YELLOW STONE ERUPTION

So now that we know this volcano is going to blow this year, what supplies and gear should people have ready?

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Lolis. The more beautiful the higher price she will fetch.

yea but how to know when to stock up? If you get them now they could be too old by the time yellowstone goes

There is never a wrong time to harvest lolis. You can sell them while they are young and use them later to produce more lolis.

Best documentary if you actually want to know what it will probably be like. Start at one hour if you want to just skip to the carnage.

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I'll be fine..shame about you burgers

Good luck Yellowstone-chan!

Fpbp

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I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!

WHAT THE FUCK YOU STUPID PEDO
FUCK YOU

GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE CHAN! I LOVE YOU!

Kek speaks. When will you faggots start taking the eclipse seriously?

Check'd
Doubles for August eruption
Triples for end of humanity
Roll

I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!

The brothers will pitch for a fair price as ash diggers and prospectors.

GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!

I would be more worried about tbe rest of the world. Imagine china and sandniggers going full out after USA an Canada are destroyed by volcano

>now that we know this volcano is going to blow this year
source?

GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!

There are some earthquakes around the caldera, which is nothing new, but soak in the memes while it lasts briefly.

user do you know it's always about to blow causing the end of the usa every 6 months

weren't there threads about Yellowstone just months ago? Or was that another volcano?

I'll take it serious when it happens until then nothing is going to happen

GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE - CHAN!

I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE - CHAN!

>4.4 earthquake

It's fucking nothing.

GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE-CHAN

Good luck, Yellowstone-Chan!

Ky and dildos for the op

Cant wait until the US blows up so we dont have to deal with americans shitposting on Sup Forums anymore.

If it did, you need somewhere underground.

Literally the only way human life could survive the ash cloud blotting out the sun.

I'll come and help save Americans if it happens,
Just don't shoot me

Checked.
Kek wills it

The USA will hardly be affected.
1. Hardly anybofy lives within the most dangerous part.
2. The most important targets lay outside of the pink zones, where the most catestrophic damage will occur.
3. Volcanic Ash covering the atmosphere will be worse than china or some other fucker invading.
4. This Ash could potentially cause massive crop failures, change weather patterns, cause a mini ice age, weaken the ozone layer, and interfear with satelight conections.

At least the Liberal states are gone.
Nignogs to stupid to survive.
Could be a white utopia again.

No promises, Rafiq.

We Dark Elves now.

>muh habbening

How bad would it be? The volcanic ash will help soil and farm production

>This Ash could potentially cause massive crop failures
Wrong! Volcanic ash is a great fertilizer.

>Ash clouds causing a nuclear winter

It may be fertile, but they will block out and reduce sunlight for months.

a tombstone.

Unless it causes global temps to plummet then RIP plants

yeah that sure never happens anywhere on earth at all ever

Actually in the past it has. the ash cloud would act like a nuclear winter or chinese smog.

Implying.

Good luck Yellowstone-chan!

Classic sandnig post. Never change Muhammad

I see the bad moon arising
I see trouble on the way
I see earthquakes and lightnin'
I see those bad times today

I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!

I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE-CHAN

2015....fuck off faggot

Do you keep posting that shit all day long ? That must be exhausting.
And look, as I said before, you're just in time for a happening ! Happy sliding !

Females aren't something we get to prepare, they are a reward for our preparation.

Well, I mean... he's probably not wrong.

I want it all to end soon, so that we might begin again.

The only time EVER in my 46 years i am happy to say 'i live in nj'

Finally

Wisconsinfag here, gonna grab my family, guns, and other shit into my prius and go for 800 miles without stopping until we are south enough to survive.

Heh.

>So now that we know this volcano is going to blow this year

citation please

What's the estimated "kill radius" of that thing?

Wow, I'll get 30- 100mm of ash.

That's about the same as we got when Mt St Helen's blew it's top. Somehow we managed to survive that.

There's a bathroom on the right.

What exit?

>hurr durr what is the mini ice age
>american education
>common core

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these threads happen all year all years

bear witness
>eruption in august
many will die
>civil war ansues

>unnecessary greentext
Lurk moar

>Not living within range

On that map the first two rings are effectively instant or near instant death, the third ring is you have to evacuate if you want to survive. The fourth ring is it would be a really good idea to evacuate if you want a good chance at surviving more than a month. Once you hit the orange you get to manageable ash levels. Death there will generally come in the form of starvation or violence. But areas with ports have the potential to be ok provided people don't chimp the fuck out. This means the bay area will probably be screwed because all the nigs in oakland will revert to somali pirates. We'll probably see a war for control of the ports.

Except nothing's going to happen. It's not going to erupt.

this desu

I'm in the orange here in minnesota, what all should I do to prepare?

volcano user here
a few months ago I told you all that Yellowstone was a dieing volcano
I'm still correct, the earthquakes factor perfectly in with my findings.
No worry anons, just another nonhappening

>Yellowstone erupting this year
do you have one shred of proof

The worlds about to go full DARK SOULS III

Who here an /ashenone/?

yeah man, its like the wave lengths maaaaaan...do you even know who mckennna is?

i-ching n shit nigga

>tfw live in an unaffected region on the map
feels good.

No thats whats insane about this. Dedicated autists have been making these threads for no reason for 7 days after pulling this same shit a year ago.

I have a fantasy of saving lolis when the civil unrest happens and repopulating america with them, finishing off the white race.

September 23rd

Double digits confirm

dying*

You have to go back.

>prius

I want to end you for driving that horrible lithium powered monster but I cannot argue with an 800mile gas tank

Same, minus the repopulating. I just want to enjoy a loli cuddle harem after a hard day of fending off post-apoc raiders.

This user gets it. All you got to do is gather food, shelter and protection and women will compete for you restoring the natural order of things.

its literally nonstop for happening faggots

wouldn't the area of eruption depend on the season? the jet stream fluctuates north and south so this map is gay

We will fight in the shade

Why does the explosion keep getting bigger?

>yellowstone erupts
>kills most of white america
what happens then?

Happeningfags are fucking retarded.

wait a minute... so even if we do manage to save the white race and become 100% white, we STILL gonna be fucked and wiped out by a fucking vulcano somewhere in the future?!

WHY the fuck am i a white nationalist then?!

Post yfw yellowstone errupts and sends the world into a 1,000 year ice age. USA saves the world from global warming, shitskins and niggers all freeze to death.