Brit/pol/- The Career politician edition

>Paris attack?
bbc.com/news/world-europe-40332532

>Transgender woman's inspiring journey
bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/must_see/40290864/transgender-woman-s-selfies-document-transition

>huge fire in west london flats
bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-london-40269613/london-fire-huge-blaze-breaks-out-in-west-london-flats

>teehee, don't hack off my hands silly boys! xD
bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/must_see/40300824/tanzania-albino-attacks-my-neighbour-hacked-off-my-hands

>moderate rebel freedom fighter attack
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40322960

>Kensington's Tory council had the money for sprinklers at Grenfell Tower, but spent it on cladding.
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/grenfell-tower-royal-borough-kensington-chelsea-council-stockpiled-274m-despite-warnings-residents-a7795411.html

>The majority of people would back a referendum on the terms of the the UK's departure from the EU, a Survation poll found
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/british-people-changed-minds-brexit-second-referendum-poll-finds-a7795591.html

>Based Bibi calls out biased BBC
twitter.com/netanyahu/status/876541950870028288

>White man van of peace name revealed as Darren Osboune
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/19/finsbury-park-mosque-latest-terror-attack-london-live/

>Mugabe to rule Rhodesia FOREVER
theguardian.com/world/2017/feb/17/robert-mugabe-could-contest-election-as-corpse-says-wife


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everyone who posts after me is a cunt

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Does the heat make anyone else really horny? God damn, Misha Collins do you want a blow job?

mad at all the shit

first for tripfag power

Which synth-pop band was this?

>be French police
>foil terror attack
>have a peek at terrorist cock

twitter.com/David_vanH/status/876833976723398656

Neo-Thatcher and the muggles.

In case you're under any illusions as to the intelligence of the rest of Sup Forums

Had to switch over to NHK because the Finsbury attack and coverage of EU negotiations were depressing me.

First for filling your ass with Colemans mustard and farting it out onto your nans face

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Bit hot out innit?

I've heard that muslims get sexually excited by the prospect of death. He probably had a raging hard on in his last moments.

One eye on the vowels one eye on the consonants

Post your race war uniform, brit/pol/

M A G G I E

That ad is pretty nostalgic to be honest, reminds me of bad quality 90's advertising.

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you have to secure any and all weapons, IEDs, suicide vest or contraption, et cetera

you're a faggot and the guy doing it is a fucking badass

I'll let you into a tip lads

Just before you're about to die say

"Jesus, Allah, Buddha, God, Thor, Sungod forgive me"

That way you're covered in case any one of them was real.

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footage of the stabbing at Oval station

twitter.com/vkknkhjh/status/876833504264409089

/r/ing that meme of the fridges asking if the fire rises. I know one of you lads has it. Cheers.

strewth m8 stop being such a bloody sheila it's fucking 80C over here in the middle of winter and i'm sat here wrapped in a duvet

I COULDN'T HAVE TRIED ANYMORE

>career politician
>autist who can't speak in public and obviously not a natural leader

this is why the etonian-oxbridge-politican path should be abolsihed. We don't need priveleged autists leading us.

That's old footage of the attack outside Paddington.

>Hon hon hon, anazza day anazza terrorist, eh, pierre?
>hon hon, silly muslims who iz ze man who would obey a god who demanded their foreskin at birth?
>hon hon, wait, what?
>hon hon, all Moozlims are shircumsized, pierre.
>hon hon, you're having a fucking laugh.
>hon hon, no, it's true.
>hon hon, you can't fool me.
>hon hon, have a look.
>hon hon, what?
>hon hon, go have a fucking look.
>hon hon, mazie i vill.
>hon hon, look at this, it's like a zittle cocktail zozage with no roll!

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Fake news.

Never noticed she had a wogeye lad. Which one is it?

don't understand the fidget spinner meme and have no desire to find out about it desu

who /meme fatigue/ here

Any recommends for a street legal knife, in case I have to cut someone out of a tangled parachute for example.
Are combination edge blades stupid?

>it's like a zittle cocktail zozage with no roll!

Sup Forums ouside of Brit/pol/ is so fucking terrible. Trump ruined this place.

>twitter.com/vkknkhjh/status/876833504264409089
old video.
thats not even oval station you shit.

It's just a fad like yo-yos or pogs that social media has spread into a retardedly big deal.

