Shitpost as leaf get ridiculed

>shitpost as leaf get ridiculed
>shitpost under Aussie vpn get praised

is Sup Forums stupid?

>be leaf
>choose random flag
>shitpost
>nobody notices
feels good man

If you think leafs have it bad just look at all the sandniggers on Sup Forums

>is Sup Forums stupid?
yes

Sup Forums IS Australians. When net neutrality gets done away with we wont be having any problems from them anymore

If it's an Australian flag, we know it's shitposting. If it's a fucking leaf, we can't tell if it's serious or not.

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We're just that much better

A

FUCKING

L E A F

It's kinda like being more likely to laugh at a pretty girl's lame jokes than an ugly girl's. You're the ugly girl

>is Sup Forums stupid?
Of course. It's one of the basic redpills that Sup Forums is dumb as rocks and prone to flawed reasoning.

>Wake up
>Poop and shower
>Grab blunderbuss and head out for the day
>Suddenly a mob of housewife protestors
>Bugging their eyes at everyone
>They see my blunderbuss and start raging
>Oh God, gonna go down fighting
>A loud voice pierces the mob
>"CHEEKI BREEKI!"
>It's Natalia Poklonskaya
>Her face is ensconced within a bubble of a second chin
>Natalia's belly is a dome thrice the size of her head and on either side of it is a boob just as large
>Dark veins darken and fade repeatedly under their gold flesh
>Her gray t-shirt is stretched over both jugs, fist-sized nipples visibly shuddering
>A denim miniskirt is taut over a butt just as large as her jugs
>A continuous queef keeps her afloat a few dozen feet in the air as she kicks her conical legs to propel herself over the protestors
>The mob is distraught by Natalia's appearance
>She tosses a wink over and drums on her belly with pudgy arms as she slowly bounces off of it
>Natalia's areolae start to puff up with each heartbeat until they're as big as her head
>Two geysers of breast milk spray from her teats and begin pulverizing the housewives
>One housewife gets split in half down the middle by one geyser
>Some other housewife gets her face peeled off by the spray
>SQUAD MORALE BROKEN
>Miss Poklonskaya massages the top of her boobs in circular motions and moans with pleasure all the while
>A stringbean of a housewife is forcefed by a boob-geyser until she starts to swell like a water balloon
>The swelling housewife bursts into treats
>One huge housewife lumbers toward Natalia and starts bellowing
>Take aim with blunderbuss
>Fire right as she shrieks "HURRR MUH BABBERSH"
>The thunderous boom of SHEER FREEDOM twists her and several others out of this universe and straight into hell where they came from
>The mob is dispersed in short order as Natalia floats closer and closer
>Her face is mere inches away as an embrace is initiated
>Suck face as a bald eagle and a brown bear have passionate sex atop Mount Rushmore

because the day of the rake will be soon

nobody likes Canadians. Does not matter what you say the whole world just says fuck Canada.

We come here for the fun and the satire
remember
I come for the Captchas

Reminder that Lauren Southern is a shabbos goy spy
Reminder MEAN STREET METEOR is a gay diaper wearing jewish britcuck
Reminder that Alex Jones is Jewish
Reminder that Stefan Molyneux is Jewish
Reminder that Christian/Pagan wars on/pol/ are incited by subversive kikes
Reminder that purity spiralling is almost always started by subversive kikes
Reminder that Richard Spencer is a CIA spook filibustering any momentum european nationalists might gain
Reminder Trump is in bed with Israel
Reminder that the real enemy wears a yamaka and a hammer & sickle, not a turban. Never forget who you're fighting.

>we know its shitposting

hey fuck you ive never shitposted in my entire life and yet here I read on the internet today that some people think my country is a fuckign joke! you people have no idea how tough life can be sometimes and I garuntee u will kno how tough it is once u come to live in audtralia fuck u

but also a turban

Just post as a bong.
Get damage from everyone. Why? I'm a nice bloke. I even like Canada.

Just a reminder
Canada is AIDS

Latvians are best shitposters actualy.

>Be Israel
>Stage everyhting up
>Laugh about countries and mock them for your own created shit
What the fuck man?That is like laughing about your own Jokes.

>Be bong
>Lose all of your empire
>Post 19th of century british soldiers
lel

have you guys also realized how there are basically no leaf flags anymore?
have they been all proxyfags or what?

that looks tasty af

>Be aussie
>Think you have mastered the full potential of shitposting
>Actualy don't know about shitposting
>In reality is a child in the shitposting industry
Go play with crocodalles and shit you irish cunt fucker, aligator fucker.

Nah, we're just bigots.

Yeah thats Latvian cuisine.

Okay listen up here Vācieti listen closely, you have to buy out cars okay?We don't have any YET! but we will make some, also you shouuld invest every last of your Euroshekhels into Baltics ok?You will recounqer Vācija from East.

Yeah those fucking Emus are hell

I simultaneously want you to stop posting and don't want you to stop posting.

I honesly would of exchanged life with emus then Canadian woman, those land vales are massive, you guys like mcdonallds way to much.

Latvian cuisine=Best cuisine

*our

Oh yeah and while your at it try some of our cuisine, it's realy simmilar to german dishes with the exception that it looks like poor german mans food, becouse well........
it is vuz yu know we where your slaves for 700 years n shit.
hehe

They can be pretty bad yeah, lots of fat chicks, but I don't have a problem navigating the sea.

i love you latvia.

Yeah guys you realy need to start to do something about your woman since, i realy am starting to think that New World was a mistake.
pic related Canadian woman.

Love you as well Vācieti bro.