The Real Happening

>danger in the summer moon above
Yellowstone volcano will erupt in concert with the total eclipse
>see you in September
Ash cloud will break on 9/23

Bye baby goodbye

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Good luck, Yellowstone-chan!

Good luck, Yellowstone-chan!

Please destroy the Jewnited States of America!

I got front row seats man.

Many of the first to die muh niggih.

youtube.com/watch?v=1vm2fkiNAZM

Good luck, Yellowstonechan

Thats horrifying.

Tfw safe

> Kill the most white communities in America
FUCK OFF MOUNTAIN JEW

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>safe

Nobody's fuckin safe if that happens.
If you die in the initial explosion and fiery ash, you'll die of starvation or be raped and/or killed by the roaming bandits when the food starts running out.

Every city will turn into a war zone.

Oh wow its fucking nothing.

youtube.com/watch?v=wqczaF0KT3Q

Thread theme btw

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This is my violent lava death theme song

youtube.com/watch?v=r2pt2-F2j2g

>Happening fags
>Happening

biblical prophecies.

Apparently this is the last pope.

What does SkyKing say?

well now that everyone wants it it won't happen you dum dums
pic only related in that it is nice refreshing drink after explosion

Kek

youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk

0:15 only light shown is red

Acts 2:20

20 The sun shall be turned into darkness, and the moon into blood, before the great and notable day of the Lord come.

Lyrics are just as mysterious as "see you in September". Almost seems like he's talking about the rapture.

Do you remember the twenty first night of September?
Love was changing the minds of pretenders
While chasing the clouds away
Our hearts were ringing
In the key that our souls were singing
As we danced in the night, remember
How the stars stole the night away
Ba de ya, say do you remember
Ba de ya, dancing in September
Ba de ya, never was a cloudy day
My thoughts are with you
Holding hands with your heart to see you
Only blue talk and love, remember
How we knew love was here to stay
Now December found the love that we shared in September
Only blue talk and love, remember
The true love we share today
Ba de ya, say do you remember
Ba de ya, dancing in September
Ba de ya, never was a cloudy day
Ba de ya, say do you remember
Ba de ya, dancing in September
Ba de ya, never was a cloudy day
The bell was ringing
And our souls were singing
Do you remember
Never was a cloudy day
Ba de ya, say do you remember
Ba de ya, dancing in September
Ba de ya, never was a cloudy day
Ba de ya, say do you remember
Ba de ya, dancing in September
Ba de ya, never was a cloudy day
Break it down for me (say do you remember)
Dancing in September
Ba de ya
Say do you remember (Do you remember?)
Ba de ya, dancing in September (dancing in September)
Ba de ya, never was a cloudy day
Uh huh! (bring it back now)
Dancing in September, uh huh!
All the way down to the summer

Feelin nice and comfy up here in southern Ontario. At those anons who die in the firey ash will know they provided a top notch happening for the rest of us. It's an honourable way to go out.

>how the stars stole the night away

could be connected to this

>when you're so mentally unstable that you sit around LARPing about the end of the world via straw grasping

Be gone!

Looking foward to ash blocking the bloody sun.

It's like an "oy vey" moment up here.

This is a slide thread you fucking idiots. Stop posting in it. Sage goes in all fields.

Sup Forums is a fucking joke now because morons like you keep falling for the same stupid shit.

You'll literally die

But then again almost all of us will probably die, food and water resources will collapse, shortly followed by a mass die-out of people animals and plant, millions more in the chaos and anarchy afterword.

It would put civilization back centureirs and the next several generations would live a hard and terrible existence until nature recovered after a century or two.

Even then the number of plants and animals will be greatly diminished meaning less robust diets for our the humans that survive, they will be smaller and less healthy. It takes 10's of thousands of years for the biodiversity to return

I dont know how humans would do during this time but its possible that we could have a coplete revert back to stone age/bronze age level of civilization for thousands of years.

And by then whatever would be left of our civilization would be heavily eroded, all plastics metals, glass and wood items long since rotted away. Only some concrete and stone skeletons in dry and arid locations would last.

Our histories, our civilization it would all fade into myth, most forgotten.

we would be the Atlantis legends of some future primitive civilization if the species even survives.

I love you Yellowstone-chan

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I can feel it. Can you?

What are we sliding, other than your "fuck my wife you big black nigger"-appreciation posts?

Good thing mexico hasnt built that wall yet. Imma be running to Mexico.

Awww shiet.

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

The everlasting nuclear winter that follows the volcanic blast.

Yep it would become a dreary dead world.

my almonds...

TFW the rest of the world doesn't know about the subterranean half of the United States.

