Brexit talks look like some 1978 meeting of the Soviets and the US

What is this shit? A roundtable for a bilateral negotiation? What idiot thought that made any sense?

Other urls found in this thread:

brusselsjournal.com/node/865
nzherald.co.nz/business/news/article.cfm?c_id=3&objectid=11710479
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Because thats what it is you commie kraut.

Lol, exactly!

I really don't care as long as the crumpetsuckers pay the 150Bn they owe us.

fpbp by far

>Because thats what it is you commie kraut.
The Brits might be a socialist people with their commie NHS and protectionist stuff and high taxes, but I would not call them a Soviet Union.

So explain yourself.

/thread

>I really don't care as long as the crumpetsuckers pay the 150Bn they owe us.

They will. Look at who negotiates for the EU and who does for the UK.

5 alpha males for the EU - no glasses, the UK has a mixed male-female team with females all with glasses.

its some faggy inside joke. you see the table is symbolic. itsgeneral shape is from the king arther crap. it means that every one at the table is equal

it also means any one not at the table isnt equal. its just a bunch of white people at the table

if they can cry about our election we should have some one there telling them what to do. they still wont shut up about our election and that was months ago

Are you blind or did you just reverse the picture for no reason?

It's the German sense of humour.

Seriously.

ha ha funny, you'll get what you are actually owed once we work out how much europe owes us, since we've been propping it up for the last 25 years, I estimate about 11bn..

I would have thought that if there wasn't so many krauts on Sup Forums who are unironically pro-EU and spam anti-Brit threads

>Are you blind or did you just reverse the picture for no reason?
The Brits are on the right, the EU is on the left.

The flags are, for some weird reason, put on the wrong sides.

Read the caption you spastic.

Pay member fee in gym
Receive it back when leaving
Really fag?

You're the USSR faggots. We are the plucky independents saving the world from slavery (again).

You don't know anything, do you?

I would advise all Brits to read any Yanis Varoufakis article about his own experiences concerning dealing with EU officials because that is what British negotiators will face.

We may have more economic power than Greece, but we are negotiating from a point of weakness nonetheless and I fully expect Britain to get a poor deal. Bare that in mind when you're trying to troll euros

>join EU
>"anyone can leave at any time"
>decide to leave
>"sorry but no"
>"yes"
>"okay 200 billions please"
>"no"
>years of "talks"
lmao glad my country didnt fall for the EU jew

Greece can't bend them over the barrell with security/military cooperation, which is where this will quickly go.

>He literally can't tell left from right
The EU is going to get ANGLO'D so hard. Have a Jojo reference for your troubles.

are you retarded?

>women on european side
the eurocucks have already lost

Are you guys blind? Jesus!

You're kidding yourself if you think those kind of concerns will make it to the table, especially considering recent terrorist attacks. It would be political suicide for all those involved, but especially May.

Its over for the Euros

>Left has UK flag
>Right has EU flag
>caption
>Brexit secretary second man on LEFT
>EU chief negotiator second man on RIGHT
are you trolling us or what

Boy, oh boy. The UK will be obliterated during this process.

>Its over for the Euros

NZ did a Free Trade Deal with China mate the Poms are just going to wreck you

Less talking. More debt paying.

>Your only industry is lamb, which China wants to buy
>You want to buy all the shit China makes

Its a little more complicated when it's real countries doing trade deals, little guy.

The EU has lowered it down to 40 billion Euros you stupid kraut. Not that we're going to pay that either.

You owe us and NATO around 400 billion. Pay debnpts pls Germoney.

NZ Exports to China are
Beef
Lamb
Kiwi Fruit
Timber
Milk
Dairy Products

we are 4 million people who made a deal with 1.3 billion people and did not have to sign up to free movement of people or customs union or any of this rubbish just Good and Normal Free Trade

>lmao glad my country didnt fall for the EU jew
which country?

>Oversubscribe your membership fee, paying more than you should

>PAY US MORE NOW! EVEN THOUGH YOU'VE ALREADY COVERED YOURSELF FOR LEAVING!

Really fag?

brusselsjournal.com/node/865

How's that impedance going, bongs?

Alpha males don't exist in the EU you sausage sucking kraut.

it is precisely because you only have 4 million people that this kind of deal is negligible relative to other nations

london has a population of 8 million

Brendan Cox pls leave.

You don't manufacture anything but food. If the UK agreed to a free trade deal with China, all their industries would be out of business. The UK actually manufactures. They wouldn't survive it.

You can see the difference, right?

Why do those clowns need to "talk" about it.
I thought it was voted on and passed?

they will give you a hard brexit.

Trust me, they care much more about politics than economics or geopolitics.

