Flood come, lose all stone tablets, need information on hooknose clan, help
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Ohy vhey Ghoyim,
Share your caves with black feet clan
Launch your attack you little wyrms. It'll be rome all over again, only this time we wont leave any survivors.
>(((stone tablet)))
that made by hooknose clan, use cave wall and have mammoth guard it
>be me
>pick berry
>look at funny tree
>scratch asshole
>sniff finger
>smell good
>stupid hunters back with meat
>me no want any, me berrytarian
>"do thon want meat?"
>"no, he berrytarian, like monkey"
>"DO YOU JUST FUCKING ASSUME THON GENDER???"
>hunters arrested by hook-nose tribe for word hurting
>hunters thrown into poop pit for 3 days
>me face when
Germany was the actual progenitor of the microchip. Most major contributors to the discipline were non-jewish. Its typical of the jew to tell bald faced lies though.
you no talk like caveman, what wrong with you, you hook nose?
Tharg find smiling frog! Then Tharg's smoke signals get doobs! What is doobs? Me not know yet, but me very exited. Smiling frog blesses Tharg with doobs.
doobs is when smoke make same shape twice, newthag
>be unga
>picking berries with my cave people
>hooknose clan comes by
>oy vey unga we give you berrypickers 100 berries now and you just have to give 15% interest by next fireball cycle
>unga dont know interest but like berry
>get berries and eat them with my stick sucker ungette
>next fireball cycle hooknose clan comes
>you better pay up goy or else
>unga can't pay
>unga have to become berry picker for hook nose clan
>unga want ethnocave back
>Be karsaag
>live for 72 seasons
>See uggua
>Nugg Nugg go hard as tusk
>Uggua laugh at me
>say I wear autism Sandle's
>mammoth meat fall out of loin cloth
>berrypicker as fuck
[It no bunga speedygo]
not every picker is greybeard like you
OOGA BOOGA DRUMPF
I'M DA REAL CHIMP CHIEF
OKIE DOKE
WE IZ KANGZ
Hooknose tribe knock down treehouse.
Blame Sandskin tribe.
Grug try to warn, but no one hear Grug.
Blackfeet out of ethnocave
RÒOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÒOOOOŐÖOOOOOOOO
Where did they get that everted lower lip?
No one else on earth has it
There's a clue for your search
Farg shit on post.
Farg not no what do next.
Farg has emptiness.
Farg shit on post again.
Farg feel better.
We are literally exploring space right now.
Hello i'm a modern day turk.
Is tugging man stick to hook nose ungette against sun god? Unga can't help it
Unga know. Unga not sleep. Make other cave people wake before hooknose come back and make whole cave fall. Get club for everybody. Make shiny head top and keep watch
>white """"man"""" still living in caves
hahahahha
Me glad you have invented mud hut
Good for you
Maybe white man will one day invent something worthwhile, we will work hard to improve
Good luck!
went to the dream time, saw the rainbow serpent
black feet smart because of flying bird machine and big pointy rock to sun god. how can cavesheep even compete?
Rock pill me on T-Rex? Me think T-Rex a violent animal and should be killed off.
T-rex animal of peace, you bigot
t. hooknose clan
maybe you invent something to come to my land, whiteskin hahahaha me thinks not!
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Fuck you hooknose clan.
T-Rex brutally slay fellow tribesman. Me think T-Rex has problems and is make for kill. Hooknose clan say T-Rex good for pet and no danger but me think otherwise.
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I like where this is going.
*grunt
ALWAYS DO OPPOSITE OF WHAT HOOKNOSE CLAN SAYS
We must secure existence of our clan.
I heard you were rockpilled.
see ya in 3 moons
Hai I´m from watch-my-wife clan, here is stone tablet gift for you. Now watch my wife?
make ball of t-rex skin. bounce ball. throw through sky circle
many in clan do this. called air ball
Hehe, funny paleskin clan piling rocks just outside cave, orange skin tribeleader seem pretty mad, me wonders what all is about.
Sad story unga, my clan will help you if you come, come hide in cave my wife will warm you
hooknose clan are star people? me thinks they are the children of sun god. we should give them all the berries.
WAIT
Paleskin tribe leader don't want brownskin tribes in besides hooknose clan. We build rock high for tribe
why hooknose make bad? why hooknose let blackfoot ooga booga my kin? why i no get to ooga booga?
MAKE TALL-ROCK
re
>Sweden
>accepting refugees in a Sup Forums larp thread
It's like you guys are addicted to cucking
>1000AD
>Still no head stretch that hook nose clan rule lands
I TRY PEEKING IN BUT GET STONE THROWN, WHOLE PALESKIN CLAN CHANTING "TEN ROCK HIGHER" NOW
I conquer you hooknose! Next moon I do it!
Thag discover fire. Thags friends scared. Them say it only good for kill. Thag say it help too. Thag not die in cold cave and now Thag learn cooking. Thag say fire good for all but some want use fire only for bad. Help Thag show clan how fire can be good even if fire can be used for bad. Thag think clan will grow stronger if work together.
Clan leader of airy clan. man with small mouth fuzz. man say hooknose be killed.
much clan say man did no wrong
Oh might kang show me your magic
>clubs
Hooknose clan tell Nugg Nugg fire cause climate warming. We give Hooknose more shiny stone, Hooknose appease fire god with climate friendly technology instead
Come back to the cave clansman.
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Lol
Tried fire in swamp. Swamp goes boom. Instructions unclear, halp.
Rock pill me on fire. Is good? But makes boom in swamp!
ooga/booga would drag
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>hooknose
>technology
You tug thrak loincloth
Hooknose clan advise fire is bad, take away high capacity lumber, Gruk get matchstick instead to defend cave against darkfeet tribesmen.
Gruk get cold now.
>be me
>see good mate, big milk
>show teeth
>she show teeth back
>give meat
>she eat
>drag to hut
>get rock penis
>she get rock penis too
????
what in fire happen??? No girl, is man!!
Look at this roach fellow tribesmen, let's squish it.
Flood all hooknose clan lies.
Sacrifice to sun god all time.
Bright sun times natural.
Kek'd
ooga?
You ambushed like mammoth
Hooknose tribe cause! Anger sun god. We drag to fire rock for sacrifice
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shadow men not do any good. live in mud, eat mud, no fire, no stone sticks, no fur to wear.. i kill shadowman tribe easy with bow
>Future cockroach clan come
>Still worship goat sex god
>Beat sticks when whiteface clan not give berries for free
>Beat sticks when whiteface clan not let nugnug daughters
clan say hot rock kill hook nose
many hook nose killed
written on many stone
goto hot rock. it not exist
cave open from inside
how hot rock kill hooknose??
Hooknose trick??
Dalgor just want good female who worship man-who-die-on-crossed-sticks and want make little people.
Hooknose clan says no good females, all stolen by blackfoot clan, says the females like it.
Should Dalgor go his own way, play with rock shaped like fast-four-hooves and read stone tablet with pretty 2d female to be happy?