/CPD/ Thread: Father's Day Special

We all know Male Blacks have no fathers.

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BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???

ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve. MALE BLACK is his nemesis, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
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>>CPD Dispatch Stream with music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
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Off with a start

>7 gun shots

>Reports of fighting at parks

Family gatherings

Male Black standing on the smoke stack.

>7-8 Gang Bangers chasing one who said to call the police

PCP overdose

Time to get comfy fello Roberts

>kids throwing rocks at cars

Male Black is back at Wendy's

seems slow

why?

not like male black has to get up early for work tomorrow?

Or is it just that father's day is an unknown holiday for male black?

Now hold on, hold on. Maybe we shouldn't assume it'll be as bad as normal today. Surely they'll all be at home celebrating Father's Day with their father. I mean its a proven fact that they stick to their tribes so everything should be perfectly fine tonight and I can't even keep this going Jesus Christ its going to be a slaughter tonight too isn't it?

You know to know who your father is in order to celebrate Father's Day, user.

Robert reporting in there, Bob

we all like fathers day fun

Ordered a pizza for the first time in over a year. Got my cat beside me and feeling extra comfy tonight.

Check your keys lads

its almost 4th of july, can't wait

what kinda pizza?
what kinda cat?

would be more comfy if no work tomorrow and scanner was busier

>shots fired

>20 males fighting in the gas station

Pepperoni pizza.

Black/gray polydactyl beast of a cat. See pic

No idea why the pic is upside down

cool looking cat

got my scottish terrier in the chair with me

but bout to get up to fix a drink

come on Chiriaq, need to break the record tonight, 2.5 more hours to go

>8 murders today
>including a 3 year old and an elderly couple

Who else here /openkey/?

Scotties are awesome dogs. About the same size as my cat actually. Maybe a little bigger.

Evening, Roberts.

wow I missed some then
heyjackass.com has 6 today

Who shoots an elderly couple and a child? That's fucked up

By now, all the normals will be home and gang bangers are out and about

Chiraqis have no boundaries

I read the articles. The baby was best to death and the else couple stabbed to death. That is even worse.

Strap in. It is about to get crazy.

It sure it good to live on the Northwest side...

wow just fucking nuke chimpcago already. fucking piece of shit """""city"""""

Worse actually. Kid was beaten old couple were stabbed in a home invasion.

Nah, we have Azacca Haka.

Animals

>Who shoots an elderly couple and a child? That's fucked up


Male black

Yeah I read that after. Parents beat the baby.

The couple's son came to visit and found them dead.

Fucking shitty

who is that? some black activist from kenya?

> looking for trouble

>Two gangs meeting to fight in the street

>12 people fighting

amazing

American Pale Ale made by a little local brewery that ends up tasting like pineapple juice.

Hopefully some shots fired

Face tattoos are never a good idea

>baby daddy hit caller with a gun

>20 people in front of the park drinking and fighting

Dispatcher sounds bored

They probably confused their dads for one another

> 7 shots fired

>selling the dope

What is closed off and why?

> intoxicated male unconscious

There are bench clearing brawls every night. It's mind blowing and amazing.

> 14 - 15 shots fired

Make Chicago a giant prison

>campus is closing

What did I miss

> giant death prison

> executions held daily


Oh wait.......

> closing the campus, everyone has to leave

> closing campus

Was there a "peaceful" protest that I missed?

Good evening Robert family. is male black still up to no good?

>call at fried chicken, what?

Decided to take clothes off!

...

You ever feel the urge to take your clothes off and run through Chicago at 10 o clock at night?

>no uber
>people robbing vet clinic

> possible fake cop, throwing things out of video as someone moves out.

> call at fried chicken

WE WUZ.....

I like this dispatcher

You rolled up on him then what happened?

>check yo keys
>such a social atmosphere

Check your keys, Roberts

3 Hispanics in a silver car

We all love Sassy. Though Crabby takes a very close second. She can handle anything.

how are my fellow Roberts doing?

I have not heard crabby in a whike

Good evening Roberts. Odds on Male Black finding his dad in the jail block tonight?

I am well. Looking up information on land I'm trying to buy. Robert honestly helped me decide to do it. male black is all too close to taking over my city

>suspicious object on driveway
>males on street with guns.

> two more roads closed off

> stolen vehicle

>Roberts denied by sassy.

Land is a good thing to buy. I want to get a solid amount to go innawoods with

> I'm losing it
> What was the third one

Get some rest, Sassy

>30 year old hispanic female on xanax not taking a break up well. Pink dress.

What can you do about a bar playing loud music??

> What can you do about a bar playing loud music


Shoot the jukebox. Works every time.

>Suicidal... not taking the breakup very well

How come you guys don't do this during the day? I mean I get the whole /robert/ thing and it's probably slightly less entertaining but

I miss you

>male asian charged at caller with a knife
>she has a ccw
>she shot at him

Male Asian with a knife

>asian man rushes caller with knife. she has a ccw and discharged firearm. unknown if anyone struck.

It's a nightly ritual. Adam is a cool guy too, but I have work and shit. listing to Robert is where I have a beer and unwind.

This.
Need a daytime thread

>male asian

R A R E
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>girlfriend is being abusive

Never stick your dick in crazy, you'll end up meeting Robert.

> The final song has begun

Why is this thread so slow tonight?

w-what did she mean by this

>The final song has begun.

Is there a concert there tonight?

>yoshaunda with an expired DL, but has a valid carry for that address.

Hey Roberts.

Thread is slow, but the live stream is active as fuck.
>I think ppl are going apeshit over this Alex Jones interview.

First time in one of these threads,

I'm having a problem coming to grips with the fact that this is EVERY night in a city like Chicago for decades

how doesn't this implode eventually and become full on chimp central? this amount of chaos condensed into a given area night after night and the pot never boils over in full on anarchy?

I feel like we gotta be on the cusp of all out destruction at some point in civilization, even at Rome's most degenerate riotous points before its fall I can't imagine it was much worse than this

> crowd of over 1000 people

Dis gon B good

a lot of male blacks are too busy beating the shit out of their gfs (or getting drunk) to organize any sort of anarchy

destroying the system would cut into their wife-beating time