Brit/pol/ - Emergency Edition

>Ongoing attack underway in resort popular with British tourists in Mali
bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-40322039

>Hostages taken
twitter.com/ArutzSheva_En/status/876502163069034497

>New secret home office report reveals an extra 250,000 illegal immigrants a year
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/15/hundreds-thousands-illegal-immigrants-drop-radar-uk-every-year/

>PM orders public inquiry into tower fire
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40291227

>Two soldiers die after tank incident in Pembrokeshire
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-west-wales-40296544

>Police are "open-minded" over terror being a potential motive
news.sky.com/story/armed-police-arrest-man-near-parliament-10917377

>Brexit negotiations start on Monday
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40293260

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How much is the average rent pcm in your area lads?

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800 for a 1 bed

Where the fuck even is Mali?

How will Trump retaliate?

fuck off, i have a wife and family

Disgusting

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900 for a box
>not even london

This is the official thread. If you are here, congratulations.

REAL BRIT POL. FELLOW ANONS RISE UP AND SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION FROM THE TRIPCUNTS

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Reminder that tripfags are part and parcel of posting in Brit/pol/

Where? That's fucking crazy.

Depends on what you're looking for. I guess close to $1000 for a 1br, but I used to have an entire 2br rowhouse for $650 before I realized the landlord was incompetent. Currently in a 1br apartment with a nice yard in a safe area for a little under $900.

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>not putting in links

Fuck me it only takes a few seconds to copy and paste them.

Kek at this fucking loser

well bunny has a wife, and he's a frightful quare, aren't you, bunny?

croydon

We must uphold Marxist-Leninist-Corbynite thought

Gays are not welcomed in my Britpol threads

the autism of commies sickens me.

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START COLONISING THE PLANET

>Posadist shitposting on /britpol/
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Really? If you look at the pic in the post you replied to you you can see a faggot posted, twice.

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t. Ahmed

I'd rather be a faggot than gay

this cant be real

Its the place that tripfags with superior knowledge of Economics and Engineering go to on imaginary holidays. Until their mothers call them down for dinner, that is.

they haven't started to repopulate the Falkland's with pakis yet, have they?

Anyone else get flashbacks to 90's Sunday evenings round your nan's house when you hear this?

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go to Norn Iron

I actually do now that you bring that up

Your nan was a slag when she was younger

Bonglands are getting wrecked every week now.

This heat is fucking horrible lads.

>implying achmeds even know what a commie is

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>susanna reid will never be your loving, caring and trophy wife

end it all

Yet again the rays of diversity enlighten warm the hearts of those around.

Someone's butthurt no one wants to use his thread

It's nice outside but my room is a furnace when combined with my computer

I had my passport stamped a ton, but why in the hell would someone go to Mali for a vacation?

We need to do something about the 700,000+ immigrants flooding this country every year. Sitting here complaining about it isn't enough. Even if we all started killing them, they are immediately replaced. What can we do?

It was a joke thread you mong

They are most likely from there

Oh but it is my dear user.

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>the absolute state of bong education

brit/pol/ is getting really shit with all these fucking tripfags treating it like their social club

She's too blue pilled

Love her as a mistress though

Got two fans going and the curtains closed here but it's still muggy.

Had to go out in my car earlier and it was like an oven inside.

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It's cheap. Bongladeshis are dirt poor. And getting poorer by the minute. Same reason the previous ones got blown up in Istanbul, Tunis (twice), Egypt...

>socialism is welfare
>socialism is regulations
>socialism is taxes

Haha

>tfw not too bothered by tripfags as none compare to the cancer that was YMCA
As long he stays away I don't really care

We used to watch Last of the Summer Wine, Heartbeat and You've Been Framed! Along with AR of course.

Ive fucking had enough of tripfags

I quite agree. It's so cliquey, it's nauseating.

I really wish we had AC in the UK, my fan is so shit it feels like it blows only the heat that it generates

No, we'll just shitpost on it until it 404s. Enjoy bullshit content

SAGE all round.

On a train from my comfy midlands county back to (((London))). Fucking hate going backc knowing I'm hugely increasing my risks of cultural enrichment, only narrowly missed out on Borough Market so it feels like I'm on borrowed time. The things we do for a good job eh.

> go to africa
> get killed

Mfw

Last interview with Rev. Ian Paisley, founder of DUP

youtube.com/watch?v=jXhwQ1nhl-s#t=36m19s

every day we stray further from god's light

It was blatantly a joke thread. Sorry you're so autistic that even jokes on the internet now evade you

this.

Let the RN & RAF use any refugee boats they see in the Channel as target practice? It's what Euro countries on the Med should be doing instead of acting as a ferry for them.

>Go to Africa
>Expect to live

>The rumours are not true. I do Not put out on the first date. Never have and Never will.
t.Hot Wheels Lisa

always been like this lad

i'd put up with her liberal tendencies, i'd kill for a wife of her calibre

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Yeah, but at least you got DC

I visited the National Railway Museum last week. Would you like to see some pictures?

should i buy one or would doing so be mental?

I found a random Iranian girl on kik the other day, she said 'she like all the American boys' and asked what I would do to her. At that point I got nervous posted the pic of john Lennon doing the funny walk and deleted kik from my phone

The suffering is over. The fan arrived and I've assembled it now. Such a nice cool breeze

youtu.be/gi5j7jjhm4M

Ah, it all comes flooding back now.
>Heartbeat
Absolutely banging theme tune
youtube.com/watch?v=yduLpLV7Wlg

>another night with the windows wide open and the curtains open

The galacticos of cabinets

Not really desu, I have very little interest in the railway except as a simple means of transport

>theres no muslims in the midlands
>luton
>birmingham
>Lecister

no need to save them. If you're going to Africa you know what you sign up for. Might as well vacation in Afghanistan.

This is why you need Abbott user.

In ye olde days, they would have been shitposted into oblivion. People take the web too seriously now.

Remember the antics of Greengrass and Thick David? Suddenly having school in the morning didn't seem so bad.

haha, classic martyn

>tfw the big spiders come in when you sleep

>>Heartbeat
My mum used to watch that. Thanks for giving me a dose of nostalgia

Same feelings here mate, just feel like I'm getting warm air blown in my face. My car has aircon but it's making a ticking sound whenever I use the bloody thing.

I hope there are no pakis or nogs living you

Lowe Pakis tbqh senpai

>£500 for a meme fan

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