Hmmm?

nzherald.co.nz/business/news/article.cfm?c_id=3&objectid=11710479

We import more than we export, we will actually be fine. Besides we already have backdoor deals with the Chinks that started under Cameron. So shhh and let real countries do the deals. You sit back and cream as many Euros as you can before it collapses.
We shall nuke the EU. They will be of nuclear disaster zone soon (tm).

The process is the punishment.

>tfw DUP Nige be allowed to participate in talks
>Sombre mood in negotiation room
>Verhofstadt and co sitting there all smug
>Suddenly door smashes open
>"GOOD MORNING! GOOD MORNING!!"

One can dream

start with Greece please.

Go away Kraut, don't you have a Europe to ruin or something?

No, Brussels and Germoney, we shall give Grease more money so they can help in raping mainland Europe.

Europe shall be raped again!

Didn't the DUP say they wanted Nigel involved in the discussions?

>and I fully expect Britain to get a poor deal
Then listen to people like Farage and Jacob Rees Mogg and pull out completely. No deal is literally better than a bad deal.

Just go back on WTO trade rules with the EU

You won't ever make a wide ranging free trade deal with China. Never ever. They would ruin you. They make a lot of the same shit as you for a fraction of the price.

You MIGHT make one with the US.

...

>They would ruin you.
you do realize most of the west do not have any high tariffs at all now and no longer have low tech manufacturing

you really think that when they can internally make up for 95% of what is imported from the Uk that the Eu will give a fuck about the UK not being able to make up for 40% of its exports? that security and military concerns will outweigh the trillions in trde differentials? So what is the Uk going to do - not trade security information - and then not get any back, and face teh syrian refugee/returning jihadi mob alone?

you have no idea. weak government, with weak bargaining position going up against a united and huge and strong Eu co-operative... the UK will be lucky to keep its shirt.

no, please just end it.

Seriously though, the UK is in a very good position, the US is already backing you.

The EU is running on fumes, no policy is aimed at growth only at buying time.

Germany hopes that demand will somehow sprout out of nowhere.

It really shows how fucked up their priorities are when they keep talking about green policies and celebrate 0.1% growth.

Your greatest enemy right now is the house of lords, they will drag their feet every step of the way and will end up forcing you in the dillema:

HARD BREXIT
or
NO BREXIT AT ALL

What they dont realise is that brits dont hate themselves.

>UK not being able to make up for 40% of its exports?
they will take the hit like NZ did in the 70s when the UK entered the EEC and smashed our economy when they were 90% of our export market

> the US is already backing you.
But that's not true, only Trump is

Junker is wasted 24/7 :DD

I seriously don't get how you guys can support the European Union. It truly is baffling to me.
Germany I guess cuz they make money out of it but sitll it's so destructive

anyone can leaver. But having made commitments to certain programmes, you have to live up those commitments.

You join a club and as part of the executive committee you persuade the rest of the members to spend money, promising to contribute your share. then say "I am leaving club, sorry but you don't get your money from me - but I will take the benefits of the programs i got you pay for..."

nope, does not work that way. UK committed to pay, and now owes the money.

by the way, Brit working in france, not french... and watching while my company in the UK is being cut out of deals and loosing orders while the French (very reasonably) protect themselves from future problems and tarrif issues, getting EU suppliers to make the stuff we used to to supply. Brexit is disaster for the UK economy

Macron pls go

do you know what the WTO rules are? Worse than a bad deal... all WTO countries are trying to get a FTA with the EU because WTO rules suck.

Thats because its a bunch of collectivist commies against freedom loving folks who confiscate knives.

Macron better than any idiot currently leading a UK based party...

>all WTO countries are trying to get a FTA with the EU because WTO rules suck.
the rest of the world seem to be surviving. And besides why don't we give the brits a free trade agreement without free movement of peoples like Canada got? Why do we have to force them to have open borders when they obviously don't want it?

It's a disaster for you, and I hope you have to declare bankruptcy soon for having ur cock up the EU's ass.

>only Trump is
not true the Reps in the house and senate want a FTA

no its not just trump, the Obama administration propped up Tsipras in the first place and pampered us throughout our negotiation.

The EU's only purpose is to be a US satellite, if you think otherwise then prepare your ass to be raped.

Macron please Frexit from this thread

>The EU's only purpose is to be a US satellite,
The reason why the USA wanted the UK in was so that they would be able to have a say in the Union and make sure it was open to American Goods and American Capital

Because it sets a precedent for other countries to leave the EU and get a special deal, which will inevitably lead to the collapse of the EU. The EU have to give the UK a shit deal, and any brit who talks about UK's economic strength as if it matters is just a useful idiot. EU officials know the UK's economic strength, it is just more worthwhile for them to send a message to the rest of the EU members.

