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I guess we'll have to wait for his book to drop in September to find out if he's legit.

>worldnewsdailyreport.com/argentina-128-year-old-man-claims-he-is-adolf-hitler/

Read the fucking article and stop posting this. Further down it says that his wife says he just has dementia. The guy in the picture doesn't even look like old Hitler would look.

Doesnt his wife say he is just senile though

I knew it!

Our leader is back

88

Nah. he died at age of 93.

this is a psyop to confuse you.

here is real adolf.

Yes, someone post it

Hitler wouldn't have stayed silent while watching germany get butchered by the fucking muslims

This is hilarious, you have to be 130 and demented to arrive at the level of LARPing you encounter on pol daily

IT'S TIME FOR THE FOURTH REICH MOTHERFUCKERS

I lold Argentina have a (you)

>(((Salta)))

yay hitler came back

His says otherwise

how he live to 130???

HEIL HITLER HE HAS RETURNED TO SAVE THE WHITE RACE

Srsly though, how did you guys not find him sooner? I imagine he was sitting drinking matcha all day with a huge swastika carved into his matcha gourd.

Kek I've been waiting for this shit to happen. That guy is like 80, not 128.

Hitler preferred Islam to Christianity, Islam at its core is fascistic and culturally cohesive. Although I'm not sure he would want Muslims coming to Europe, he would probably want Europeans to convert and adapt it to their cultures instead.

((nose))* Italian class is fucking me up

What the fuck does his wife know? I trust Hitler because I trust some dumbass bitch.

>I am Hitler give me free stuff
Not without proof besides I thought he died of old age a few years ago?

STOP WITH THESE SHIT THREADS
1) THIS MAN IS NOT 128yo
2) THIS ISNT EVEN ON ARGENTINE TV
3) PRETTY MUCH FAKE NEWS
4) HIS WIFE IS A NIGGER

THIS IS FAKE RETARDS

KEK IT'S TIME

We know user, but dreaming costs nothing

Adapting Islam that is just another variation of Judaism?

So is Hitler the anti-christ?

thxameo

Just look at the trending post you damn cunt
It's fake (witch is sad, i know user)

He is right you know, the Japanese nationalism used to be absolutely unlimited. Its no surprise to me that Adolf would say something like that.

Japanese and Jihadists fight with fervor for their religion. Christians do not, as Constantinople is a good example of christianhood failing.

>Many people, including his wife of 55 years, Angela Martinez, believe that Herman Guntherberg isn’t really Adolf Hitler, but is simply suffering from dementia.

Bitch you met him after the war...

>Ms. Martinez claims her husband never spoke about Hitler until approximately two years ago when he began showing signs of Alzheimer’s disease.

He starting to go crazy.. Crazy enough to drop his cover story.

This is the real meaning of covfefe. I will stand up.

If only this were true ;(

>he is 129 years old
>has wife of 55
How did he get away with this?

Different ears and different nose.
It's a trap!

If Hitler is alive I will eat my tidy whities with BBQ sauce and record it for Sup Forums to see.

>128 yo Hitler

Press X for doubt.

You ever hear someone say "dont believe everything you hear on the internet" ? This is one of those times when you should really listen

"I am Adolf the White! I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide."

it's always September

The squirrel in the rectum intrigues me.

underrated.

I hope if Hitler did make it out that he died a peaceful death.

Plot twist

>Hitler shiptposts on Sup Forums
>Is tze old fag

> THIS IS A SATIRE SITE
THIS IS A SATIRE SITE
>THIS IS A SATIRE SITE
THIS IS A SATIRE SITE
>THIS IS A SATIRE SITE
THIS IS A SATIRE SITE
>THIS IS A SATIRE SITE
THIS IS A SATIRE SITE
>THIS IS A SATIRE SITE

It would be fascinating to hear what he has to say in the 21st century.

> Find out he ate some of the shit we've been fed.
> We an hero.

No thanks, the past is glory, the past is gold.

Not a bad facial match, but not exactly.
The Mossad hit teams are returning home.

It's time.

Do you really think Hitler would change his views based upon the media?

How about he admires Islam and ChiComs.

> Change his views?

Think yours will from 30 to 60 to 90 to 120?

Hitler had one ball, check his genitals

not saying that this is true, but noses and ears never stop growing

This guy claimed he was Hitler's son,and the story holds.
What do you think?

idk maybe.

> Coming from the guy that supports communism.

Never change.
TipAHatThatIsntThere.gif

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I'm not even necessarily disagreeing with you. I just don't know what to say at this point.

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American fascists are Muslims what a surprise hahahah

Please do not exist any longer burger

It's a clone retard.
They cloned him multiple times in the late 60's. It was part of a secret CIA anti-communist program. Didn't work as intended of course, most of the clones died as unknown artists, but some of them are still out there.

Hitler is a race-mixing cunt.

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link to tapeworm article?

Nope, he has too big ears and diffrent nose a bit.

so the "hitler wasn't christian" meme is true?

Is that what you read?

Sup Forums still falls for this website, every time

How can one be devoted to Christianity whilst regretting being a Christian?

your ears grow as you age.

To be fair, the ears and nose keep growing as the rest of the body stays the same, so those two things will look different.

HEIL HITLER

Oh...I don't know, reading a news paper, maybe?

fucking hell i was hoping that out there some old man actually went crazy and thought he was hitler

still more believable than anything on Breitbart, which is 100% fake news.

damn, I wish he were the real Fuhrer...

but this is probably fake news as i know life

...

I see it

gullible autistic me

are the (((juden))) back at it again?

t. hitler's spokesperson

that would also mean there is still a living ww1 veteran if it was true

Hitler didn't have a son, but there're still relatives of him living in different countries. He had two daughters with eva, named Diana and Victoria.

Everybody knows that Adoft Hitler is in Antartica nowadays. He and other nazi big fish left Germany in march 1945 to carry on with the new Reich's weapons from the Antartica bases.

>How can you drink Coca Cola if Fanta is your favorite soda?

FOO FIGHTERS!

>FOO FIGHTERS!

Just the begining, son. Wait until you see the giant robots.

If he identifies as Hitler then he is Hitler you fucking bigot. Personal identities are a social construct. He can be whoever he says he is.

when nazi's laugh they duplicate
maybe this is why they died out

> Fanta Pineapple
...yet none has ever been in my fridge. Just like how fucking a chicken is a repeated thing throughout history so it must feel good yet I've never done it.

I think I went off the trail a bit you I hope you get drift.

We need to start trolling SJW's by sexually identifying as Adolf Hitler.

Coвки pacпoзнaли тpyп Гитлepa! A зaтeм блять coжгли eгo.

i've said it before
hitler speech re-enactments.
have hitler impersonation contests prior to choose the best hitler
then one huge annual event at the nazi larping convention gather huge crowds to see relive the good old days and see hitler yourself
why are ww2 re-enactments okay if we can't have this hell bring in the red army larpers as the grand finale and have a nice airsoft shootout at the reichstag, everybody happy
youtube.com/watch?v=XngY3vgH4s8

>youtube.com/watch?v=kzIRG525l6s

Yeah...airsoft....
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What if the Führer has been shitposting under the Argentinian flag and we've been throwing the
>Argentina
>white
meme at him?

this

> Alternate Version
youtu.be/5Vekf_2952U

I wanna young pictures of him after the war. That is the only way to supply proof.