I thought this shit was gonna happen, not yellowstone

Recommended viewing: old BBC TV movie "Threads".

now LARPers are saying both

>IT'S THE REAL HAPPENING THIS TIME I SWEAR

sage

The eclipse is 100% going to happen.

Look at the path of the eclipse through Wyoming.

>eclipse triggering volcano eruption

proofs?

>Danger in the summer moon above.

Wait....

WTF did you mean by this op?

Help me understand, what's wrong with the moon????

Jew ritual magic.

The US is getting a total eclipse on august 21st.

aka Midsummer.

Good luck, Yellowstone-chan!

hey you, this guy
is right. Watch The Road

news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/01/090116-eclipse-volcano.html

lolwut is this?

Sh-shit....

Good luck Yellowstone-chan, I love you.

>not having a mormon style year of supplies.

Nice man, I'm about to be moving to Loveland. Can't wait for those fiery hellstorm views

This bread is extra toasted

What was the tower, Mr. Dubbs?

i will be visiting the NW U.S in september, hopefully it just project bluebeam (virgin mary projected on the eclipsed moon) and not yellowstone.

> a year of supplies will help me in a decades long nuclear winter and the mass extinction of most plants and animals

Ironically most moromons live so close to Yellowstone they are virtually guaranteed to die within the first days.

top kek.

What do you mean "break"?

HAVE A GOOD TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME

BUT REMEMBERRRRRRR

THERE IS DANGERRRRR IN THE SUMMER MOON ABOVE

No joke, there was one guy that did some serious numerology type shit on that song and kind of freaked me out.

It's lodged in your rectum
Again

True. But I am surrounded by these guys in Zion, and it rubs off on you.

Also of note, the mormons here seem to be very aware of the threat Yellowstone represents, and believe it to be eminent.

This just says they couldn't see the moon because of volcanic ash, nothing about an eclipse causing an eruption

you faggot

I love you very much Yellowstone-chan.

GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE-CHAN

If you say that in the voice of the Swedish Chief it sounds chilling

Blah Blah Blah i'm a dirty tramp.

We all gonna die

That housing thing in London I'm assuming

the zb exol isn't due to align until next year so that won't happen since by then 7x7 won't be under combix control so they've nothing to gain, case closed.

>QQ
Queer Queen

It wouldn't be that bad as you say. There's everything on the other side of the world, and they'll just have a shitty climate and a lot of angry refugees to nuke. Be sure that there are bunkers all over the planet for just such things. Biodiversity is also stored up north. We're immune to civilization loss (as a species). Someone somewhere will continue to carry the technological torch, even if a billion people are back in the stone age and a few billion more dead

This is now a molten elemental waifu claim thread.

>normies gonna pay for their sins

how is this bad again?

Good luck, Yellowstone-chan!

I dont understand how you dont get what would happen here.

Most of the plants and animals on earth will die, they cant live in drastically different climates

who is going to get the seed vault open when its under a new ice sheet and everyone who knows or cares about it is dead or trying there best not to be killed over a can of baked beans in whatever is left of our society.

Do it Jellystone
vapourise all pickanik baskets
That'll show 'em
You're a proper geezer

you poor fuck, living in an urban area when things go to shit...

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Good Luck Yellowstone-Chan! I love you Yellowstone-Chan

Contrary to belief in many third world countries(looking at you OP), eclipses are not, in fact, magic

Fontana is a large dam right across the TN Border btw

Yeah but evolution
Which no ones ever seen
Will kick in
And turn beans into butterflies
And great white sharks into lovable little tribels
Honest
I learned that at scoo
Would people lie to me?
Why would power motivate anyone

I'm also moving to Loveland

Were doomed

>we gonna die
No you're not, Conner. Not unless they cut off your head

buncha niggers on an acid trip, that video.

Tuckerton? Do you know Ted from coca cola?

Bob from Pepsi would knack him

What if really meant to say the last pepe and it's just been lost in translation because the prophetic timeline was kept to the papal cycles?

Trips if tru

No, dude. The government wouldn't lie to us! The government wouldn't hide the actual history of mankind and lie to us about what science actually is! No way man! They don't worship Satan and keep everyone from knowing God is real!! Just go back to watching television, man. (((They))) have our best interest in mind, don't you worry.

hes talking about the muzzie mass attack on the US during the eclipse.
everyone will be outside to watch it.
Perfect time for mass trucks of peace, with simultaneous bataclan massacre type killing in the streets.

"GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!"
I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!"

And he swept a third of the stars from the heavens

Good Luck yellowstone - chan.
Pls dont kill me

"GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!"

Good luck, Yellowstone-chan!

Tho fuck off yellowstone you better fucking not explode

rollin for the whole enchilada

yellowstone is going to blow this time "i meant it", every few years. It does fit pols "I'm comfy and the world is burning around me" narrative, so carry on larping I guess