How will YOU survive Yellowstone Americanons?

How will YOU survive Yellowstone Americanons?

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i'll fight the volcano with my bare hands

it will not happen, mark my number

I won't in the same way the entire world won't. Now please fuck off.

>Shit that won't happen

fake.

2012 was the last time anyone was going to believe any doomsday shit ever again. You guys overextended yourselves with that one.

Nowadays, everyone knows that if the end really is coming, it's only worth worrying about when it actually fucking happens.

That must be the position in the US that will give the least number of deaths. Lucky somehow.

>You guys overextended yourselves with that one.
A lot of people went full retard because of a shitty movie. That was probably the most embarrassing point in time ever.

Don't live in flyover land

But let's not forget global warming as well eh?

>tfw everyone in DFW and SanFran chokes on ash
Feels Superman

>Michigan

Feels good man

There are two big types of bullshit threads posted on Sup Forums annually (everything else is 100% legit):

Yellowstone is gonna explode tomorrow lol

and

Look at the stock market in September the dip means a collapse is imminent lol

It would take 600 years for America to actually look like that, even with the Paris deal getting fuckfaced.

Show us the European one.
Also looks comfy as fuck.

So all the BLACKED threads are legit?

Here mate

the same way my ancestors did, by being white

>volcano blocks out the sun
>global warming reversed
>paris agreement still useless

Thats what winning looks like

south florida looks good to me.

BYE DENMARK

Nobody will survive. The volcanic ash will block the sunlight and crop yields will plummet, the growing season will dwindle to a couple months. Food production will not be able to sustain 7 million people, let alone 7 billion people. Society will go feral, governments will collapse. Better to die in the initial eruption than being forced to eat your loved ones and be the last few hundred people on earth freezing and fighting over the last can of beans.

Trump's a genius
>global warming is fake!
>develop coal industry
>leave Paris accord
>Yellowstone erupts
>it's all cold as fuck
>see, let's make some co2 :^)

>Lake Ontario connects to New York's inner lakes such as Oneida for some baller boating
>Commiefornia gets fucking trashed
Well shit time to buy a truck.

Are you Chuck Norris?

by shitposting on Sup Forums

And nothing of value was lost.

...

guy maps out the entire end of days going by the script of the bible perfectly

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But you are not Australian.

gives the upper hand.

>Implying I want to survive
The sweet embrace of death is near.

Hope you guys are open for white refugees

>New York

Right on the edge of the ash, so desu if it was a horrendously giant deal I could just drive to North Carolina or smth

by just sitting here and kissing my ass good bye.

Trump is gonna lose the next electio if happens, all red states gonna die.

Overlay welfare-American and/or geographic iq map, please?

Just search for a race map and its all clear

Yes, go to Skåne and clean it up, you'll treat it better than we did

Wtf I hate solar power now

>tfw NC

It won't blow up for another 500 years. Because I say so.

feels good to be a michiganbro

It will absolutely blow up within the next 10 days. Because I say so. Every year.

>Hot ash zone
I'll guess I'll just stay indoors, like usual.

God would never hurt a North Carolinian. We're the apple of His eye.

I feel sorry for the flyover untermensch.

>How will YOU survive Yellowstone Americanons?
By living in western PA and giving sanctuary to qt homeless Midwesterner sluts.

Yep, well until we starve from losing most our food production.

Nuke the shit out of it.

> In initial kill zone
Not too good

Ill blame u when it does for blowing it off

WE WILL PREVAIL

>Seattle, San Fransisco, Portland underwater
>Arizona gets its own coast
>Houston under water
>Niggerland of the south underwater
>Jew York underwater
>Florida underwater
What is not to like here