Damn, just found out that HALF of Canada has Cancer

Damn, just found out that HALF of Canada has Cancer.

That means out of every 2 Canadian posts you see, one has cancer. We should start being nicer to leafs, maybe ending each post with "get well soon".

How is cancer THIS PREVALENT in Canada btw?

100% of Canadians are cancer

cancer meme is valued by untermensch who have not already gone beyond and broken the corrupt healthcare system. We are becoming Gods and we are leaving the rest of the world behind.

Literally the prevalence of the cancer meme by itself utters the ignorance of the masses, so we will respond in kind by taking Cancer as a joke in itself because we know the spiritual battle and truth behind "illness"

They want the Ubermensch to be born in Canada, by overcoming one of mankinds greatest threats - Cancer - and we will wipe you fucking cuckroaches from under our boots.

:)

lol fpbp

This.

Good fucking riddance.

Chemtrails are real

Get well soon!

This, they could have just asked Sup Forums

fpbp 100%

I wouldn't bother with those disease stats too much. A while back someone over here took all the claims of charity organisation about 1 in 100 Dutch people will get disease X and calculated that if they were right the average person would have at least 6 terminal diseases on average.

It's just lies to get you to donate more to crappy charities.

daily reminder

CANADA IS PURE AIDS

You'd think with the trillions spent on cancer research around the world we'd at least have a better idea on the causes. Likely 95% of that money goes to "administration" fees to make a couple people rich as fuck

they just want more money for "research"

Leafs are cancer.

>he doesn't know that there is no cure...
The only effective treatment for cancer is preventative. Everything else is just as damaging, but you get to live longer. Shiet, breast cancer is considered to be "cured" if it doesn't return within a couple years. Mean you can still die of breast cancer, but your previous "curing" will offset your death within the government statistics.

However, that raises another question; what causes cancer? And the answer to this question is why everyone screams about finding a cure... Its literally just a misdirection. "Don't look over there, goy. We'll find a cure don't worry. You should just go get some sleep."

The administration fees you refer to are actually used for marketing, and that marketing is intended to remind you that its a cure that we want and not an explanation.

CANCER FLAG WHEN

MAKE IT HAPPEN HIRO YOU INSENSITIVE FUCK

YOUR USERBASE IS TERMINALLY DYING

>1 in 4 will die of disease
Considering massive organ failure due to advanced age is a disease, that means 3 out of 4 leafs will die of accidents, disasters and terror attacks

It's just how things are labeled nowadays. Decades ago it was "natural causes" if you died at 90 years old, but now if you are 90 and get cancer because you're an old fuck then they put that down as the cause of death. My grandfather smoked his whole life and died at 83 and his cause of death was technically lung cancer even though he lived a full life. Basically when you get that old cancer is extremely likely. Prostate cancer especially so (with me), even if it takes years and years to actually harm you.

Canadians are more likely to get cancer than people from poor countries cause Canadians live longer (and old age gives you cancer)

In places with comparable life expectancies to Canada, the risk of cancer is about the same