PART AND PARCEL POSTAGE AND PACKAGING PRIDE AND PREJUDICE PLUG AND PLAY POLICIES AND PROCEDURES PEN AND PAPER PROBATION AND PAROLE PITCH AND PUTT PLAY AND PARTY PLANS AND PROGRAMS PUNCH AND PIE PIGEONS AND PLANES PATHOGENS AND PARASITES
Cooper Gray
Does the heat make anyone else really horny? God damn, Misha Collins do you want a blow job?
Robert Cooper
mad at all the shit
Ethan Bailey
first for tripfag power
Lucas Gomez
Which synth-pop band was this?
Joshua Parker
>be French police >foil terror attack >have a peek at terrorist cock
/r/ing that meme of the fridges asking if the fire rises. I know one of you lads has it. Cheers.
Jonathan Long
strewth m8 stop being such a bloody sheila it's fucking 80C over here in the middle of winter and i'm sat here wrapped in a duvet
Carson Gray
I COULDN'T HAVE TRIED ANYMORE
Adam Cook
>career politician >autist who can't speak in public and obviously not a natural leader
this is why the etonian-oxbridge-politican path should be abolsihed. We don't need priveleged autists leading us.
Daniel Morales
That's old footage of the attack outside Paddington.
Blake Barnes
>Hon hon hon, anazza day anazza terrorist, eh, pierre? >hon hon, silly muslims who iz ze man who would obey a god who demanded their foreskin at birth? >hon hon, wait, what? >hon hon, all Moozlims are shircumsized, pierre. >hon hon, you're having a fucking laugh. >hon hon, no, it's true. >hon hon, you can't fool me. >hon hon, have a look. >hon hon, what? >hon hon, go have a fucking look. >hon hon, mazie i vill. >hon hon, look at this, it's like a zittle cocktail zozage with no roll!
Levi Peterson
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Cooper Turner
Fake news.
Isaac Mitchell
Never noticed she had a wogeye lad. Which one is it?
Jose Hernandez
don't understand the fidget spinner meme and have no desire to find out about it desu
who /meme fatigue/ here
Jordan Perez
Any recommends for a street legal knife, in case I have to cut someone out of a tangled parachute for example. Are combination edge blades stupid?
Lucas Kelly
>it's like a zittle cocktail zozage with no roll!
Cameron Cox
Sup Forums ouside of Brit/pol/ is so fucking terrible. Trump ruined this place.
What the fuck? Guess the finger isn't just for Muslims.
Xavier Gutierrez
Darren the absolute madman
>That Jihadi finger point
Jack Barnes
And to think YKTD thought we would never find out his name.
Kevin Smith
#Notallnatives
Nathaniel Green
I like you dailymailposter, you're fast.
Matthew Hall
Was there a stabbing?
Ian Scott
>Eat lunch with wife >come back to check news before getting back to work >Major stabbing in UK
It never ends
Anthony Stewart
after me..
>Ayyyyyyy
Jack Parker
Conflicting, in the age of fake news I can't tell what's real or not anymore.
James Cook
>implying the mail isn't jew owned propaganda
Ryan Wood
i stabbed your nans arse with me penis lad
#banter
Aaron Hill
What is this "American wife" meme? You have no wife, be silent you liar.
Wyatt Moore
>London
Of course there's been a stabbing
Luis Green
I can honestly tell you that for all I know there have been literally no terrorist attacks whatsoever in the history of time. Everything comes from the media or other people.
Robert Thomas
I have to assume it's only a thing among your 420 blaze it faggots since at my off licence they sell them on the counter right next to the blunt wraps.
Ian Phillips
How are we going to top this one lads? Apache helicopter missile attacks? Terminator robot wars?
Jordan Edwards
how do i get a job as a crisis actor?
Jayden Gomez
>he's doing the monotheist derka derka point
Thomas Martinez
Theresa May just wants to ban me from watching porn, crusty old bitch! Fuck off Theresa (My Vagina is full of fungus because of diabetes) May! FUCK OFF!
Jackson Cooper
Post YFW Robot Wars gets cancelled because "it encourages motor releated violence", lads.
Jordan Gomez
apply for the jobs that look like scams
it filters out smart people, then u have to sign a NDA before they even tell you what you're doing
Samuel Sullivan
His kids will need protecting. The police won't do it
Juan Ward
They spelt Goldsdstein wrong, bless em.
Hudson Cox
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Andrew Lee
I bought a knife on amazon. It was called Promithi or something, about 15 pounds but really good quality and 100% legal. Carry it with me every day
Sometimes they look normal, but sometimes one eye wonders off and does it's own thing
Nathaniel Parker
What I will NEVER understand is people's willingness to jump to the defence of Muslims without a moment's hesitation.
Do lefties seriously not even bother reading the scriptures?
Whether they are planning a suicide attack or not, every devout Muslim believes in a religion which incites hatred against non-believes in plain lettering. "Moderate" or not, they want to Britain to be a Caliphate, they would rather non-believers didn't exist and wouldn't bat an eyelid if half the native British population were wiped out tomorrow.
And these are the people we DEFEND?
Sebastian Carter
Fucking sweating just lying down.
David Wright
>The man arrested on suspicion of carrying out the Finsbury Park terror attack is 47-year-old Darren Osborne from Cardiff
tidy
Aiden Rogers
What did you just say about me, you stupid baka? I’ll have you know I am the best of the Brit/pol/ Karenposters, that I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Alice threads, and that I have over 300 confirmed Karen images. I am trained in cute warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire Japanglosphere. You are nothing to me but just another senpai. I will cute you the dess out with kawaii the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my sugoi words. You think you can get away with saying that about me over the Internet? Think again, baka. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Karenposters across 3D and your school is being traced right now so you better prepare for the transfer, senpai. The transfer student that karen watashi desu your rude life. Your heart will stop. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kawaii in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my voice. Not only am I extensively trained in being cute, but I have access to the entire cast of Kiniro Mosaic and I will use it to its full extent to send you back to not-cute-ville. If only you could have known what totemo kawaii reaction images your little "kuru" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, baka. I will desu~ all over you and you will drown in it. desu.
does anyone else get worried they might have a wonky eye and nobody tells you
Caleb Kelly
Did the white van man even kill somebody? Guardian coverage is confusing, they say that they can't be certain that the man who died did so as a result of the van.
Jackson Miller
Thank you based Daffydil.
Kevin Wilson
>kek kek >kek
Ryan Sullivan
>now the mail uses the term islamaphobes
can't make this shit up
Liam Stewart
kek, that's some next level paranoia
Lincoln Taylor
user, if you wash, keep your chin up, know a few good jokes, and go to church you will find a wife, even in the UK. That is where I met my wife.
Noah Clark
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Jayden Long
Yep.
Matthew Lewis
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Colton Rogers
Thanks, will look into it. Seems to have good reviews.
Logan Martin
Milkman and the Wheatfield
Alexander Price
uhhhh you sure mate? pretty sure it's not 100% legal
Cooper Lopez
You're a good lad, Darren Osbourne, but your score leaves a great deal to be desired.
Benjamin Richardson
As someone who had a wonky eye, people will tell you.