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she's 10 you dumb fucking leaf.
now you're going to tell me that you never wanted a gameboy or playstation when you were a kid.

10 should be old enough to not do retarded shit, but autistic fucks like you with mothers having you when they are 40 are becoming the norm.

>imagine being this angry about a fucking toy

Autist defending autism.
Eastern Europe is something else.
Don't you have toilet paper to smuggle?

Who are you quoting, Mohammad? The toy isn't the problem, the stupid children are.

The best death of this year!

go drink some corn syrup with you boyfriend, jamal.

An old trucker ex-coworker had an expression for this

>"Boy, you could fuck up a crowbar in a sand pile"

My fucking sides

>gameboy plays tons of different video games
>fidget spinner fucking spins

You're damn right I wanted a gameboy. Never tried to eat it either.

BAN ASSAULT SPINNERS

>he didn't eat his gameboy
You missed out on a tasty treat.

>the last one
It's been five years and it still gets me.

Its long past time to ban these damn things. Think of the children

>The best death of this year!
She survived. It is not easy to suffocate on a disk with a hole in the middle. A disk so big it did not even entered the trachea.

This is the tragedy of the whole ordeal

How is this politics?

I know a 13 year old that had to get some organs removed because the dumbass ate lead sinkers

Americans try to eat everything.

I got my hopes up for nothing.
I guess you can survive stuff without hole in them.
once got some soup meat stuck in my throat formed such a good seal that couldn't drink anything or throw up had to drive 50km to the doctor to get it out of my throat.
deep throating a rubber tube ain't fun.

meant for

Choke on a dick, Barron uses a fidget spinner faggot

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>CNN
fake news. she choked on the ball bearings

wrong. its was the metal ring the the bearings go in. still fake news

With a throat like that she'll make the entire football team very happy.

6 year olds have common sense if the parents raised them properly. A 10 year chocking on a fidget spinner lacks any awareness due for bad parenting.

Fucking Americans trying to eat EVERYTHING.

Yes, but he's actually autistic and even HE knows not to put it in his mouth, shit nugget

That's a kid, you fucking pedo

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>germany destroys tons of spinners because parts were very loose
naa come on, no one will joke on them, wtf thats stupid
>see thread
fucking americans

>inhale

Careful now, might accidentally a fidget spinner

Eh, I get it. Ever since I was a child, I always had this compulsion to chew on things. The collar of my shirt, a nickel, pieces of rubber, whatever. Just sit there gnawing on something. I always figured that's how I'll go someday. Choking on some random little piece of metal or plastic like a kid.

Oddly though, I never bit my fingernails. Go figure.

>current year
>not eating the superior SKF ball bearings
ISHYGDDT

Does it make sense to regulate this stuff when it prevents the death of children?
Recently Germany destroyed 32t fidget spinners because of this reason.

>ocassionally rip off a long fingernail with my teets
>usually file it down later if it's a jagged mess
>one day i really fuck one up good
>can't wait until i get home to fix it
>bite off a little bit that's really sticking out
>get the next one
>snap off a few more
>feel satisfaction
>"hey, i can see why people do this"
>"oh god no i am not getting into the habit of chewing on my fucking nails"
>sit on my hands when i'm not actively using them until i get home and fix them up properly

last fucking thing i need is another habit that affects my body physically

It seems she can take the big black bearing like a champ. Therefore she is old enough to take her out for a spin

I swallowed a nickel once while watching pokemon. I assume it came out eventually.

>idiot child puts non-food item in their mouth and chokes on it
>NOBODY CAN HAVE THIS ANYMORE BAN IT NOW