ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve. MALE BLACK is his nemesis, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
>7-8 Gang Bangers chasing one who said to call the police
Levi Robinson
PCP overdose
Caleb Campbell
Time to get comfy fello Roberts
Robert Ramirez
>kids throwing rocks at cars
Cameron Wright
Male Black is back at Wendy's
Parker Morris
seems slow
why?
not like male black has to get up early for work tomorrow?
Or is it just that father's day is an unknown holiday for male black?
Ian Brooks
Now hold on, hold on. Maybe we shouldn't assume it'll be as bad as normal today. Surely they'll all be at home celebrating Father's Day with their father. I mean its a proven fact that they stick to their tribes so everything should be perfectly fine tonight and I can't even keep this going Jesus Christ its going to be a slaughter tonight too isn't it?
Zachary Brown
You know to know who your father is in order to celebrate Father's Day, user.
Ethan Rodriguez
Robert reporting in there, Bob
Jaxson Green
we all like fathers day fun
Brody Allen
Ordered a pizza for the first time in over a year. Got my cat beside me and feeling extra comfy tonight.
Check your keys lads
Adrian Harris
its almost 4th of july, can't wait
Thomas Perry
what kinda pizza? what kinda cat?
would be more comfy if no work tomorrow and scanner was busier
Christopher Clark
>shots fired
Mason Hernandez
>20 males fighting in the gas station
James Harris
Pepperoni pizza.
Black/gray polydactyl beast of a cat. See pic
Jaxon Phillips
No idea why the pic is upside down
Evan Thomas
cool looking cat
got my scottish terrier in the chair with me
but bout to get up to fix a drink
come on Chiriaq, need to break the record tonight, 2.5 more hours to go
Luis Hall
>8 murders today >including a 3 year old and an elderly couple
Joseph Richardson
Who else here /openkey/?
Levi Reed
Scotties are awesome dogs. About the same size as my cat actually. Maybe a little bigger.
Who shoots an elderly couple and a child? That's fucked up
Jonathan Morgan
By now, all the normals will be home and gang bangers are out and about
James King
Chiraqis have no boundaries
Wyatt Fisher
I read the articles. The baby was best to death and the else couple stabbed to death. That is even worse.
Adrian Martin
Strap in. It is about to get crazy.
Robert Foster
It sure it good to live on the Northwest side...
David Edwards
wow just fucking nuke chimpcago already. fucking piece of shit """""city"""""
Jason Jenkins
Worse actually. Kid was beaten old couple were stabbed in a home invasion.
Jason Allen
Nah, we have Azacca Haka.
Aaron Morgan
Animals
Caleb Jones
>Who shoots an elderly couple and a child? That's fucked up
Male black
Ryan Foster
Yeah I read that after. Parents beat the baby.
The couple's son came to visit and found them dead.
Fucking shitty
Evan Miller
who is that? some black activist from kenya?
Logan Roberts
> looking for trouble
Easton Sanchez
>Two gangs meeting to fight in the street
>12 people fighting
amazing
Nathaniel Ramirez
American Pale Ale made by a little local brewery that ends up tasting like pineapple juice.
Jonathan Hall
Hopefully some shots fired
Blake Smith
Face tattoos are never a good idea
Jeremiah Davis
>baby daddy hit caller with a gun
Jackson Ross
>20 people in front of the park drinking and fighting
Dispatcher sounds bored
Aiden Brown
They probably confused their dads for one another
William Garcia
> 7 shots fired
Jose Powell
>selling the dope
What is closed off and why?
Nathaniel Gonzalez
> intoxicated male unconscious
Asher Smith
There are bench clearing brawls every night. It's mind blowing and amazing.
Cameron Hernandez
> 14 - 15 shots fired
Tyler Davis
Make Chicago a giant prison
Blake Barnes
>campus is closing
What did I miss
Ayden Nguyen
> giant death prison
> executions held daily
Oh wait.......