Yanis does indeed give real points in to EU "negotiations".

How as pointed out the UK isn't Greece.
In fact is would be a disaster if we simply walked away right now.
Saw an article that even under international trade, the UK would be about £150mil better off.
Politics aside there is no option economy where the UK isn't better on the outside.

>Because it sets a precedent for other countries to leave the EU and get a special deal, which will inevitably lead to the collapse of the EU
Well ofcourse I understand that but what kind of union is this if they have to force open borders?

Seriously why should European nations be discriminated and forced to have open borders for free trade whilst non european countries like Canada doesn't get flooded by poor europeans?

You get what you signed up for. I mean do you really not know what an agreement is?
You can continue screaming like an autist that doesnt change the facts

>but what kind of union is this if they have to force open borders?
you do realize the EU is a federal project to turn Europe into a single state

>Well ofcourse I understand that but what kind of union is this if they have to force open borders?
The same one where they force countries to adopt a currency even if they don't want it.

We have relaxed RMB trading recently, they need us more than them, we buy from them. They need to sell all the junk they have.

It's a buyers market, there's way too many people selling and not many buying, we hold the cards here. China is nothing to us anyway, we're looking at Latin America.
No Greece, you shouldn't suffer anymore than you have. You've paid your debt to Germany, now it is time Germany paid its debts back not only to Greece, but to the rest of Europe for the hell it has inflicted upon it.

You shall be saved.

>high taxes
kek Cristiano Ronaldo is literally willing to live in Manchester because taxation in continental europe is so obscene.

And yet other countries under WTO are absolutely fine?

You think your socialist, protectionist bloc is good? Have you ever heard of mutual indebtedness?

Because Canada will never be a member of the EU and it will never have the euro. The numerous economic deals that bind the EU together required a strengthening of the institution that has led to the forcing of open borders between nations. I'm not defending the institution and I think in many ways it is malevolent but there are clear motivations for how it has transformed over the last decades.

Do you really have any room to talk?

Pay your nato fee's you little shit.

>you do realize the EU is a federal project to turn Europe into a single state
yes however most pro EU people i tlak to swear up and down this isn't the case :^)

yes but again how does this look to outside observers. I think people will see more and more how evil and shitty the EU is during the brexit negotiations.

>Because Canada will never be a member of the EU and it will never have the euro
And Brittain wants out. What right do we have to force you guys to have open borders? There is no justification for it

>I'm not defending the institution and I think in many ways it is malevolent
Not in "many ways", it is malevolent

I hope they walk away from the table. Fuck pucker your asshole hard brexit and you are forced to let them into your market for the low 2.5% as everyone else.

And I hope the slaves become the cliffs on which you destroy yourselves.

The Canary Islands and some of the French overseas territories use the Euro and are members of the customs union, they are not subjected to the freedom of movement or any other naughty rules the EU imposes.

Why do you Nordics always spell Britain with two t's?

that's a secondary goal at best.

Nice to see our team employing Harold Shipman

Thank God NZ and AUS we not allowed into ASEAN because they said we were not asian other wise we would have had free movement with all of South East Asia

This is a ridiculous criticism because those nations have absolutely tiny populations that would make such movement obsolete.

>And Brittain wants out. What right do we have to force you guys to have open borders? There is no justification for it

If Britain is able to use leaving the EU as a means to negotiate a better deal there is no reason why other EU states shouldn't do the same. If they do, the EU falls apart. I have already explained this once before. EU officials believe the EU is a good thing, so to do this for the sake of preservation is justified.

>bilateral negotiation
27 vs 1,

>What idiot thought that made any sense?

A German.

Tsipras is literally an EU shill who has conned the leaver Greeks into staying

So? It doesn't matter the population size m8, they are not subjected to the rules of the EU..

But I like how you try to justify this with population size. That is irrelevant lol.
>27 bickering kids all scrambling for what they can get and will not hold a unified position
vs
>1 nation that knows what it wants and how to get it and is prepared to walk the fuck away
Yeah you didn't think that shit through did you?

lel

>If Britain is able to use leaving the EU as a means to negotiate a better deal there is no reason why other EU states shouldn't do the same.
Doesn't that tell you that the EU isn't working. If everyone wants a better deal and the EU is willing to hurt it's own and the UKs economy to stop it then something is seriously wrong

>I have already explained this once before. EU officials believe the EU is a good thing, so to do this for the sake of preservation is justified.
I can't see how any rational person can believe that. I think thye know how evil it is but thye are corrupt globalists who don't care and want to make money out of it

>Letting women on the squad

lol wut are they doing????

nation that knows what it wants and how to get it and is prepared to walk the fuck away
You had a hung Parliament. Your country is going down the shitter with terror attacks twice weekly.