Todays Muslim terror attempts that are getting little news coverage

>Attempted stabbing outside army reserves
expressandstar.com/news/crime/2017/06/19/man-arrested-with-knives-near-army-reserve-base-in-kidderminster/

>Attempted attack on officer in london
thesun.co.uk/news/3833475/paddington-station-man-tries-to-attack-police-officer-with-gate/

>Car "deliberately hits" Paris police van
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-40332532

Darren Osborne

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SUSPECTS NAME IS DARREN OSBORNE

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i recognise that finger

Don't Scorn the Osborne

>mail
>hero imam

What the fuck am I reading?

What the fuck? Guess the finger isn't just for Muslims.

Darren the absolute madman

>That Jihadi finger point

And to think YKTD thought we would never find out his name.

#Notallnatives

I like you dailymailposter, you're fast.

Was there a stabbing?

>Eat lunch with wife
>come back to check news before getting back to work
>Major stabbing in UK

It never ends

after me..

>Ayyyyyyy

Conflicting, in the age of fake news I can't tell what's real or not anymore.

>implying the mail isn't jew owned propaganda

i stabbed your nans arse with me penis lad

#banter

What is this "American wife" meme? You have no wife, be silent you liar.

>London

Of course there's been a stabbing

I can honestly tell you that for all I know there have been literally no terrorist attacks whatsoever in the history of time.
Everything comes from the media or other people.

I have to assume it's only a thing among your 420 blaze it faggots since at my off licence they sell them on the counter right next to the blunt wraps.

How are we going to top this one lads? Apache helicopter missile attacks? Terminator robot wars?

how do i get a job as a crisis actor?

>he's doing the monotheist derka derka point

Theresa May just wants to ban me from watching porn, crusty old bitch! Fuck off Theresa (My Vagina is full of fungus because of diabetes) May! FUCK OFF!

Post YFW Robot Wars gets cancelled because "it encourages motor releated violence", lads.

apply for the jobs that look like scams

it filters out smart people, then u have to sign a NDA before they even tell you what you're doing

His kids will need protecting. The police won't do it

They spelt Goldsdstein wrong, bless em.

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I bought a knife on amazon. It was called Promithi or something, about 15 pounds but really good quality and 100% legal. Carry it with me every day

youtu.be/CdIudFwz8fs

too fuckign hot desu

Sometimes they look normal, but sometimes one eye wonders off and does it's own thing

What I will NEVER understand is people's willingness to jump to the defence of Muslims without a moment's hesitation.

Do lefties seriously not even bother reading the scriptures?

Whether they are planning a suicide attack or not, every devout Muslim believes in a religion which incites hatred against non-believes in plain lettering. "Moderate" or not, they want to Britain to be a Caliphate, they would rather non-believers didn't exist and wouldn't bat an eyelid if half the native British population were wiped out tomorrow.

And these are the people we DEFEND?

Fucking sweating just lying down.

>The man arrested on suspicion of carrying out the Finsbury Park terror attack is 47-year-old Darren Osborne from Cardiff

tidy

What did you just say about me, you stupid baka? I’ll have you know I am the best of the Brit/pol/ Karenposters, that I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Alice threads, and that I have over 300 confirmed Karen images. I am trained in cute warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire Japanglosphere. You are nothing to me but just another senpai. I will cute you the dess out with kawaii the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my sugoi words. You think you can get away with saying that about me over the Internet? Think again, baka. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Karenposters across 3D and your school is being traced right now so you better prepare for the transfer, senpai. The transfer student that karen watashi desu your rude life. Your heart will stop. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kawaii in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my voice. Not only am I extensively trained in being cute, but I have access to the entire cast of Kiniro Mosaic and I will use it to its full extent to send you back to not-cute-ville. If only you could have known what totemo kawaii reaction images your little "kuru" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, baka. I will desu~ all over you and you will drown in it. desu.

youtube.com/watch?v=60mLvBWOMb4

Is Darren Osborne an ISIS member?

WALES IS A NATION OF PEACE

#NotAllWelshmen

does anyone else get worried they might have a wonky eye and nobody tells you

Did the white van man even kill somebody? Guardian coverage is confusing, they say that they can't be certain that the man who died did so as a result of the van.

Thank you based Daffydil.

>kek kek
>kek

>now the mail uses the term islamaphobes

can't make this shit up

kek, that's some next level paranoia

user, if you wash, keep your chin up, know a few good jokes, and go to church you will find a wife, even in the UK. That is where I met my wife.

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Yep.

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Thanks, will look into it. Seems to have good reviews.

Milkman and the Wheatfield

uhhhh you sure mate? pretty sure it's not 100% legal

You're a good lad, Darren Osbourne, but your score leaves a great deal to be desired.

As someone who had a wonky eye, people will tell you.

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Piers Morgan's been cucked by mudskins.

BASED DARREN
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