Jack Edwards
> closing the campus, everyone has to leave
Nolan Garcia
> closing campus
Was there a "peaceful" protest that I missed?
Hudson Sanders
Good evening Robert family. is male black still up to no good?
>call at fried chicken, what?
Jeremiah Walker
Decided to take clothes off!
Jaxson James
...
Matthew Young
You ever feel the urge to take your clothes off and run through Chicago at 10 o clock at night?
Adam Ortiz
>no uber >people robbing vet clinic
Jonathan Richardson
> possible fake cop, throwing things out of video as someone moves out.
Zachary Torres
> call at fried chicken
WE WUZ.....
Jace Garcia
I like this dispatcher
Isaiah Ward
You rolled up on him then what happened?
Justin Foster
>check yo keys >such a social atmosphere
Ryder Sanchez
Check your keys, Roberts
Julian Rodriguez
3 Hispanics in a silver car
Samuel Ramirez
We all love Sassy. Though Crabby takes a very close second. She can handle anything.
Cooper James
how are my fellow Roberts doing?
Connor Collins
I have not heard crabby in a whike
Dylan Lopez
Good evening Roberts. Odds on Male Black finding his dad in the jail block tonight?
Adam Butler
I am well. Looking up information on land I'm trying to buy. Robert honestly helped me decide to do it. male black is all too close to taking over my city
>suspicious object on driveway >males on street with guns.
Jackson Flores
> two more roads closed off
> stolen vehicle
Mason Mitchell
>Roberts denied by sassy.
Brandon Myers
Land is a good thing to buy. I want to get a solid amount to go innawoods with
Jackson Baker
> I'm losing it > What was the third one
Get some rest, Sassy
Tyler Fisher
>30 year old hispanic female on xanax not taking a break up well. Pink dress.
Hunter Walker
What can you do about a bar playing loud music??
Gabriel Thompson
> What can you do about a bar playing loud music
Shoot the jukebox. Works every time.
Lucas Campbell
>Suicidal... not taking the breakup very well
Julian Scott
How come you guys don't do this during the day? I mean I get the whole /robert/ thing and it's probably slightly less entertaining but
I miss you
Jack Robinson
>male asian charged at caller with a knife >she has a ccw >she shot at him
Adrian Rivera
Male Asian with a knife
Cooper Thomas
>asian man rushes caller with knife. she has a ccw and discharged firearm. unknown if anyone struck.
Samuel Russell
It's a nightly ritual. Adam is a cool guy too, but I have work and shit. listing to Robert is where I have a beer and unwind.
Gavin Lopez
This. Need a daytime thread
Jack Hughes
>male asian
R A R E A R E
Asher Morris
>girlfriend is being abusive
Never stick your dick in crazy, you'll end up meeting Robert.
Josiah Bell
> The final song has begun
Xavier Barnes
Why is this thread so slow tonight?
Anthony Thomas
w-what did she mean by this
Kayden Rodriguez
>The final song has begun.
Is there a concert there tonight?
Joseph Edwards
>yoshaunda with an expired DL, but has a valid carry for that address.
Aaron Gutierrez
Hey Roberts.
Thread is slow, but the live stream is active as fuck. >I think ppl are going apeshit over this Alex Jones interview.
Kayden Anderson
First time in one of these threads,
I'm having a problem coming to grips with the fact that this is EVERY night in a city like Chicago for decades
how doesn't this implode eventually and become full on chimp central? this amount of chaos condensed into a given area night after night and the pot never boils over in full on anarchy?
I feel like we gotta be on the cusp of all out destruction at some point in civilization, even at Rome's most degenerate riotous points before its fall I can't imagine it was much worse than this
Caleb Turner
> crowd of over 1000 people
Dis gon B good
Robert Powell
a lot of male blacks are too busy beating the shit out of their gfs (or getting drunk) to organize any sort of anarchy
destroying the system would cut into their wife-beating time