plants inside. 3. Survive off provisions for 6+ months. 4. Protect myself and my community. 5. Communicate via radio without power. 6. Access all of Wikipedia entirely offline. 7. Clear my roof of ash. 8. Trade in goods, services, crypto and bullion. 9. Clear the land of ash, neutralize the soil ph, and plant a large food crop (have 80+ heirloom varieties, plus several pounds of spelt, flax and quinoa) 10. Impregnate a white woman and have a dozen children.
Leftists are ready to,
1. Blame Trump 2. Riot 3. Die
Cameron Bailey
watcha gonna do, when the lava comes for you.
Cooper Baker
>near the most red pilled states >most of the people that will die will be republicans.
Samuel Lewis
Don't worry. Somewhere out there an asteroid is on a collision course with the Earth. It is simply a matter of time. The Sun will also swell to become a red giant and totally consume Mercury and Venus and be very close to Earth. Earth will be scorched to a crisp and all life will be burned away.
Have a nice day!
Samuel Sullivan
The sulfer the volcano disperses will neitralize the carbon dioxide in the air, thus reversing global warming/greenhouse effect. Liberals should be happy.
Isaac Flores
Most likely not, it"s pretty much business as usual for Yellowstone, but any thing that happens in a supervolcano however small is always worth keeping an eye on.
Truth is, a lot of experts believe Yellowstone will give no warning before it erupts and that has to do with built up dissolved carbon-dioxide gas not magma. Like opening a soda can that was shaken up.
Bentley Moore
Would be pretty funny if after all the scheming from the left and us preparing for race war suddenly 99% of people are killed in some kind of mega earthquake/volcano cataclysm
Landon Campbell
What would happen if the North Koreans blow up a nuke there? Could they trigger an eruption?
Nathaniel King
Lava won't even leave the park. It's the ash that will kill us. It will collapse houses due to excessive weight on the roof and turn into cement inside your lungs if you breath it in. Also it will block out the sun for months and turn all the fertile soil into land where nothing grows.
Jack Moore
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Michael Gomez
I think the bulk of human knowledge would remain preserved in the server farms as long as they weren't looted and destroyed. The hard drives will retain all their data when the power is lost.
I think the biggest danger would be looters raiding the server farms for raw materials and destroying all those hard drives by melting them down for their basic metal components.
Jonathan Torres
Blow your load all over my face mr super volcano! Thats it daddy, shower me with your lava!
Kayden Rodriguez
ya
Daniel Nelson
Well damn. And there was an earthquake and a tiny tsunami in Greenland yesterday and people fleeing for higher ground. Any correlation?
Jack Wright
shut up i'm on a roll it rhymes n everything.
Parker Allen
don't worry the pedo politicans will be the first to evacuate
John Collins
>The U.S. is currently under contract with at least 4 countries all of which have agreed to house displaced U.S. citizens in the unfortunate event the Yellowstone supervolcano were to erupt. Hundreds of billions of dollars were paid to foreign governments to facilitate the agreement which spans a ten year period from its signing, ending in 2024.
Jaxson White
BLOW YOUR LOAD Mr. Supervolcano
Elijah Perez
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Dylan Long
people on Sup Forums would be like
>that looks like project blue beam holograms
Ayden Gray
This literally says the earthquakes will not cause an eruption at Yellowstone.
David Wood
DUCK and COVER.
Jeremiah Fisher
Wouldn't it be funny if your system of dykes failed and your swamp country was flooded with ocean water?
Ethan Campbell
>Gamma ray bursts are frequent in the universe, are fucking larger than our planetary system, & could instantly sterilize the entire planet were we to be in the path of one
Joshua James
Tfw I live in the Northwest corner of Colorado.
Nathaniel Allen
You realize the eruption will cover the entire planet in a thick cloud of ash/debris and plunge it into a mini ice age that will collapse civilization and kill most people? There's also the nuclear reactors in the US that will go into meltdown and spew radioactivity into the atmosphere. 100+ Chernobyl and Fukushimas. You're going down with us.
Hudson Nelson
you won't even notice that you're dead
Thomas Edwards
F
Lucas Ortiz
Roll for blowing before the eclipse
William Baker
>panic >see it'll only wipe out shit in the continental US >nothing of value will be lost
Isaiah Hill
>the biggest danger would be looters raiding the server farms There is also the possibility of those able to write code well enough to create programs to interpret the data dying off, making all of it unusable.
Brayden Bell
It undoubtedly would, both in server farms and in private hands. There are a lot of people who hoard data at home just in case. I've got a full backup of Wikipedia that I can serve over the network (fully indexed and searchable), as well as access and browse via my phone using battery packs (charged via solar). I also have the complete Gutenberg library and a bunch of other stuff, as well as some very handy physical books.
Noah White
FUCK
Jaxson Walker
F
Nolan Mitchell
>entire planet
more like continent
Ethan Lewis
>solar >blocked out sun
Henry Nguyen
You wanted it! You demanded it! Now, YOU GOT IT! WHAT IS IT? MASS STARVATION! >enjoy your "burger" jokes rest of the world. we feed half the damn planet but once this baby blows those days are over.
Samuel Ortiz
6) Access all of wikipedia entirely offline.
HOW????
Alexander Diaz
Welp, I guess that's it lads. See you on the other side, it's been real.
Zachary Barnes
>not already having a shtf bunker on some cheap land Why aren't you living out my dream? I'm stuck with the hordes of people in Denver, I will die for sure.
Sup Forums is always right except when it comes to future happenings. Sup Forums says we will all day: you chill the fuck out Sup Forums says everything will be fine: panic
Kayden Johnson
if only we had the technology to dig to the core and fix the problem?