>Join the Military
>Whats YOUR excuse Sup Forums? why not just join the fucking military
I already did.
>>b-but i dont wanna die for da jews!!!
Nobody thinks that besides the mentally unwell.
>i was in the US Army for a long time and i never once, even on deployment was ever in danger i was a fucking mechanic i just fixed shit all day. if you dont want to die for da jews then dont join the Infantry retard.
I like how you're saying "JOIN DA MALITRARYS GAIS ITZ GUD" then you reveal you had a cushy easy mode faggot job for boring retards.
>you'll get /fit/
That isn't a guarantee, which is something you should know from working one of the most lard-assed loser jobs that the military offers.
>you'll see the world
That is not a sure thing either some people never deploy and spend their whole time in one place.
>you'll be with people who hate jews, niggas, mooslims
Not really a sure thing either.
>you'll make a shit load of money
Hahahaha!
>you'll see the world
Nope, not guaranteed either.
>you'll get some Jap/Korean Pussy
Assuming you wind up in either of those countries ever out of the myriad of other places you could be and also assuming you can get any pussy in the first place. (Which somebody like you probably couldn't)
>you'll get to shoot and blow shit up
Not every job. You probably never did this seeing as you were a mechanic. Did you blow up any engines, is that what you mean?
>like whats your fucking excuse?
I'm not a faggot who defines himself by my time in the military like you do.